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hauntedbass.bsky.social
Guardian
@hauntedbass.bsky.social
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Autistic teenager. Honduras and Puerto Rico.
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hauntedbass.bsky.social
Horribly sick. Missed 2 days of school. Not feeling great
December 11, 2024 at 9:08 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
#5,956,198 , boy..
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #5,956,198, Guardian ‪@hauntedbass.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 29, 2024"
September 30, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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cait.bsky.social
game devs please please please make more games that are creepy and horrifying without jumpscares please please please. please i'm begging you
September 28, 2024 at 6:41 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
wren likes the beanbag.
My cat (age 1 year, female) named wren is laying on a big dark blue beanbag. She's got a cyan collar with a bell, and shes a domestic shorthair with a black and white (cow cat) patterned coat. Alongside her on the beanbag is her little blanket (paw pattern) and behind her is a tv on a cubby furniture (with a sculpture of my dads panda character on it), some Tupperware, and other household necessities.
July 6, 2024 at 3:32 AM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I hate the name 'frutiger aero'... we gotta call it something cooler
July 6, 2024 at 3:27 AM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
We need more old timey cat paintings. Don’t get me wrong, I love modern art, but I also like a detailed fur creature every now and then
July 3, 2024 at 7:58 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks is pictured. He's a cartoon, because Lower Decks, besides deserving another 37 seasons, is a cartoon. Shaxs a big burly man wearing his gold Star fleet uniform and also an apron over the front like he's doing some sort of art project or baking a nice sourdough. In each hand he's holding a broken bottle like that thing you do where you take a beer bottle and break off the bottom and then use it as a weapon. His eyeballs are bulging large his brow is furrowed and he looks absolutely unhinged with rage and anger. Closed caption reads, "Fighting fascism is a full time job "
July 3, 2024 at 7:37 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I wonder if its beneficial to live off human meat
July 3, 2024 at 7:51 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I post like a 40 year old man. Alas, I am an early teenager..
July 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
Back pain will be the death of me.
July 1, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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theferocity.bsky.social
I’ll cheer on this country when it stops trying to kill me.
July 1, 2024 at 5:39 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I'm pretty done with America. Moving in with the bears, I'm gonna hibernate
July 1, 2024 at 7:10 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
binturongs are truly underrated creatures
July 1, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Things I've spontaneously said to animals.

Mailing list: buttondown.email/rosemarymosco
Patreon: www.patreon.com/birdandmoon
A six-panel comic called "things I've spontaneously said to animals". In panel 1, a frog leaps away while the narrator says "Oh! I'm sorry I scared you!" In panel 2, a seagull eats a clam while the narrator says "You're doing a great job." In panel 3, an inchworm crawls while the narrator says "Go! Go! Go!" In panel 4, a stunning San Francisco Gartersnake basks and the narrator says "Hello, beautiful!" In panel 5, a Carolina Wren belts its heart out and the narrator says "Ooh, tell me more." In panel 6, there's a Bold Jumping Spider and the narrator says "You're perfect. You've never done anything wrong in your entire life."
July 1, 2024 at 1:16 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
goooood nom nom nomming ☆
July 1, 2024 at 2:55 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I take animals very seriously
July 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I felt happy today
July 1, 2024 at 2:22 AM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I was supposed to be a teenager in the two thousands
July 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
I don't think humans are as interesting as animals are
June 30, 2024 at 7:41 PM
hauntedbass.bsky.social
binturoooooonnnggg..
June 30, 2024 at 7:37 PM