Kaptain Crunch
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Know a thing or two about: brazing burning man, and other stuff
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February 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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Did she know who Epstein was while she was Florida's AG?
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Did she know who Epstein was while she was Florida's AG?
Nothing released in the Epstein files is making America great again.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Nothing released in the Epstein files is making America great again.
When do we see the headline, "Trump sues DOJ for releasing the Epstein Files"?
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
When do we see the headline, "Trump sues DOJ for releasing the Epstein Files"?
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❌👑 Over the past month, we’ve watched as ICE executed two people in broad daylight and more behind closed doors. They have invaded our communities and are using children as bait to lure our neighbors out of their homes. 👑❌
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 AM
❌👑 Over the past month, we’ve watched as ICE executed two people in broad daylight and more behind closed doors. They have invaded our communities and are using children as bait to lure our neighbors out of their homes. 👑❌
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
On March 28th, we’re standing up against these masked terrorists.
As we go forward into a future where AI makes video more and more suspect, it will require all of us to rely on eye witness accounts of events.
January 28, 2026 at 1:16 PM
As we go forward into a future where AI makes video more and more suspect, it will require all of us to rely on eye witness accounts of events.
This is a form of abuse right? Blaming the victim!
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
This is a form of abuse right? Blaming the victim!
This machine with that owner together with our Pentagon...
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This machine with that owner together with our Pentagon...
And his prison funeral
January 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
And his prison funeral
Check out Jesse Wehttps://youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?si=56koHm8Ddw-ukQdhlles videos or go see him live.
He's the chronicle bard for our times.
He just put this one out yesterday
youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?...
He's the chronicle bard for our times.
He just put this one out yesterday
youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?...
Good vs. Ice
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Check out Jesse Wehttps://youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?si=56koHm8Ddw-ukQdhlles videos or go see him live.
He's the chronicle bard for our times.
He just put this one out yesterday
youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?...
He's the chronicle bard for our times.
He just put this one out yesterday
youtu.be/El0CLduLgew?...
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January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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He Kept Me Sane This Year
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
He Kept Me Sane This Year
And that wasn’t easy.
open.substack.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
He Kept Me Sane This Year
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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This is a glimmer of hope for our democracy
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is a glimmer of hope for our democracy
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BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
Judge orders Kilmar Abrego Garcia to be immediately released from immigration detention
A federal judge in Maryland has ordered Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from immigration detention while his legal challenge against his deportation moves forward. U.S.
bit.ly
December 11, 2025 at 10:27 PM
BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from immigration detention after a federal judge's order Thursday, his attorney's office says.
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These were people already approved to be naturalized, yet they were stopped solely because of their countries of origin. MAGA keeps saying, “If they wanted to be in this country, they should have done it the right way.” Well, they did. And the administration still blocked them. Cruelty is the point.
Immigrants Approved for Citizenship ‘Plucked Out’ of Line Moments Before Pledging Allegiance: Report
Immigrants lined up to become U.S. citizens in Boston on Dec. 4 were pulled from line by USCIS officials moments before the ceremony. The incident comes after USCIS told employees to halt all immigrat...
people.com
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
These were people already approved to be naturalized, yet they were stopped solely because of their countries of origin. MAGA keeps saying, “If they wanted to be in this country, they should have done it the right way.” Well, they did. And the administration still blocked them. Cruelty is the point.
So I asked Grok which legal scholars said this and it replied that no legal scholars stated this publicaly, only conservative pundits and "former president Donald Trump".
When I asked about why it called DJT the "former" president it stated that was in error.
Wishful AI thinking I guess!
When I asked about why it called DJT the "former" president it stated that was in error.
Wishful AI thinking I guess!
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So I asked Grok which legal scholars said this and it replied that no legal scholars stated this publicaly, only conservative pundits and "former president Donald Trump".
When I asked about why it called DJT the "former" president it stated that was in error.
Wishful AI thinking I guess!
When I asked about why it called DJT the "former" president it stated that was in error.
Wishful AI thinking I guess!
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A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A lot of disinformation is circulating about what Senators/Representatives Slotkin, Kelly, Crow, Deluzio, Goodlander, and Houlahan actually said. Here is the transcript. It contains no accusation that the President issued unlawful orders, no call to disobey lawful orders, and no advocacy of mutiny.
Oh yeah, and then MTG resigns!
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh yeah, and then MTG resigns!
Trump deals like Escobar, "plato o plomo", silver or lead, so I'm a little concerned...
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trump deals like Escobar, "plato o plomo", silver or lead, so I'm a little concerned...
What a weird 24 hours!
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
What a weird 24 hours!
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
The administration has the swatika taken off then back on as a symbol of hate, threaten Democratic leaders with death for stating written laws, and the speak highly of someone who just before labeled a communist and jihadist.
Golden Age weirdness.
#mamdani#trump#weirdshit
I had the good fortune to see Jesse Welles for a 2nd time. Great musician and a poet for our times. His band rocked, and the Belasco was a great theater to see him in.
November 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I had the good fortune to see Jesse Welles for a 2nd time. Great musician and a poet for our times. His band rocked, and the Belasco was a great theater to see him in.
Another example of what 8 years of being MAGA can do to a person.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Another example of what 8 years of being MAGA can do to a person.