her only other mood:

My corgi informing me that my people bowl being empty means it's time to fill the corgi and her sister's bowls. Now. Or else.

1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰

some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee

"Oh I have half as much time to do my leg workout as I thought I did because a work event is happening? Guess I'll find ways to save time..."
Twenty.
Rep.
Squat set. 💀

So apparently my Wonder Woman shirt is very popular
It's comfy and it's got the cute design on it, see?

Well, I don't know about the hydraulics, but I am jacked!

[excited wiggling intensifies]

"We'll get through it"

this is an important reminder:
Tummies are for love
especially girl tummies
ESPECIALLY girl tummies in dresses

We love seeing hot girls in dresses
QRS with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃

After today's disaster with my dental implant crown falling out

Wore this since it's the first time my dentist has seen me since I started HRT and my face is a fuck because weekly electrolysis means lmao no shaving!

So my actual offspring(who I carried to term and birthed from my own loins) has decided I need to snuggle her.
Abby a baby

Another song that resonates with me and reminded me there's an entire arm of my extended family from my great-great grandmother that I've never interacted with, and it's a weird missing kind of feeling?

Like, my family was Cherokee, and then just stopped eng

Salut, lesbienne

I got tagged for this several times, and I feel I need to set the record straight:

WOULD