Hal :)
@halorhighwater.bsky.social
He/Him, 27 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Writer, Creator, Autistic, Funny man.
Been known to do a podcast now and then
Writer, Creator, Autistic, Funny man.
Been known to do a podcast now and then
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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
forever thinking of that old family friend who at Halloween was like "there are only TWO genders!!! male! female! and intersex!"
ma'am that's three.
ma'am that's three.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
forever thinking of that old family friend who at Halloween was like "there are only TWO genders!!! male! female! and intersex!"
ma'am that's three.
ma'am that's three.
I know it happens every year but can we PLEASE stop letting it get so dark so fast in the evenings when we hit winter 🙏🙏
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know it happens every year but can we PLEASE stop letting it get so dark so fast in the evenings when we hit winter 🙏🙏
the professor is eepy
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
the professor is eepy
4 months into my job btw and still basically just bimble around on a daily basis 7/10 I wish I knew what I was supposed to be doing
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
4 months into my job btw and still basically just bimble around on a daily basis 7/10 I wish I knew what I was supposed to be doing
I need to fuck w more ppl who subscribe to the religion of "this ain't my beeswax"
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I need to fuck w more ppl who subscribe to the religion of "this ain't my beeswax"
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so moved to learn BURY YOUR GAYS has won the @locusmag.bsky.social award for BEST HORROR NOVEL of the year. thank you to locus and to the wildly talented authors who were nominated with me. being your peer would be enough, and in the grand mess of timelines im still in awe to trot with you all
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
so moved to learn BURY YOUR GAYS has won the @locusmag.bsky.social award for BEST HORROR NOVEL of the year. thank you to locus and to the wildly talented authors who were nominated with me. being your peer would be enough, and in the grand mess of timelines im still in awe to trot with you all
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back in medieval times if you didn't like a guy you could just kill him and say a werewolf did it
December 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM
back in medieval times if you didn't like a guy you could just kill him and say a werewolf did it
showed up for my second day at work and got told to just "bimble around" for a bit - truly am gonna have to work this whole thing out for myself huh
June 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
showed up for my second day at work and got told to just "bimble around" for a bit - truly am gonna have to work this whole thing out for myself huh
I love doing a thing where noone including the ppl in charge know exactly what it is I'm supposed to be doing
June 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I love doing a thing where noone including the ppl in charge know exactly what it is I'm supposed to be doing
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Now, more than ever
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Now, more than ever
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
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as time goes by and online platforms continue rewarding content of negativity and anger and hate, i am so honored to have this community of buckaroos trotting with love in their step. constantly DEFYING THE ALGORITHM that craves hate and slop and flooding it with love. HONERED to trot with you buds
June 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
as time goes by and online platforms continue rewarding content of negativity and anger and hate, i am so honored to have this community of buckaroos trotting with love in their step. constantly DEFYING THE ALGORITHM that craves hate and slop and flooding it with love. HONERED to trot with you buds
shout out to the ppl of lidl byw who saw me being the most autistic man in the world yesterday
May 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
shout out to the ppl of lidl byw who saw me being the most autistic man in the world yesterday
listening to one of my mums friends update her on where all his kids are at in life and hoo boy. I sure am just Here huh
May 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
listening to one of my mums friends update her on where all his kids are at in life and hoo boy. I sure am just Here huh
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Hey, the Murderbot soundtrack by Amanda Jones is available now on many different online retailers: amandajonessoundtracks.bandcamp.com/album/murder...
Murderbot: Season 1 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack), by Amanda Jones
22 track album
amandajonessoundtracks.bandcamp.com
May 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hey, the Murderbot soundtrack by Amanda Jones is available now on many different online retailers: amandajonessoundtracks.bandcamp.com/album/murder...
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Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other
May 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Wokeness has not been destroyed, it has merely gone underground. Every weekend my comrades and I get together in a secret location and say pronouns to each other
new drag persona: slagatha christie
May 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
new drag persona: slagatha christie
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you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"
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If you type this into What3Words you get the geolocation of Trump's arsehole.
May 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you type this into What3Words you get the geolocation of Trump's arsehole.
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My painting SAGUARO
May 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My painting SAGUARO
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I have good intelligence that the Government was as surprised at the Supreme Court's decision as everyone else was. Shabana Mahmood will have known that - incredibly ugly for her to try and smother criticism because she likes the outcome.
The right way for Mahmood to respond to the substantial and substantiated criticisms of the Supreme Court decision is to address them.
To pretend it is illegitimate even to advance criticism is to mimic autocracies and amplify the stench of impropriety. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
To pretend it is illegitimate even to advance criticism is to mimic autocracies and amplify the stench of impropriety. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'Unacceptable' to question Supreme Court gender ruling, says justice secretary
Shabana Mahmood said judges at the UK's highest court had provided
www.bbc.co.uk
April 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I have good intelligence that the Government was as surprised at the Supreme Court's decision as everyone else was. Shabana Mahmood will have known that - incredibly ugly for her to try and smother criticism because she likes the outcome.
truly shud b a crime to have a bad brain day when the weather is nice
April 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
truly shud b a crime to have a bad brain day when the weather is nice