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Hauke von Fredrichs
@haukebasilisk.bsky.social
Mythological Gen X Mathematics professor and pervert
And finally, a real antique from the early 90's. What says Happy Valentine's Day like Street Fighter II? Go ahead, ask her out--you might get a real kick out of it. She must have had a real glow-up over the years since those days.
February 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Next up, something from @aetusart.com with roughly the same theme. Even if it's not quite true that I've only got eyes for YOU, you won't find out about it--it's the last thing you'll recall seeing!
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
First up for Valentines! A picture I got from @runawaydanish.bsky.social quite a while back. I forget if it's been posted here, so here we go again.
February 14, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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💥🐍🦚
Sticker for February 💫
February 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Ran across this logo for Basilisk Umzüge which at first I read as "Basilisk Removals" and made me think of a mob armed with mirrors, weasels and recordings of roosters...but it's a moving company. Thank goodness!
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Hybridization Program YCH done by @nobodyshouse.bsky.social and featuring @haukebasilisk.bsky.social and I showing the results of our labors. Or is it my labors? Either way, this delighted me way more than it probably should have. Marked mature for implied mpreg shenanigans.
February 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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I could watch this over and over again. In fact, I did! Tentacle Dancing!
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January 31, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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Republicans and Democrats took Recorder Justin Heap to task for his many scandals, including a staffer's extreme tweets.
MAGA county recorder gets ass thoroughly chewed out at budget meeting
Republicans and Democrats took Recorder Justin Heap to task for his many scandals, including a staffer's extreme tweets.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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I'm joining the war against Eggs on the side of the Eggs

Throwaway Birthday Scribble for @haukebasilisk.bsky.social

Mpreg, spontaneous orgasm, and probably a terrible night to have a curse
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Here's to 55 years. The original artist, Rusty-Soup-Can, wrote that I should blow those out before the house burns down.
January 28, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Happy Hatchday! Artwork by @aetusart.com

According to the legends, someone should have thrown this egg over the roof of their house before it was too late (55 years ago), but I guess they didn't check all the likely rooster nesting spots. Lucky me!
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I went through all the trouble of making the answer to a short icebreaker question in the first class meeting be 67 and nobody cared! Is that over now? By the way, Fuck ICE.
January 21, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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I’m a year late to the meme #sittingducks
January 20, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Shared these fellows over on FA for my BasilCockWatch update. Speaking of dates, I wonder if these guys would consider a night on the town. Those tails! Bawk!
Elder Cockatrice/ Cockatrice: DND Miniture Monster.
Elevate your tabletop gaming experience with this masterfully crafted miniature STL. Featuring a terrifying fusion of avian agility and serpentine malice, this figure depicts a legendary Cockatrice—a ...
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January 16, 2026 at 12:23 AM
The first dialog balloon that came to mind was “Holy sh** that guy has SQUARE EYES! Space sure is amazing, Silver Surfer.”
Silver Surfer #1 (July 1987). Cover art by Marshall Rogers and inks by Joe Rubinstein
#MarvelComics #SilverSurfer #Galactus #1980sMarvel #ComicCover #MarvelComicsOfTheDay #MarshallRogers #JoeRubinstein
January 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
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You try to prank your boyfriend but it backfires 😔
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“I don’t want to see porn shoved in my face!” I refuse to believe this happens too frequently.

I follow artists who’ve drawn my kinks hoping my feed would SHOVE IT AT ME. But I STILL have to really dig around to find it and only see something once per week at best. Who the heck are you watching?
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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A fowl who has similar hobbies to @haukebasilisk.bsky.social
Blockie the cockatrice is a fowl on the prowl, and he's turned @digitalpotato.bsky.social 's werewolf Laramie to stone!

#petrification #cockatrice #werewolf #furryart #anthroart
January 4, 2026 at 5:38 PM
By Rusty-Soup-Can over on FA. Got this almost a year ago and saved it for now.

Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Our dogs (especially the husky mutt) love this stuff.

Whatcha gonna do when you’re home from the walk?

I’m gonna eat some ducks!

Waterfowl, you mean to say?

Ducks, Mallard ducks!

(Apologies to the Tom Tom Club.)
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s our anniversary—repeat of a prior upload.
Got this during December, and I forgot to upload it here around the holidays. Guess it's not too late!

Artwork by @straysongdog.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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🎄 Happy Winter Solstice! ❄

"Trimming the Tree"
Art by Elisabeth Alba
December 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Painted by a good friend of mine, @obonic.bsky.social, who I don't believe is super active here. It's hanging over my computer desk as I'm typing this, reminding me that irrational is not the same as unreachable. #BasiliskAdvice #RightTriangles
December 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I feel part of the reason it was a unanimous vote was due to senator-turned-lobbyist Sinema’s bullying performance at a recent city council meeting. I’d say maybe she was secretly hired to tank the project but that’s a very charitable estimation of her abilities.
Chandler unanimously votes against proposed AI data center
After hours of public comment, the Chandler City Council rejected a plan to build an AI data center.
www.azfamily.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I wasn’t going to post this one as it’s mean and elitist but…

There is a lot more to getting into STEM fields than simply announcing your intentions to do so.

“I will be an aerospace engineer!” Not without a lot of hard work, you won’t.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM