Henry Johnson
@hankmjohnson.bsky.social
Language, Biology, Pokémon, and Vibes
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Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
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I do need the record to reflect that no one in DC wants this. No one in DC has asked for this.
I live in DC. I work in DC. I go out in DC. I feel safe, I don’t feel threatened by crime.
I will feel threatened by Trump’s troops.
I live in DC. I work in DC. I go out in DC. I feel safe, I don’t feel threatened by crime.
I will feel threatened by Trump’s troops.
August 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I do need the record to reflect that no one in DC wants this. No one in DC has asked for this.
I live in DC. I work in DC. I go out in DC. I feel safe, I don’t feel threatened by crime.
I will feel threatened by Trump’s troops.
I live in DC. I work in DC. I go out in DC. I feel safe, I don’t feel threatened by crime.
I will feel threatened by Trump’s troops.
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i don't really ascribe to the "touch grass" theory of mental health but offer instead a similar "big lizard" model where a trip to the zoo to see a big iguana or gila monster from a few feet away really does wonders
June 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
i don't really ascribe to the "touch grass" theory of mental health but offer instead a similar "big lizard" model where a trip to the zoo to see a big iguana or gila monster from a few feet away really does wonders
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nation rejoices as "freak pervert sex pests out of politics" finally polls at 44%
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
nation rejoices as "freak pervert sex pests out of politics" finally polls at 44%
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all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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How do we electrify/decarbonize our transit systems?
They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago.
Wires.
It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago.
Wires.
It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
June 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
How do we electrify/decarbonize our transit systems?
They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago.
Wires.
It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago.
Wires.
It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
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there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
June 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
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lord i do not often pray for you to deliver wet bulb temperatures and/or flash floods to my home in the district of columbia, but
June 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
lord i do not often pray for you to deliver wet bulb temperatures and/or flash floods to my home in the district of columbia, but
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![Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26 and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6waxgers6k753hgsmh2prmv7/bafkreicwreql25fxq3hliczfe3pgz6djdjbrvwbax2d2oyevjm73tb3voy@jpeg)
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homophobic pope is back. hopefully this deters youth from becoming devoutly religious
May 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
homophobic pope is back. hopefully this deters youth from becoming devoutly religious
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Getting a text alert saying the National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning and just being happy knowing the National Weather Service still exists.
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Getting a text alert saying the National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning and just being happy knowing the National Weather Service still exists.
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A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the US by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport on Monday, a State Department official said.
White South Africans granted refugee status by Trump administration arrive in US | CNN Politics
A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the United States by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport in Virginia on Monday, a State Departm...
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May 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the US by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport on Monday, a State Department official said.
Headline idea:
Manic? This aging twink just spent $200+ on “storage solutions”
Manic? This aging twink just spent $200+ on “storage solutions”
May 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Headline idea:
Manic? This aging twink just spent $200+ on “storage solutions”
Manic? This aging twink just spent $200+ on “storage solutions”
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Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
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May 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
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Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
May 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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i actually think it's disgusting that slack automatically changes :) to 🙂. they do NOT communicate the same meaning! you're embarrassing me!!
May 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i actually think it's disgusting that slack automatically changes :) to 🙂. they do NOT communicate the same meaning! you're embarrassing me!!
Imagine if art could be about anything other than profits again
The amount of money that the new film “Sinners” has made is worth discussing. But the chatter about it—and other new movies—is heading in the wrong direction, writes @davidlsims.bsky.social. https://theatln.tc/p7EhlMnR
May 1, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Imagine if art could be about anything other than profits again
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With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.
April 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.
I am dead convinced that a lot of my problems wouldn’t exist if I had had access to mirrors with good lighting growing up 🥴
April 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I am dead convinced that a lot of my problems wouldn’t exist if I had had access to mirrors with good lighting growing up 🥴