Kaptain Crunch
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Nothing released in the Epstein files is making America great again.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Nothing released in the Epstein files is making America great again.
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❌👑 Over the past month, we’ve watched as ICE executed two people in broad daylight and more behind closed doors. They have invaded our communities and are using children as bait to lure our neighbors out of their homes. 👑❌
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
❌👑 Over the past month, we’ve watched as ICE executed two people in broad daylight and more behind closed doors. They have invaded our communities and are using children as bait to lure our neighbors out of their homes. 👑❌
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
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January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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He Kept Me Sane This Year
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
He Kept Me Sane This Year
And that wasn’t easy.
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He Kept Me Sane This Year
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
Judge orders Kilmar Abrego Garcia to be immediately released from immigration detention
A federal judge in Maryland has ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from immigration detention while his legal challenge against his deportation moves forward. U.S.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
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These were people already approved to be naturalized, yet they were stopped solely because of their countries of origin. MAGA keeps saying, “If they wanted to be in this country, they should have done it the right way.” Well, they did. And the administration still blocked them. Cruelty is the point.
Immigrants Approved for Citizenship ‘Plucked Out’ of Line Moments Before Pledging Allegiance: Report
Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled from line by USCIS officials moments before the ceremony. The incident comes after USCIS told employees to halt all immigrat...
people.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These were people already approved to be naturalized, yet they were stopped solely because of their countries of origin. MAGA keeps saying, “If they wanted to be in this country, they should have done it the right way.” Well, they did. And the administration still blocked them. Cruelty is the point.
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A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
What a weird 24 hours!
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What a weird 24 hours!
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
I had the good fortune to see Jesse Welles for a 2nd time. Great musician and a poet for our times. His band rocked, and the Belasco was a great theater to see him in.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I had the good fortune to see Jesse Welles for a 2nd time. Great musician and a poet for our times. His band rocked, and the Belasco was a great theater to see him in.
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Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Hannity: When did you notice Biden’s cognitive decline?
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
Miller: I think it was through all of the times that Trump has fallen asleep in public and talked about magnets getting wet.
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone?
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate.
They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.
No autocrats
No despots
No emirs
No emperors
No dictators
No "Great Leader"s
No Tzars
No one above the law
NO KINGS!
No despots
No emirs
No emperors
No dictators
No "Great Leader"s
No Tzars
No one above the law
NO KINGS!
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
No autocrats
No despots
No emirs
No emperors
No dictators
No "Great Leader"s
No Tzars
No one above the law
NO KINGS!
No despots
No emirs
No emperors
No dictators
No "Great Leader"s
No Tzars
No one above the law
NO KINGS!
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Tomorrow, we declare NoKings.org, for the love of America.
October 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Tomorrow, we declare NoKings.org, for the love of America.
I will attend the No Kings rally.
I will vote Yes in CA's Prop 50.
I will continue to support the ACLU and other allys of civil and voting rights.
I will continue to stand behind California, because it's the best state in the union.
I will continue.
I will vote Yes in CA's Prop 50.
I will continue to support the ACLU and other allys of civil and voting rights.
I will continue to stand behind California, because it's the best state in the union.
I will continue.
October 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I will attend the No Kings rally.
I will vote Yes in CA's Prop 50.
I will continue to support the ACLU and other allys of civil and voting rights.
I will continue to stand behind California, because it's the best state in the union.
I will continue.
I will vote Yes in CA's Prop 50.
I will continue to support the ACLU and other allys of civil and voting rights.
I will continue to stand behind California, because it's the best state in the union.
I will continue.
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Remember this? This is the 4th Amendment. So when ICE Agents are referred to as lawless thugs, it's because they are ignoring the 4th Amendment for starters.
The 4th Amendment is not a suggestion, it's the law.
The 4th Amendment is not a suggestion, it's the law.
October 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Remember this? This is the 4th Amendment. So when ICE Agents are referred to as lawless thugs, it's because they are ignoring the 4th Amendment for starters.
The 4th Amendment is not a suggestion, it's the law.
The 4th Amendment is not a suggestion, it's the law.
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🚨BREAKING: A federal judge in Nashville ruled that the Department of Justice’s criminal case against Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia may be a form of punishment against him for legally challenging his abrupt removal to an El Salvador megaprison earlier this year.
Judge Says DOJ May Be Vindictively Punishing Abrego Garcia for Challenging Removal to El Salvador
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
🚨BREAKING: A federal judge in Nashville ruled that the Department of Justice’s criminal case against Maryland man Kilmar Abrego Garcia may be a form of punishment against him for legally challenging his abrupt removal to an El Salvador megaprison earlier this year.
Generals gathered in their masses
To be told they had fat asses
Then told by the Secretary
Their faces were too damn hairy
Then words came from Donald Trump
Like a bull taking a bit fat dump
Begging his captive crowd
To agree with him out loud
Oh the silence!
To be told they had fat asses
Then told by the Secretary
Their faces were too damn hairy
Then words came from Donald Trump
Like a bull taking a bit fat dump
Begging his captive crowd
To agree with him out loud
Oh the silence!
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Generals gathered in their masses
To be told they had fat asses
Then told by the Secretary
Their faces were too damn hairy
Then words came from Donald Trump
Like a bull taking a bit fat dump
Begging his captive crowd
To agree with him out loud
Oh the silence!
To be told they had fat asses
Then told by the Secretary
Their faces were too damn hairy
Then words came from Donald Trump
Like a bull taking a bit fat dump
Begging his captive crowd
To agree with him out loud
Oh the silence!
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Crime-ing in plain sight, as per usual.
LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From "highly CONFLICTED" to "Highly Respected" in just weeks — and all it took was for him to give away 10% of his company
August 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Crime-ing in plain sight, as per usual.
LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK OVER HERE 👀 AND DON'T #RELEASEtheEPSTEIN_FILES
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
—The Declaration of Independence
—The Declaration of Independence
August 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
—The Declaration of Independence
—The Declaration of Independence
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Newsom: What more evidence do we need of how weak and pathetic Trump is that he would send these folks to the exact same location at the exact same time to intimidate people who not only showed up but those that are speaking up to defend our democracy.
August 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Newsom: What more evidence do we need of how weak and pathetic Trump is that he would send these folks to the exact same location at the exact same time to intimidate people who not only showed up but those that are speaking up to defend our democracy.