Hank Neloms
@hankneloms.bsky.social
Happily married father of two living just outside of Washington D.C. Insane Bengal fan… but some just say I’m insane.
True story. When I was 12 a possum got into my grandfather’s backyard.
Grandady Hill bashed his head in with a brick. The next day we ate it with creamed corn that he seasoned with pepper.
This meal was unbelievably nasty.
Grandady Hill bashed his head in with a brick. The next day we ate it with creamed corn that he seasoned with pepper.
This meal was unbelievably nasty.
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 AM
True story. When I was 12 a possum got into my grandfather’s backyard.
Grandady Hill bashed his head in with a brick. The next day we ate it with creamed corn that he seasoned with pepper.
This meal was unbelievably nasty.
Grandady Hill bashed his head in with a brick. The next day we ate it with creamed corn that he seasoned with pepper.
This meal was unbelievably nasty.
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THE TERMINATOR was released 41 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great science fiction/action films of the 1980s, and the film that launched the career of writer-director James Cameron, the story of how it was made absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until it is read…
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October 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
THE TERMINATOR was released 41 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great science fiction/action films of the 1980s, and the film that launched the career of writer-director James Cameron, the story of how it was made absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until it is read…
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1/65
A crack head never wakes up and says, “I don’t have any money so I guess I won’t be smoking any crack today.”
He’s making 💩happen until he gets cash. Don’t let your circumstances derail you from your dreams.
He’s making 💩happen until he gets cash. Don’t let your circumstances derail you from your dreams.
October 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A crack head never wakes up and says, “I don’t have any money so I guess I won’t be smoking any crack today.”
He’s making 💩happen until he gets cash. Don’t let your circumstances derail you from your dreams.
He’s making 💩happen until he gets cash. Don’t let your circumstances derail you from your dreams.
Joy Reid, Don Lemon, Stephen Colbert, Jim Acosta,Tiffany Cross, Jimmy Kimmel...
The orange menace is stacking bodies like Marlo did in the vacants.
The orange menace is stacking bodies like Marlo did in the vacants.
September 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Joy Reid, Don Lemon, Stephen Colbert, Jim Acosta,Tiffany Cross, Jimmy Kimmel...
The orange menace is stacking bodies like Marlo did in the vacants.
The orange menace is stacking bodies like Marlo did in the vacants.
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Okay, but *why* would somebody have pretended to be donald trump and written a little play about trump and epstein being friends and then drawn a prepubescent girl on it and then signed it as donald trump and given it to jeffrey epstein twenty-two years ago
September 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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There’s this one gnat that keeps dive bombing me and I can’t catch him. I killed two of his brothers yesterday and it’s obvious he’s looking for some payback.
August 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
There’s this one gnat that keeps dive bombing me and I can’t catch him. I killed two of his brothers yesterday and it’s obvious he’s looking for some payback.
Now that he’s older, Larry Bird looks like shit.
July 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Now that he’s older, Larry Bird looks like shit.
I’m a big NFL fan. We’ve never had the number of outlets that give you such massive amounts of info on the NFL. ESPN, NFL Network, Fox Sports, Regional Networks, internet sites. It’s staggering. But to this day I think I was better informed as a kid by these two magazines that all of today’s media.
July 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m a big NFL fan. We’ve never had the number of outlets that give you such massive amounts of info on the NFL. ESPN, NFL Network, Fox Sports, Regional Networks, internet sites. It’s staggering. But to this day I think I was better informed as a kid by these two magazines that all of today’s media.
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Put some respect on Baltimore and @mayorbmscott.bsky.social’s name. We are not your punchline. We’re a city figuring it out. Kudos to Mayor Scott & his team.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Baltimore is seeing the city’s fewest homicides in 50 years. Here’s why.
Multiple people have taken credit for the historic drop that mirrors a national decrease in violent crimes. Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott says it’s due to a community-based approach to gun violence.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Put some respect on Baltimore and @mayorbmscott.bsky.social’s name. We are not your punchline. We’re a city figuring it out. Kudos to Mayor Scott & his team.
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Twilight Zone The Movie came out 40 years ago and this fucking rabbit still scares me.
June 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Twilight Zone The Movie came out 40 years ago and this fucking rabbit still scares me.
My solution to our country’s gun problem?
All guns are outlawed and not to be used. Every person is required to carry a samurai sword in public. All must learn the way of the blade.
No one would be angry at bank robbers. They earned that 💩.
All guns are outlawed and not to be used. Every person is required to carry a samurai sword in public. All must learn the way of the blade.
No one would be angry at bank robbers. They earned that 💩.
June 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My solution to our country’s gun problem?
All guns are outlawed and not to be used. Every person is required to carry a samurai sword in public. All must learn the way of the blade.
No one would be angry at bank robbers. They earned that 💩.
All guns are outlawed and not to be used. Every person is required to carry a samurai sword in public. All must learn the way of the blade.
No one would be angry at bank robbers. They earned that 💩.
I’m looking for a new series to binge watch. But I know I’ll just rewatch The Wire and Ozark.
June 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’m looking for a new series to binge watch. But I know I’ll just rewatch The Wire and Ozark.
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The cognitive dissonance just entered the confessional.
May 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The cognitive dissonance just entered the confessional.
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staffers are still cleaning up the Kristi Noem mess after she got gutted/filleted by @chrismurphyct.bsky.social
this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch
🧢 @trumpfile.org
this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch
🧢 @trumpfile.org
May 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
staffers are still cleaning up the Kristi Noem mess after she got gutted/filleted by @chrismurphyct.bsky.social
this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch
🧢 @trumpfile.org
this is A MOMENT. #MustWatch
🧢 @trumpfile.org
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We don't mind paying the original loan, the interest is predatory and some people have paid back the original loan and their interest balance is twice that.
Linda McMahon: "This is something they owe. This is money they borrowed to go to school and other taxpayers shouldn't have to pay this burden. I think that's very clear."
April 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
We don't mind paying the original loan, the interest is predatory and some people have paid back the original loan and their interest balance is twice that.
I had a co-worker who had a French exchange student living with them. Jokingly I asked if he smelled. Her face turned to stone. I just knew I offended her.
She got deathly quiet and with the utmost seriousness said, “Yes. Yes he does.”
She got deathly quiet and with the utmost seriousness said, “Yes. Yes he does.”
April 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I had a co-worker who had a French exchange student living with them. Jokingly I asked if he smelled. Her face turned to stone. I just knew I offended her.
She got deathly quiet and with the utmost seriousness said, “Yes. Yes he does.”
She got deathly quiet and with the utmost seriousness said, “Yes. Yes he does.”
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“Art of the deal” right?
April 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Art of the deal” right?
My wife and I have much different perceptions of her cat.
April 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My wife and I have much different perceptions of her cat.
“Looking back on when I was a little nappy headed boy.
And my only worry is what for Christmas what would be my toy.
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ever have to go?
'Cause I love them so.”
And my only worry is what for Christmas what would be my toy.
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ever have to go?
'Cause I love them so.”
March 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“Looking back on when I was a little nappy headed boy.
And my only worry is what for Christmas what would be my toy.
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ever have to go?
'Cause I love them so.”
And my only worry is what for Christmas what would be my toy.
I wish those days could come back once more
Why did those days ever have to go?
'Cause I love them so.”
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On this week’s episode of SPOLITICS, I address the Department of Defense egregiously erasing Jackie Robinson’s military history from its website and why it reminded of some words by the late Toni Morrison youtu.be/Qm30Rrb3YQo?...
Why Did The Department of Defense Delete Jackie Robinson's Story? | Spolitics
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March 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
On this week’s episode of SPOLITICS, I address the Department of Defense egregiously erasing Jackie Robinson’s military history from its website and why it reminded of some words by the late Toni Morrison youtu.be/Qm30Rrb3YQo?...
An SNL skit that had Jake Peralta, Ted Lasso and Leslie Knope.
March 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
An SNL skit that had Jake Peralta, Ted Lasso and Leslie Knope.
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🗣Back and back and forth and forth...
March 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
🗣Back and back and forth and forth...
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Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
February 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Laid-off IRS employee said he had voted for Trump: "I thought that someone with his business acumen would have come in with a fine-tooth comb and actually found it instead of coming in with a wrecking ball and destroying people’s lives for no reason."
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...
www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/p...