AlloKate
@harleaux.bsky.social
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when I say I got that dog in me, this is the dog
August 28, 2023 at 2:48 AM
when I say I got that dog in me, this is the dog
my superpower is being the first and only person to laugh at my own jokes
August 24, 2023 at 8:14 AM
my superpower is being the first and only person to laugh at my own jokes
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I first craft all my skeets in longhand...
August 24, 2023 at 12:51 AM
I first craft all my skeets in longhand...
are you not embarrassed I ask of myself every day
August 22, 2023 at 9:23 PM
are you not embarrassed I ask of myself every day
even my headache has a headache
August 20, 2023 at 7:00 PM
even my headache has a headache
padam but make it fashion
August 19, 2023 at 1:32 AM
padam but make it fashion
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if you don't think we can get down to the Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan soundtrack don't come over
Pretty sure most of the “sexy” songs of my youth are actually impossible to have sex to
August 17, 2023 at 2:19 AM
if you don't think we can get down to the Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan soundtrack don't come over
another day of remembering that Toni Collette doesn’t have an Oscar and once again being enraged at the fact
August 17, 2023 at 12:54 AM
another day of remembering that Toni Collette doesn’t have an Oscar and once again being enraged at the fact
I love morning people! I’m not one of them but I love the energy they have for the day ahead of them!
August 16, 2023 at 9:58 PM
I love morning people! I’m not one of them but I love the energy they have for the day ahead of them!
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7 years since @astrokatie.com won Twitter
August 16, 2023 at 7:14 AM
7 years since @astrokatie.com won Twitter
feel like I’ve been utilising 0508-come-on-now a lot more than usual recently
August 14, 2023 at 11:43 PM
feel like I’ve been utilising 0508-come-on-now a lot more than usual recently
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ChatGPT now just another unemployed writer who has to get a day job.
August 13, 2023 at 6:15 PM
ChatGPT now just another unemployed writer who has to get a day job.
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[commercial for dewy makeup]: what if you could look like you slept on the front lawn
August 14, 2023 at 3:55 AM
[commercial for dewy makeup]: what if you could look like you slept on the front lawn
you and i - anne-marie & khalid
August 13, 2023 at 10:24 PM
you and i - anne-marie & khalid
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idk about u, but im feeling 82
August 12, 2023 at 9:24 PM
idk about u, but im feeling 82
8pm Friday night and it’s lights out for the weekend 👌
August 11, 2023 at 8:13 AM
8pm Friday night and it’s lights out for the weekend 👌
it was drops of jupiter btw, song stays ageless
August 10, 2023 at 6:04 AM
it was drops of jupiter btw, song stays ageless
heard a song I haven’t heard since high school and almost cried for who I was back then to what life has become now
August 10, 2023 at 6:03 AM
heard a song I haven’t heard since high school and almost cried for who I was back then to what life has become now
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'That Darn Cat!' (1965)
Czech poster by Eva Galova-Vodrazkova 📽️
Czech poster by Eva Galova-Vodrazkova 📽️
August 10, 2023 at 2:25 AM
'That Darn Cat!' (1965)
Czech poster by Eva Galova-Vodrazkova 📽️
Czech poster by Eva Galova-Vodrazkova 📽️
I am ready to (continue to) be ruled by cats. That’s it. That’s the post.
August 10, 2023 at 1:00 AM
I am ready to (continue to) be ruled by cats. That’s it. That’s the post.
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due to the writers strike i can't currently promote what i'm working on but at least with that convenient excuse nobody will find out that i haven't actually been working on anyth- ope
August 9, 2023 at 5:34 PM
due to the writers strike i can't currently promote what i'm working on but at least with that convenient excuse nobody will find out that i haven't actually been working on anyth- ope
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i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"
August 9, 2023 at 6:24 PM
i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"