Andy Scheffler
@hamusutaa.com
Reposted by Andy Scheffler
Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Everything you need to know about final fantasy you can learn from the Simpsons
Merry Christmas and a Happy Woken Up At 3:15am and Again at 5:30am By a Critical Flash Flood Warning Day to those who celebrate*
*Me, and the rest of the South Bay
*Me, and the rest of the South Bay
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy Woken Up At 3:15am and Again at 5:30am By a Critical Flash Flood Warning Day to those who celebrate*
*Me, and the rest of the South Bay
*Me, and the rest of the South Bay
Unfortunately
There's no "w" in "wracks"
Good joke, anyways
There's no "w" in "wracks"
Good joke, anyways
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Unfortunately
There's no "w" in "wracks"
Good joke, anyways
There's no "w" in "wracks"
Good joke, anyways
Reposted by Andy Scheffler
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Reposted by Andy Scheffler
I said what I said
It is extremely funny to me that Erika Ishii said this in a year she was the protagonist in a major video game
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I said what I said
Kid Rock is neither a kid nor a rock.
November 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Kid Rock is neither a kid nor a rock.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and hit that Like and Subscribe Button!
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and hit that Like and Subscribe Button!
October 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and hit that Like and Subscribe Button!
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and hit that Like and Subscribe Button!
Hot take from the book of faces:
“No Kings? He’s not a king, he was elected! lol dems are so dumb.”
So close and yet so fucking far…
“No Kings? He’s not a king, he was elected! lol dems are so dumb.”
So close and yet so fucking far…
October 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hot take from the book of faces:
“No Kings? He’s not a king, he was elected! lol dems are so dumb.”
So close and yet so fucking far…
“No Kings? He’s not a king, he was elected! lol dems are so dumb.”
So close and yet so fucking far…
AI Coding tools are going to kill the software industry twice.
Once, very soon, when management realizes they can get the same work with a fraction of the engineers.
And again a few years later when no new original code has been written and the AI has run out of training data to stay up to date.
Once, very soon, when management realizes they can get the same work with a fraction of the engineers.
And again a few years later when no new original code has been written and the AI has run out of training data to stay up to date.
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
AI Coding tools are going to kill the software industry twice.
Once, very soon, when management realizes they can get the same work with a fraction of the engineers.
And again a few years later when no new original code has been written and the AI has run out of training data to stay up to date.
Once, very soon, when management realizes they can get the same work with a fraction of the engineers.
And again a few years later when no new original code has been written and the AI has run out of training data to stay up to date.
After seeing Jared Kushner mentioned on Last Week Tonight last night, realizing I hadn't heard about him in a while, and wondering what he'd been up to:
Oh. Participating in the destruction of capitalism via private equity. Got it.
RIP EA. There will be a Spirit Halloween in your HQ next year.
Oh. Participating in the destruction of capitalism via private equity. Got it.
RIP EA. There will be a Spirit Halloween in your HQ next year.
September 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
After seeing Jared Kushner mentioned on Last Week Tonight last night, realizing I hadn't heard about him in a while, and wondering what he'd been up to:
Oh. Participating in the destruction of capitalism via private equity. Got it.
RIP EA. There will be a Spirit Halloween in your HQ next year.
Oh. Participating in the destruction of capitalism via private equity. Got it.
RIP EA. There will be a Spirit Halloween in your HQ next year.
Everyone at my work says I should use Claude, it makes coding so much easier.
I resist.
Today my manager was very insistent, so I gave it a shot.
Five minutes later, it recommended I use an NPM package that doesn't even exist.
Yeah, okay.
I resist.
Today my manager was very insistent, so I gave it a shot.
Five minutes later, it recommended I use an NPM package that doesn't even exist.
Yeah, okay.
September 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Everyone at my work says I should use Claude, it makes coding so much easier.
I resist.
Today my manager was very insistent, so I gave it a shot.
Five minutes later, it recommended I use an NPM package that doesn't even exist.
Yeah, okay.
I resist.
Today my manager was very insistent, so I gave it a shot.
Five minutes later, it recommended I use an NPM package that doesn't even exist.
Yeah, okay.
This just in: acetaminophen found to cause distraction from the Epstein Files
September 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This just in: acetaminophen found to cause distraction from the Epstein Files
Celebrity deaths happen in threes. Robert Redford, and Freedom of Speech. Who will be the third?
September 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Celebrity deaths happen in threes. Robert Redford, and Freedom of Speech. Who will be the third?
AOL is suspending dialup services at the end of September.
Does this mean the Eternal September is finally ending?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...
Does this mean the Eternal September is finally ending?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...
Eternal September - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
AOL is suspending dialup services at the end of September.
Does this mean the Eternal September is finally ending?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...
Does this mean the Eternal September is finally ending?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal...
Reposted by Andy Scheffler
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Reposted by Andy Scheffler
Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
August 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Okay, I've deleted my earlier post. Apparently, this is *not* a pipe. But the fact that I thought it was says a lot about society.
Reposted by Andy Scheffler
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
July 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
One of the joys of maintaining an old PhpBB forum is that sometimes a botter in China decides to try to create accounts so it can spam to the average of zero users who still check it and then I get a notification from my ISP that the CPU usage is tripping alerts.
Fuck spammers.
Fuck spammers.
July 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
One of the joys of maintaining an old PhpBB forum is that sometimes a botter in China decides to try to create accounts so it can spam to the average of zero users who still check it and then I get a notification from my ISP that the CPU usage is tripping alerts.
Fuck spammers.
Fuck spammers.
Labubus are just ugly Monchhichis send skeet
July 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Labubus are just ugly Monchhichis send skeet
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
July 13, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Less Mecha-Hitler.
More Mecha-Shiva.
More Mecha-Shiva.
July 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Less Mecha-Hitler.
More Mecha-Shiva.
More Mecha-Shiva.
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
July 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.