Hal :)
@halorhighwater.bsky.social
He/Him, 27 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Writer, Creator, Autistic, Funny man.
Been known to do a podcast now and then
Writer, Creator, Autistic, Funny man.
Been known to do a podcast now and then
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A Real Man should have only one pair of jeans that he renews every 10 years like a passport
February 18, 2026 at 10:10 PM
A Real Man should have only one pair of jeans that he renews every 10 years like a passport
uhoh my job just found out I ain't owed a lunch break cus my shifts only 5 hrs
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
uhoh my job just found out I ain't owed a lunch break cus my shifts only 5 hrs
I will always assume ignorance/stupidity over deliberate malice btw
February 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I will always assume ignorance/stupidity over deliberate malice btw
I had a thought a couple days ago and I can't remember what it was but im being haunted by like. the vague concept of the thought i kno I had but can't fuckin remember
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 AM
I had a thought a couple days ago and I can't remember what it was but im being haunted by like. the vague concept of the thought i kno I had but can't fuckin remember
we need to invent toast that stays warmer for longer
February 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
we need to invent toast that stays warmer for longer
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Just in case you control+F Jon Stewart's name in the Epstein files, allow him to explain...
February 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Just in case you control+F Jon Stewart's name in the Epstein files, allow him to explain...
hey so now heated rivalry is popular do u think @try-guys.bsky.social cud try ice hockey 🏒
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
hey so now heated rivalry is popular do u think @try-guys.bsky.social cud try ice hockey 🏒
picked my unfinished 92k fantasy novel back up again today to try and finish the rewrite and man idek if I think its good anymore 😅😅😭
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
picked my unfinished 92k fantasy novel back up again today to try and finish the rewrite and man idek if I think its good anymore 😅😅😭
what if I actually got into sport tho
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 PM
what if I actually got into sport tho
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It's dangerous and irresponsible to be putting our national security in the hands of Donald Trump and not be considering alternatives to NATO.
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
Trump's threat to Greenland must be a wake-up call for Britain
For too long our politicians have toadied to a dangerous president
www.newstatesman.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It's dangerous and irresponsible to be putting our national security in the hands of Donald Trump and not be considering alternatives to NATO.
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk-...
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One of the things I love about Zack Polanski is his absolute confidence in choosing a nuanced answer. He won't fly for ego, he will fly for necessity. Both nuanced answers to the same question that provide total clarity. Kunnesburg can't cope. It's the future folks.
February 2, 2026 at 8:58 AM
One of the things I love about Zack Polanski is his absolute confidence in choosing a nuanced answer. He won't fly for ego, he will fly for necessity. Both nuanced answers to the same question that provide total clarity. Kunnesburg can't cope. It's the future folks.
watching the new mock the week and YAY YAY YAY YAY SO HAPPY I MISSED THIS im very normal about satire
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 AM
watching the new mock the week and YAY YAY YAY YAY SO HAPPY I MISSED THIS im very normal about satire
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the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
October 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the muppets are enduring cast of characters because each of them represents the duality of man
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
kermit is nervous but charming
fozzie is confident but untalented
gonzo is deranged but dignified
miss piggie is rude but elegant
sam eagle is socially liberal but fiscally conservative
forever thinking of that old family friend who at Halloween was like "there are only TWO genders!!! male! female! and intersex!"
ma'am that's three.
ma'am that's three.
October 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
forever thinking of that old family friend who at Halloween was like "there are only TWO genders!!! male! female! and intersex!"
ma'am that's three.
ma'am that's three.
I know it happens every year but can we PLEASE stop letting it get so dark so fast in the evenings when we hit winter 🙏🙏
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I know it happens every year but can we PLEASE stop letting it get so dark so fast in the evenings when we hit winter 🙏🙏
the professor is eepy
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
the professor is eepy
4 months into my job btw and still basically just bimble around on a daily basis 7/10 I wish I knew what I was supposed to be doing
October 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
4 months into my job btw and still basically just bimble around on a daily basis 7/10 I wish I knew what I was supposed to be doing
I need to fuck w more ppl who subscribe to the religion of "this ain't my beeswax"
October 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I need to fuck w more ppl who subscribe to the religion of "this ain't my beeswax"
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so moved to learn BURY YOUR GAYS has won the @locusmag.bsky.social award for BEST HORROR NOVEL of the year. thank you to locus and to the wildly talented authors who were nominated with me. being your peer would be enough, and in the grand mess of timelines im still in awe to trot with you all
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
so moved to learn BURY YOUR GAYS has won the @locusmag.bsky.social award for BEST HORROR NOVEL of the year. thank you to locus and to the wildly talented authors who were nominated with me. being your peer would be enough, and in the grand mess of timelines im still in awe to trot with you all
showed up for my second day at work and got told to just "bimble around" for a bit - truly am gonna have to work this whole thing out for myself huh
June 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
showed up for my second day at work and got told to just "bimble around" for a bit - truly am gonna have to work this whole thing out for myself huh
I love doing a thing where noone including the ppl in charge know exactly what it is I'm supposed to be doing
June 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I love doing a thing where noone including the ppl in charge know exactly what it is I'm supposed to be doing
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Now, more than ever
a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is eating popcorn from a pink box
media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Now, more than ever
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny