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Lauren W.
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I also would like to take this route. It seems like a better long term option than what I’m doing now. I can provide references!
I’ve been thinking, and the only thing I can come up with that will cure my chronic illnesses, protect me from COVID and the measles, and help me right the wrongs of fascism is to be turned into a vampire. Please send any vamps looking to sire my way. Thanks! 🧛
May 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Say you’ll remember me by Abby Jimenez is a perfect illustration as to why you shouldn’t make promises to sick family members that you may not be able to keep. #booksky
April 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hormona lisa was so much fun at Icons Colorado Springs last night!
February 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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My stomach tries to kill me if I eat foods that have food in them.
February 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The second biggest bummer is that the games are on two hours later, which means they start at 8 instead of being over around 8.
So far the biggest bummer about being a lakers fan is that so many of their games are on national TV, so I have to suffer through commercials and I don’t get to see all the fun in arena stuff. I miss the dog related halftime shows and the people who balance on stuff.
February 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Billionaires ruin everything. www.theverge.com/news/612898/...
Amazon’s killing a feature that let you download and backup Kindle books
It’s bad if you like to keep ebook backup copies.
www.theverge.com
February 15, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Probably a good time to bubble this back up. If you were born before 1989 you may have only gotten one MMR dose, which may not have provided fully immunity. I did a titer test with my PCP and found out I am not immune; I can’t receive a booster due to other health issues.
www.npr.org/sections/hea...
February 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Beyoncé's tour isn't coming to Colorado. The reason is rooted in Black history. Our Janelle Finch joined @nexton9news.bsky.social to explain. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAK-...
The historical reason Beyoncé won't come to Denver on her next tour
YouTube video by Next 9NEWS
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dirk is always a cozy boy.
February 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
So far the biggest bummer about being a lakers fan is that so many of their games are on national TV, so I have to suffer through commercials and I don’t get to see all the fun in arena stuff. I miss the dog related halftime shows and the people who balance on stuff.
February 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Current read, chosen mostly based on cover-vibes. #booksky
February 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Ew. Why is Chris brown even eligible for a Grammy, let alone winning one.
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I guess I’m a lakers fan now.
a basketball player wearing a dallas jersey with a blue background
Alt: Luka doncic looking very confused.
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.
February 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Don't tell Chronically Ill or Disabled People This, Please
#chronicillness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
A good friend of mine got engaged in December and I didn’t see the post because Instagram only shows me accounts they think I should follow and ads. 😡 How is that a good experience for anyone?!
January 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping’” - Mr. Rogers
Bishop Budde’s inspiring words were spoken simply and kindly as she exemplified the role of religious leaders in calling on the powerful (like the new President) to take card if the poor, and the marginalized. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI4h...
WATCH: Episcopal bishop asks Trump 'to have mercy' on LGBTQ+ communities and immigrants
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yelling at target employees because they don’t have the #OnyxStorm Target Edition is Jack Barlowe levels of gross. They didn’t drop the ball and ruin your day, target did.
January 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I think I need to stay disconnected for my own mental and physical health, but I also don’t know if I can deal with not knowing what kind of dumpster fire is waiting for me and the people I love.
January 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
January 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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You can read code.

Code is designed to be human readable. You might not know what you’re looking at without context, but if someone makes a claim and says “I can tell you this is true cause I looked at the source code,” tell them “show me.” If they refuse, assume they’re lying.
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don’t really want to watch SNL with this week’s host, but does anyone know if they did anything about TikTok/Xiaohongshu that would be worth skipping to? Their TikTok sketches this year have been so good!
January 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Could someone recreate MySpace on the AT protocol thing? That would be really cool.
January 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM