I hope the real people fiction haters never find out about muses.
July 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I hope the real people fiction haters never find out about muses.
Idk man maybe the millennials should have stayed undiagnosed
July 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Idk man maybe the millennials should have stayed undiagnosed
I got a massage and it was great but any time I was not actively being kneaded I kept thinking how alarming it would be if the massage therapist clipped a clothes pin to the end of my nose.
July 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I got a massage and it was great but any time I was not actively being kneaded I kept thinking how alarming it would be if the massage therapist clipped a clothes pin to the end of my nose.
Ok abolition but not for people who wear flip flops
April 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ok abolition but not for people who wear flip flops
bro substack notes is full of people high on their own supply jerking themselves off about how beautiful and creative their MINDS are and how no one understands them and I am begging them to get a journal and burn it in their backyards at midnight and leave me out of it please
April 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
bro substack notes is full of people high on their own supply jerking themselves off about how beautiful and creative their MINDS are and how no one understands them and I am begging them to get a journal and burn it in their backyards at midnight and leave me out of it please
hey guys my job here is to REPOST, got it? I'm a REPOSTER. I hunt, I gather, I REPOST.
April 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
hey guys my job here is to REPOST, got it? I'm a REPOSTER. I hunt, I gather, I REPOST.
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I wrote the poem this time! Say hello to my good friend, 💖clinical anxiety💖
April 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I wrote the poem this time! Say hello to my good friend, 💖clinical anxiety💖
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become INDISIPINABILE
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become INDISIPINABILE
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April 9, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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become INDISIPINABILE
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become INDISIPINABILE
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stop being surprised when corporations are evil challenge
March 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
stop being surprised when corporations are evil challenge
You're in his DMs I'm farting two cans of beans for lunch into my sheets we are not the same
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You're in his DMs I'm farting two cans of beans for lunch into my sheets we are not the same
I just coughed so hard I gagged in case you weren't already in love with me before knowing that.
February 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just coughed so hard I gagged in case you weren't already in love with me before knowing that.
Jeni's ice cream isn't that good and there isn't that much sex in ACOTAR. NEXT!
February 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Jeni's ice cream isn't that good and there isn't that much sex in ACOTAR. NEXT!
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The US is the wealthiest country in the world, and it has decided, among other atrocities, not to protect its own children from preventable diseases.
February 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The US is the wealthiest country in the world, and it has decided, among other atrocities, not to protect its own children from preventable diseases.
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Buy a pair of shoes for someone who needs them! It's a tangible thing you can do!
If you get paid this week & have extra cash, please consider buying a warm hat or pair of boots from our registry! These are the most requested items (esp. boots—it's been snowy in NYC!) at shelters we've been distro'ing at, but we've run out. (check "Most Wanted" tab) www.target.com/gift-registr...
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February 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Buy a pair of shoes for someone who needs them! It's a tangible thing you can do!
I've decided I'm going to get pho for lunch and now it's the only thing I can think about
February 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I've decided I'm going to get pho for lunch and now it's the only thing I can think about
When is the nobility going to get their belly full of some overeager upstart poisoning the government and grubbing power for himself and manipulating the ruler for his own personal gain and invent a brand new execution style to rid the country of his malfeasance?????????
February 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When is the nobility going to get their belly full of some overeager upstart poisoning the government and grubbing power for himself and manipulating the ruler for his own personal gain and invent a brand new execution style to rid the country of his malfeasance?????????
here's the thing: I don't want to
February 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
here's the thing: I don't want to
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I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems
![Four panel comic, depicting a tour guide giving a tour of the White House. The guide first demonstrates a Red Button labelled "Press In Case of Whatever" and says "Here's the button that [the President] can use to kill whoever he wants, anywhere on Earth, anytime, and our various intelligence agencies will use that person's metadata to justify it after-the-fact, if he has to at all." A tourist asks "what's that other button?" and the guide explains "oh that one is the seemingly boundless powers of the office of the Presidency to help anyone at all." Fourth panel shows a button with a laughing purple wizard holding a book labeled Rules. The guide explains "As you can see, the Rules Wizard that we hired prevents that button from being touched." The wizard is laughing, saying "replacing or firing the Rules Wizard is against the rules! Hehehehe."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kggiomu5oypsymmtytjerfh6/bafkreigprklypmtnei6w6hhec5rorjun23tr6kf7cdaqqaklmithjshrmu@jpeg)
February 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I bring up @mattielubchansky.com's Rules Wizard a lot when talking about Dems
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When it's a Monday but you'll greet the horror in your stride.
February 10, 2025 at 8:52 AM
When it's a Monday but you'll greet the horror in your stride.
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I just... I love Kendrick so much. An inspiration to haters everywhere. The thinking person's hater.
February 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I just... I love Kendrick so much. An inspiration to haters everywhere. The thinking person's hater.
it's always fun when the lord strikes down your enemies and makes mighty the hand of the righteous and richly rewards them in battle go birds
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
it's always fun when the lord strikes down your enemies and makes mighty the hand of the righteous and richly rewards them in battle go birds
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Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kendrick's Superbowl halftime show was like the Large Hadron Collider for being a hater. we have discovered entirely new forms of hate thanks to his trailblazing work.
I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. It's time to break my silence: children's book author and newly named 2025-2026 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature Mac Barnett is very hot.
February 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I have struggled in vain and I can bear it no longer. It's time to break my silence: children's book author and newly named 2025-2026 National Ambassador for Young People’s Literature Mac Barnett is very hot.
Idk guys at this point the times feel precedented.
February 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Idk guys at this point the times feel precedented.