@jayforeman.bsky.social what is this? What's the river doing?

@timharford.bsky.social what would be a reasonable asking price for Greenland?

@dankackroyd.bsky.social hofmister bear is at my Christmas party

Taken to its proper conclusion, Bluesky moderation will create two blockospheres, overlayed in space yet mutually exclusive. The City and the City for goofballs and edgelords, a few joyless journalists scampering in between, hoping to find the mythic third city of Discourse.

@dankackroyd.bsky.social Fancy a cuppa?

Hemingway's three-word story was even darker.

reading war and peace in public, shaking my head at the war parts but nodding my head at the peace parts

@cyclingalong.bsky.social oh hello

I had a try at making this
bsky-follow-finder.theo.io

Enter your handle and it will find people followed by lots of the people you follow (but not you)

The opposite of Wireless Festival is Leeds Festival.

ok so yeah sure my best years may be behind me but on the flip side they weren’t really that good

[me as a knight]

me: squire, young squire…do you have the time?

squire: sir by the judge of the sun, it is 3pm

me: wrong squire, it is (shutting visor) knight time

Your honor my client doesn’t like jail

me: Whoa... huge, if true.

Pinocchio: *sighs* No, let me try to explain this again

Not wild about being beheaded in the town square. But love to see the startled birds fly from their perches as the sword sings, as if to symbolize my immortal essence flying toward da Heavenz

I guess that was the most leisurely suit they could imagine at the time