Haunted Hamburger
@hauntedhamburger.bsky.social
I’m a goddamn delight
If I don’t get some chicken wings soon, I’m going to lose my mind
February 14, 2026 at 12:53 AM
If I don’t get some chicken wings soon, I’m going to lose my mind
I’ve wanted a pink raincoat for at least 35 years and mine was delivered to my house today. It’s PINK and looks fantastic on me. I don’t care if pink is out of style tomorrow, I love it.
February 13, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I’ve wanted a pink raincoat for at least 35 years and mine was delivered to my house today. It’s PINK and looks fantastic on me. I don’t care if pink is out of style tomorrow, I love it.
My husband thinks I’m insanely good at predicting movie plots. Nobody tell him it’s just a formula.
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
My husband thinks I’m insanely good at predicting movie plots. Nobody tell him it’s just a formula.
I like to let Prime just auto play whatever it thinks I want to watch after my movie is over and it’s always terrible.
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I like to let Prime just auto play whatever it thinks I want to watch after my movie is over and it’s always terrible.
What am I doing up at 2:18 am? I’m looking at sandwiches online like the sandwich goblin I am.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 AM
What am I doing up at 2:18 am? I’m looking at sandwiches online like the sandwich goblin I am.
It’s only when I have a full refrigerator that I have an instant craving for Publix chicken tenders. Why didn’t I just buy those instead of all these things I have to cook? 😭
February 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It’s only when I have a full refrigerator that I have an instant craving for Publix chicken tenders. Why didn’t I just buy those instead of all these things I have to cook? 😭
I have a black eye and rather than cover it up with makeup, I’ve gone with zero makeup. Set the bar as low as possible and let the people appreciate the work I put in to make this face pleasant.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I have a black eye and rather than cover it up with makeup, I’ve gone with zero makeup. Set the bar as low as possible and let the people appreciate the work I put in to make this face pleasant.
I am in bed. If you cannot appreciate the glory of luxuriating in bed before 8 pm, you cannot truly understand who I am as a person.
February 4, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I am in bed. If you cannot appreciate the glory of luxuriating in bed before 8 pm, you cannot truly understand who I am as a person.
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FREE LUNCH TODAY MCFERRIN PARK AREA
RTN and World Central Kitchen are partnering to give away 250-300 meals today at 12pm at Sylvan Street Baptist Church at 326 Arrington St. Wanted to give you a heads up in case you knew of some folks that could use a hot lunch.
RTN and World Central Kitchen are partnering to give away 250-300 meals today at 12pm at Sylvan Street Baptist Church at 326 Arrington St. Wanted to give you a heads up in case you knew of some folks that could use a hot lunch.
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
FREE LUNCH TODAY MCFERRIN PARK AREA
RTN and World Central Kitchen are partnering to give away 250-300 meals today at 12pm at Sylvan Street Baptist Church at 326 Arrington St. Wanted to give you a heads up in case you knew of some folks that could use a hot lunch.
RTN and World Central Kitchen are partnering to give away 250-300 meals today at 12pm at Sylvan Street Baptist Church at 326 Arrington St. Wanted to give you a heads up in case you knew of some folks that could use a hot lunch.
It is snowing outside and I cannot bear to look at the weather report.
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It is snowing outside and I cannot bear to look at the weather report.
Are you kidding me? Watching free episode on Prime. Had to subscribe to AMC+ to watch next 4. Get to final episode and now I need to upgrade to premium or add subscription and watch on Acorn? I am furious.
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Are you kidding me? Watching free episode on Prime. Had to subscribe to AMC+ to watch next 4. Get to final episode and now I need to upgrade to premium or add subscription and watch on Acorn? I am furious.
I will watch any movie based on a John le Carré book
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I will watch any movie based on a John le Carré book
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We are once again publishing valentines online and in print in the Feb. 12 issue of the Scene. Send a cute lil message to your sweetheart — or dog, or councilmember, or friend. Free, easy, wholesome.
Sweet Scene
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January 30, 2026 at 6:54 PM
We are once again publishing valentines online and in print in the Feb. 12 issue of the Scene. Send a cute lil message to your sweetheart — or dog, or councilmember, or friend. Free, easy, wholesome.
The most comfortable piece of furniture in our whole house is the cheap ass recliner we bought on Amazon. We have adjustable beds, nice mattresses, well reviewed sofas, steelcase desk chairs, but this $200 recliner is where it’s at.
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 AM
The most comfortable piece of furniture in our whole house is the cheap ass recliner we bought on Amazon. We have adjustable beds, nice mattresses, well reviewed sofas, steelcase desk chairs, but this $200 recliner is where it’s at.
My nerves are FRAYED.
January 30, 2026 at 10:27 AM
My nerves are FRAYED.
What if I just timed it perfectly and ate a Big Mac while injecting my epi pen?
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 AM
What if I just timed it perfectly and ate a Big Mac while injecting my epi pen?
Had a friend over for dinner. We are dairy free because of allergies and I served spaghetti. I saw the panic in their eyes when I said we don’t have Parmesan, I had truly forgotten how important cheese is to folks.
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Had a friend over for dinner. We are dairy free because of allergies and I served spaghetti. I saw the panic in their eyes when I said we don’t have Parmesan, I had truly forgotten how important cheese is to folks.
I’m physically struggling atm. I’m sneezing constantly, my back is twinged, I’m on my period and only slept for 4 hours, BUT I’m getting paid for the snow days in a job where I have only worked 3 days prior to the storm. Won’t he do it! 🙏
January 30, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I’m physically struggling atm. I’m sneezing constantly, my back is twinged, I’m on my period and only slept for 4 hours, BUT I’m getting paid for the snow days in a job where I have only worked 3 days prior to the storm. Won’t he do it! 🙏
Loving the energy the Americans are bringing to Love Island Allstars and we didn’t even send in our First string players.
January 30, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Loving the energy the Americans are bringing to Love Island Allstars and we didn’t even send in our First string players.
I’m taking a sick day and laying on the couch watching classic Price is Right.
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I’m taking a sick day and laying on the couch watching classic Price is Right.
Why the fuck can’t I rent or buy the series/trilogy Worricker? That show was excellent with a phenomenal cast. Bill Nighy, Rachel Weisz, Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham-Carter, Winona Rider, Sasha Reeves, Christopher Walken!
January 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Why the fuck can’t I rent or buy the series/trilogy Worricker? That show was excellent with a phenomenal cast. Bill Nighy, Rachel Weisz, Ralph Fiennes, Helena Bonham-Carter, Winona Rider, Sasha Reeves, Christopher Walken!
The Elderly will suffer the most, and many will end up dying earlier than they should for lack of comprehensive care and the guilt will be taken on by caretakers, who are largely women already facing the obstacles of uneven labor roles in families
The Labor Department has proposed rescinding an Obama-era rule that gave home care workers the right to overtime pay and other wage protections. The administration says the rule made care too costly. n.pr/4a1rrSZ
Caregivers for the elderly could lose wage protections under Trump proposal
The Labor Department has proposed rescinding an Obama-era rule that gave home care workers the right to overtime pay and other wage protections. The administration says the rule made care too costly.
n.pr
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 AM
The Elderly will suffer the most, and many will end up dying earlier than they should for lack of comprehensive care and the guilt will be taken on by caretakers, who are largely women already facing the obstacles of uneven labor roles in families
Me when my family finally wakes up and wants to say good morning after I’ve been up since 3
a black and white photo of a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man wearing a tuxedo and bow tie .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Me when my family finally wakes up and wants to say good morning after I’ve been up since 3
Just saw an article asking if skinny jeans are back and honestly, just wear whatever the fuck feels good to you. If you’re torn, wear what looks good on your body to achieve the look you’re going for, but we gotta move past giving a fuck.
January 29, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Just saw an article asking if skinny jeans are back and honestly, just wear whatever the fuck feels good to you. If you’re torn, wear what looks good on your body to achieve the look you’re going for, but we gotta move past giving a fuck.
Sometimes I get that deep and dark sad feeling and realize it’s past my bedtime, there is nothing I can do tonight to change anything wrong in my life or the world and the best thing I can do is go to bed so I can wake up tomorrow well rested and ready
January 29, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Sometimes I get that deep and dark sad feeling and realize it’s past my bedtime, there is nothing I can do tonight to change anything wrong in my life or the world and the best thing I can do is go to bed so I can wake up tomorrow well rested and ready