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Hauke von Fredrichs
@haukebasilisk.bsky.social
Mythological Gen X Mathematics professor and pervert
My own artwork from a couple of years ago. I think those whole "Put a flag and a Constitution in every classroom" laws were all about making someone money. I did get to use the wooden flagpole while talking about deflection curves (EIy''''=w) and BVP's. That's gotta be worth something!
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
By @space-salaman.bsky.social

I hesitated about sharing this one since it’s mean but…honestly. I think most teachers have had moments when they thought this to themselves.
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
It was replanted someplace nearby. I hope it can survive toppling over and being relocated.
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Linework from the first panel. I liked this picture so much that I used it for my profile pic for quite a while.
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Today we're starting to study Laplace transformations in the DE class. I imagined running a TF panel at a con (run by a cockatrice!?) and springing this on the attendees after locking the doors. "This isn't what I signed up for!!" #Furry #Math

Done by @space-salaman.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
From @kattywampus.bsky.social years and years ago.

When you get cornered at parties by drunk mathemachickens, desperate measures are necessary. Look directly at the basilisk’s eyes and you won’t have to listen anymore. #BasiliskAdvice #Petrification
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A compass barrel cactus that had been there since I started working fell down over the weekend; we had at least an inch of rain. I lost another compass barrel in my front yard for the same reason a few years ago.
October 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Days of brighter plumage that faded into the more blue-green Hauke sports now; new to the job, he spends the weekend grading papers while attending to other personal matters (that do not require him to do much beyond sit still and be warm).

Done by @hologramraptor.bsky.social 10 years ago!
October 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
By an artist named Watergazer who was once on FA. I think this one came before the other abacus picture I posted two weeks ago. I may be running out of education or math inspired artwork soon, not enough to make it through the whole semester! Maybe time to dig up cash for more art.
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
If I made the Linear Algebra test too easy, then I made the Differential Equations test too hard. Yikes. Tough slog over the weekend going through two classes' tests and seeing all kinds of crazy things. Do your homework! It helps.

Art by Scribblecat, who is also on twitch as CappyCorm
September 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Done by Rusty-Soup-Can on FA (don't know if they're here too). Perhaps a distant ancestor who was more into alchemy than math. A little inspiration was taken from the Skeksis (Dark Crystal). I have this printed on a badge for cons.
September 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
An old picture done by someone I knew on LiveJournal. I remember he was studying Paleontology and lived in the UK.

Before I took on the more heraldic look, my character was a lot more reptilian and ran around on six legs. The metamorphosis corresponds roughly to meeting my spouse.
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Art by @tefian.bsky.social
Starting week three of classes. I haven’t used a chalkboard in years and I can’t say I miss them very much. My college upgraded to marker boards right before I started working there. That dust does get everywhere.
September 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
If you see this, quote post with a title screen that is iconic to you.
September 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Drawn by @desertfox.bsky.social long ago. Here I'm discussing the Witch of Maria Agnesi, which you can explore here: www.geogebra.org/calculator/n...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witch_o...
Drag the point "Move Me" around and watch the curve appear. #BasiliskAdvice #Math
Week two of school starting up.
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
An alternate version of the previous picture. I've always dreamed of an active student-run furry club on campus so I could be their faculty advisor and reserve them rooms for events and things...but it doesn't seem to be in the cards. "I longed to gather you under my wings but you were not willing"
August 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Professor Hauke wearing shades...not because the future's so bright but because he can't afford petrification reversal fees if you look him in the eyes. He's teaching some math that looks awfully important (but it's actually clip art that @brucebadger.bsky.social found online).
August 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Three visitors were in the yard. We thought they might have been long lost relatives! But they were just refugees from down the street, blown off course by the monsoon last night.

They sheltered under oleanders and ornamental orange bushes most of the day and stubbornly resisted escorts home.
August 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Probably taken July 3rd. I’d forgotten about it.
Dragonfly eat those pests
On your short life I wish
Only the best.
August 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
If Hauke was going to do cosplay it'd either be Rugal from KOF or...Popla Cocapetri. Done by @ramonraccoon2003.bsky.social
August 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
School's starting up in a matter of weeks. Better get back into practice doing math and stuff. By @ovocondoru.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Piece done by @brucebadger.bsky.social of my beaky self dressed a bit more nicely than usual. Maybe it's time for a date? It's probably dark enough in that room to be safe to look into my eyes. Probably.

#Cockatrice #Furry #Basilisk
July 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Dark Stripe On His Ear yelped and leapt straight into the air, accompanied by a mighty SNAP. White watched his legs continue to move as if her brother could run on the air and ascend into the sky.
@straysongdog.com
July 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Fourth of July…by @horn-e-coyote.bsky.social

Not that I feel like celebrating a whole lot…but I want to pass along an appreciation for fireworks shows to the next generation.
July 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Artwork by @dadotronic.com turning a character of mine into a fighting game version of himself! One of my favorite stories about this guy, Walther, is on FA titled "In There Somewhere". He probably deserves more attention. He also probably needs some special moves.
July 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM