Hauke von Fredrichs
@haukebasilisk.bsky.social
Mythological Gen X Mathematics professor and pervert
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Another picture celebrating getting back to school by @runawaydanish.bsky.social
I heard later that the petrified individual in the corner may have arrived late on purpose because he liked being immobilized but that's just a rumor.
I heard later that the petrified individual in the corner may have arrived late on purpose because he liked being immobilized but that's just a rumor.
January 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Another picture celebrating getting back to school by @runawaydanish.bsky.social
I heard later that the petrified individual in the corner may have arrived late on purpose because he liked being immobilized but that's just a rumor.
I heard later that the petrified individual in the corner may have arrived late on purpose because he liked being immobilized but that's just a rumor.
Let’s go Bubba!
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Let’s go Bubba!
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Hey man I think there's something wrong with that turkey.
This month's Patron print as per fun request- a Turketrice! 🦃🐍
Polychrome colored pencil ✏️
This month's Patron print as per fun request- a Turketrice! 🦃🐍
Polychrome colored pencil ✏️
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hey man I think there's something wrong with that turkey.
This month's Patron print as per fun request- a Turketrice! 🦃🐍
Polychrome colored pencil ✏️
This month's Patron print as per fun request- a Turketrice! 🦃🐍
Polychrome colored pencil ✏️
My own artwork from a couple of years ago. I think those whole "Put a flag and a Constitution in every classroom" laws were all about making someone money. I did get to use the wooden flagpole while talking about deflection curves (EIy''''=w) and BVP's. That's gotta be worth something!
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My own artwork from a couple of years ago. I think those whole "Put a flag and a Constitution in every classroom" laws were all about making someone money. I did get to use the wooden flagpole while talking about deflection curves (EIy''''=w) and BVP's. That's gotta be worth something!
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That's everyone for today!!
Thank you all- we raised 337usd for supplies for the Musser Park Food Drive- I'll be running out now to get donation items and will post photos/receipt as soon as I'm home ❤️
Individual files will go out later tonight as well!
I'll return to do more later this month :)
Thank you all- we raised 337usd for supplies for the Musser Park Food Drive- I'll be running out now to get donation items and will post photos/receipt as soon as I'm home ❤️
Individual files will go out later tonight as well!
I'll return to do more later this month :)
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That's everyone for today!!
Thank you all- we raised 337usd for supplies for the Musser Park Food Drive- I'll be running out now to get donation items and will post photos/receipt as soon as I'm home ❤️
Individual files will go out later tonight as well!
I'll return to do more later this month :)
Thank you all- we raised 337usd for supplies for the Musser Park Food Drive- I'll be running out now to get donation items and will post photos/receipt as soon as I'm home ❤️
Individual files will go out later tonight as well!
I'll return to do more later this month :)
It occurred to me this morning that Trump is like Mrs. Olsen from Little House on the Prairie. Both look down contemptuously on the people they make profits from and constantly look for ways to cheat them. Though sometimes a small bit of humanity leaks through it’s gone by the next episode.
November 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It occurred to me this morning that Trump is like Mrs. Olsen from Little House on the Prairie. Both look down contemptuously on the people they make profits from and constantly look for ways to cheat them. Though sometimes a small bit of humanity leaks through it’s gone by the next episode.
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Commission from @kaputotter.bsky.social showing me and Westhoff's javelina character playing a Neo Geo arcade unit. @westhoff.bsky.social made the screenshot featured on the machine. The sprites are our bear characters done by Hiker on FA, set against a King of Fighters stage background. Love it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Commission from @kaputotter.bsky.social showing me and Westhoff's javelina character playing a Neo Geo arcade unit. @westhoff.bsky.social made the screenshot featured on the machine. The sprites are our bear characters done by Hiker on FA, set against a King of Fighters stage background. Love it.
I had to memorize a lot of Luther’s Small Catechism. Looking at this picture, the opening phrase “You shall fear and love God so that…” came immediately to mind. You shall FEAR and LOVE, in that order.
Do what we tell you and we won't abandon you to everlasting torment
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I had to memorize a lot of Luther’s Small Catechism. Looking at this picture, the opening phrase “You shall fear and love God so that…” came immediately to mind. You shall FEAR and LOVE, in that order.
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"Not my fault my class is dumb as rocks."
"...they ARE rocks."
*sigh* "Basilisk problems."
"...they ARE rocks."
*sigh* "Basilisk problems."
November 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"Not my fault my class is dumb as rocks."
"...they ARE rocks."
*sigh* "Basilisk problems."
"...they ARE rocks."
*sigh* "Basilisk problems."
By @space-salaman.bsky.social
I hesitated about sharing this one since it’s mean but…honestly. I think most teachers have had moments when they thought this to themselves.
I hesitated about sharing this one since it’s mean but…honestly. I think most teachers have had moments when they thought this to themselves.
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
By @space-salaman.bsky.social
I hesitated about sharing this one since it’s mean but…honestly. I think most teachers have had moments when they thought this to themselves.
I hesitated about sharing this one since it’s mean but…honestly. I think most teachers have had moments when they thought this to themselves.
Today we're starting to study Laplace transformations in the DE class. I imagined running a TF panel at a con (run by a cockatrice!?) and springing this on the attendees after locking the doors. "This isn't what I signed up for!!" #Furry #Math
Done by @space-salaman.bsky.social
Done by @space-salaman.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today we're starting to study Laplace transformations in the DE class. I imagined running a TF panel at a con (run by a cockatrice!?) and springing this on the attendees after locking the doors. "This isn't what I signed up for!!" #Furry #Math
Done by @space-salaman.bsky.social
Done by @space-salaman.bsky.social
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#NationalBadgerDay #Brocktober #Brocktoberfest
October 6th is National Badger Day, a celebration to all things badger. Decided to do all my badger characters again, and added the Caucasian Badger, who officially became a different subspecies of badger in 2013. welcome to the badgerdom.
October 6th is National Badger Day, a celebration to all things badger. Decided to do all my badger characters again, and added the Caucasian Badger, who officially became a different subspecies of badger in 2013. welcome to the badgerdom.
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
#NationalBadgerDay #Brocktober #Brocktoberfest
October 6th is National Badger Day, a celebration to all things badger. Decided to do all my badger characters again, and added the Caucasian Badger, who officially became a different subspecies of badger in 2013. welcome to the badgerdom.
October 6th is National Badger Day, a celebration to all things badger. Decided to do all my badger characters again, and added the Caucasian Badger, who officially became a different subspecies of badger in 2013. welcome to the badgerdom.
From @kattywampus.bsky.social years and years ago.
When you get cornered at parties by drunk mathemachickens, desperate measures are necessary. Look directly at the basilisk’s eyes and you won’t have to listen anymore. #BasiliskAdvice #Petrification
When you get cornered at parties by drunk mathemachickens, desperate measures are necessary. Look directly at the basilisk’s eyes and you won’t have to listen anymore. #BasiliskAdvice #Petrification
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
From @kattywampus.bsky.social years and years ago.
When you get cornered at parties by drunk mathemachickens, desperate measures are necessary. Look directly at the basilisk’s eyes and you won’t have to listen anymore. #BasiliskAdvice #Petrification
When you get cornered at parties by drunk mathemachickens, desperate measures are necessary. Look directly at the basilisk’s eyes and you won’t have to listen anymore. #BasiliskAdvice #Petrification
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Sometimes I see stuff I've never seen before. Today was one of those days. Hickok grooming products, MX 1969 (nice)
( via youtu.be/nwlG8bq17qo?... )
( via youtu.be/nwlG8bq17qo?... )
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sometimes I see stuff I've never seen before. Today was one of those days. Hickok grooming products, MX 1969 (nice)
( via youtu.be/nwlG8bq17qo?... )
( via youtu.be/nwlG8bq17qo?... )
viennawurstelstand.com/location/bas...
Heard a legend like this from Basel, as well. No doubt it happens at least once in every European city of some consequence! Go team #basilisk!
Heard a legend like this from Basel, as well. No doubt it happens at least once in every European city of some consequence! Go team #basilisk!
Basilisk - Historical Spots in Vienna - Vienna Würstelstand
On the morning of June 12th,1212 cries of fear were heard on Schönlaterngasse. The baker’s daughter had gone to fetch fresh water but was struck by a nauseating smell coming from the bottom of the wel...
viennawurstelstand.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
viennawurstelstand.com/location/bas...
Heard a legend like this from Basel, as well. No doubt it happens at least once in every European city of some consequence! Go team #basilisk!
Heard a legend like this from Basel, as well. No doubt it happens at least once in every European city of some consequence! Go team #basilisk!
A compass barrel cactus that had been there since I started working fell down over the weekend; we had at least an inch of rain. I lost another compass barrel in my front yard for the same reason a few years ago.
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
A compass barrel cactus that had been there since I started working fell down over the weekend; we had at least an inch of rain. I lost another compass barrel in my front yard for the same reason a few years ago.
Days of brighter plumage that faded into the more blue-green Hauke sports now; new to the job, he spends the weekend grading papers while attending to other personal matters (that do not require him to do much beyond sit still and be warm).
Done by @hologramraptor.bsky.social 10 years ago!
Done by @hologramraptor.bsky.social 10 years ago!
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Days of brighter plumage that faded into the more blue-green Hauke sports now; new to the job, he spends the weekend grading papers while attending to other personal matters (that do not require him to do much beyond sit still and be warm).
Done by @hologramraptor.bsky.social 10 years ago!
Done by @hologramraptor.bsky.social 10 years ago!
But the calculator says…
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
But the calculator says…
CDC applies “individual-based decision-making” for vaccinations. Sounds a lot like our “informed advising” experiment where students were informed about prerequisite classes but could choose to ignore them and sign up for whatever they wanted. (Spoiler: it didn’t work very well.)
www.cdc.gov
www.cdc.gov
CDC Immunization Schedule Adopts Individual-Based Decision-Making for COVID-19 and Standalone Vaccination for Chickenpox in Toddlers
CDC updated updated its adult and child immunization schedules to apply individual-based decisions
www.cdc.gov
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
CDC applies “individual-based decision-making” for vaccinations. Sounds a lot like our “informed advising” experiment where students were informed about prerequisite classes but could choose to ignore them and sign up for whatever they wanted. (Spoiler: it didn’t work very well.)
www.cdc.gov
www.cdc.gov
By an artist named Watergazer who was once on FA. I think this one came before the other abacus picture I posted two weeks ago. I may be running out of education or math inspired artwork soon, not enough to make it through the whole semester! Maybe time to dig up cash for more art.
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
By an artist named Watergazer who was once on FA. I think this one came before the other abacus picture I posted two weeks ago. I may be running out of education or math inspired artwork soon, not enough to make it through the whole semester! Maybe time to dig up cash for more art.
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If I made the Linear Algebra test too easy, then I made the Differential Equations test too hard. Yikes. Tough slog over the weekend going through two classes' tests and seeing all kinds of crazy things. Do your homework! It helps.
Art by Scribblecat, who is also on twitch as CappyCorm
Art by Scribblecat, who is also on twitch as CappyCorm
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If I made the Linear Algebra test too easy, then I made the Differential Equations test too hard. Yikes. Tough slog over the weekend going through two classes' tests and seeing all kinds of crazy things. Do your homework! It helps.
Art by Scribblecat, who is also on twitch as CappyCorm
Art by Scribblecat, who is also on twitch as CappyCorm
Reposted by Hauke von Fredrichs
It's #FatBearWeek staring Smokey Bear. Looks like Smokey's gained a few extra pounds this year.
Smokey: "It's just my winter fat, Bruce."
Bruce: "Keep it!"
Smokey: "It's just my winter fat, Bruce."
Bruce: "Keep it!"
September 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
It's #FatBearWeek staring Smokey Bear. Looks like Smokey's gained a few extra pounds this year.
Smokey: "It's just my winter fat, Bruce."
Bruce: "Keep it!"
Smokey: "It's just my winter fat, Bruce."
Bruce: "Keep it!"
Nobody’s asked for it but my take on Charlie Kirk is that he was his generation’s Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter or Ben Shapiro. Interpret that any way you’d like. And don’t forget that Turning Point USA was originally founded for targeting educators for harassment, not evangelism.
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Nobody’s asked for it but my take on Charlie Kirk is that he was his generation’s Rush Limbaugh, Anne Coulter or Ben Shapiro. Interpret that any way you’d like. And don’t forget that Turning Point USA was originally founded for targeting educators for harassment, not evangelism.