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License, please
March 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I have been rewatching DBZ while on the exercise bike and yelling with the characters while they power up ❤️
March 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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livedastrology.bsky.social
How has January lasted 1758 years and February was just a blip?
February 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room
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87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room
February 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
hallowedtypist.bsky.social
I’ve been really into eating hotdogs and instant ramen and checking my bank account a lot lately
February 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Once again, I am so angry that John and Paul couldn't get along 55 years ago.
February 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]
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February 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
hallowedtypist.bsky.social
Whenever a work meeting ends early I treat myself by scrolling on my phone for the remaining time.
February 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Beans
February 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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My YouTube algorithm in an image (Killer Sofa isn’t that good, btw)
February 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Marvel looses all goodwill from the F4 trailer for then releasing this AI slop as a poster
February 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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I’ve been living in the north for almost two years and I’m still not past the phase of taking pictures every time it snows
February 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
It took this guy 5 years to figure out where the heat comes from but now he's up to speed and on it.
A black cat staring at the camera while sitting atop a heating vent in the floor.
February 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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The longest week of the longest January of my life
January 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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gregdoucette.bsky.social
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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offthemarkparisi.bsky.social
The struggle is real
January 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
January 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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God bless
Witness said a bus driver told an ICE agent to "gargle [his] balls" when the latter requested to enter the bus.
January 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
January 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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New look at Bill Skarsgard as Count Orlok behind the scenes of #Nosferatu
January 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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The instructor of this C# Programming tutorial keeps pronouncing Pi as “Pee”
January 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years
LANGLEY, VA—A report released Tuesday by the CIA’s Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information wit...
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January 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM