hanzia 💙 (she/her)
@hanzia.bsky.social
MSP Adjacent. Full time working mom. Constantly tired w/ iced coffee in hand year round. Watcher of sports, specifically women’s sports. #GBR #SKOL #COYL #COYB Reality TV & internet snark junkie.
here begins my thread for my family vaca with funny things my niece or daughter say. off to a bang with my
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
here begins my thread for my family vaca with funny things my niece or daughter say. off to a bang with my
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
niece who generally doesn’t care about food/eating (after just eating dinner)
‘what are we going to eat next?’
it is 10pm in LA which means it’s midnight at home and my child is just going to sleep. pray for me.
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 AM
it is 10pm in LA which means it’s midnight at home and my child is just going to sleep. pray for me.
during covid I surprised my husband with a private theater rental for us and some of his friends. i blind folded him the whole drive there 😂
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
during covid I surprised my husband with a private theater rental for us and some of his friends. i blind folded him the whole drive there 😂
coffee shops should give parents free coffees on their kids bday as a congrats for surviving another year
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
coffee shops should give parents free coffees on their kids bday as a congrats for surviving another year
i once tried to give myself a blow out but it resulted in a round brush getting terribly stuck in my hair. great clips had to cut it out and give me the worlds ugliest bangs
what is the dumb silly thing you did as a child that your parents never let you forget?
mine? i got 2nd degree burns from huffing a hot bag of popcorn when i was like 8
mine? i got 2nd degree burns from huffing a hot bag of popcorn when i was like 8
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i once tried to give myself a blow out but it resulted in a round brush getting terribly stuck in my hair. great clips had to cut it out and give me the worlds ugliest bangs
can’t believe i’m watching countess luann perform on sunday night football halftime right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
can’t believe i’m watching countess luann perform on sunday night football halftime right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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The JJ McCarthy software update seems to be working
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The JJ McCarthy software update seems to be working
toddler parents, remember to use your kids Water Wow pens when sealing up those holiday cards!
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
toddler parents, remember to use your kids Water Wow pens when sealing up those holiday cards!
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Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
December 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Wanted to share my thoughts on the announcement that ICE is coming to the Twin Cities.
go to a movie on a tuesday night and this happens!
Cities97 has been playing the last two bars of the @maxmcnown01.bsky.social song “A Lot More Free” for over 7 minutes. lol methinks this is in error
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
go to a movie on a tuesday night and this happens!
just remembered there was a Sprite (i think) ad before the movie i saw tonight featuring Anthony Edwards as Anta Claus. good job to whatever creative came up with that one!
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
just remembered there was a Sprite (i think) ad before the movie i saw tonight featuring Anthony Edwards as Anta Claus. good job to whatever creative came up with that one!
finally got to the iconic Aviva leg throwing scene in RHONY and that lady really is WILD
November 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
finally got to the iconic Aviva leg throwing scene in RHONY and that lady really is WILD
checking in with my Aurora pic from my driveway in Eagan, MN!
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
checking in with my Aurora pic from my driveway in Eagan, MN!
1st birthday party double header as a parent today, which will probably be a reality for us since 95% of our family’s bdays fall between mid-oct and mid-jan but i am fully prepared to melt into my couch when my kid goes to bed tonight 🫠🫠🫠
November 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
1st birthday party double header as a parent today, which will probably be a reality for us since 95% of our family’s bdays fall between mid-oct and mid-jan but i am fully prepared to melt into my couch when my kid goes to bed tonight 🫠🫠🫠
this is what I miss out on when I chose DWTS on a Tuesday instead of RHOSLC?!
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
this is what I miss out on when I chose DWTS on a Tuesday instead of RHOSLC?!
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At this rate, any of us might be coaching a random college football team next year.
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At this rate, any of us might be coaching a random college football team next year.
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I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think the Reagan ad is most effective not by the topic but by reminding everyone that presidents don't have to sound like insane morons.
daughter is watching Frozen 2 & my husband leans over to whisper something to me, seemingly very serious, & he says ‘you know what I was thinking about the other night? a major plot hole in this movie….’ & that’s being a toddler parent & a cinephile 😂
October 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
daughter is watching Frozen 2 & my husband leans over to whisper something to me, seemingly very serious, & he says ‘you know what I was thinking about the other night? a major plot hole in this movie….’ & that’s being a toddler parent & a cinephile 😂
just back again to talk about how RHOSLC is literal comedy. these women are arguing about one of them having smelly farts and blaming it on the dog. housewives, they’re just like us!
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
just back again to talk about how RHOSLC is literal comedy. these women are arguing about one of them having smelly farts and blaming it on the dog. housewives, they’re just like us!
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
never thought the water cooler chat on the office would revolve around pubic hair underwear. thank you kim k.
October 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
never thought the water cooler chat on the office would revolve around pubic hair underwear. thank you kim k.
quote of the day from one of my coworkers: ‘Google is not a walled garden! It’s a prison!’
October 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
quote of the day from one of my coworkers: ‘Google is not a walled garden! It’s a prison!’
wait University of Nebraska Jeff Sims? He’s still playing football?
Wait, Georgia Tech Jeff Sims? He’s still playing football?
October 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wait University of Nebraska Jeff Sims? He’s still playing football?
i just need to let the internet know that Kevin and Franklin Jonas had breakfast in the same restaurant as me this morning.
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i just need to let the internet know that Kevin and Franklin Jonas had breakfast in the same restaurant as me this morning.