Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
@gymbrat.bsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
Pinned
Wanted to repost this with dates scribbled on, to give folks an idea of how long I have been changing myself.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
Okay, so I need flight suits, mechanic's coveralls, and whatever the zero suit samus bodysuit is
Got it
Got it
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Okay, so I need flight suits, mechanic's coveralls, and whatever the zero suit samus bodysuit is
Got it
Got it
Reminder that this is just the dude at the top of an organization known for aiding and protecting pedofiles within its ranks, responsible for the deaths of countless millions over centuries of oppression, and hoarding wealth
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reminder that this is just the dude at the top of an organization known for aiding and protecting pedofiles within its ranks, responsible for the deaths of countless millions over centuries of oppression, and hoarding wealth
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
I have experienced a rite of passage: I was housing a bag of popcorn and one of them fell into my boobs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I have experienced a rite of passage: I was housing a bag of popcorn and one of them fell into my boobs.
At the risk of starting another round of "the discourse" I want to poke at something I saw stated with someone's whole chest a couple weeks ago. "Scott Cawthon is the American JK Rowling."
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
At the risk of starting another round of "the discourse" I want to poke at something I saw stated with someone's whole chest a couple weeks ago. "Scott Cawthon is the American JK Rowling."
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
Realized I should maybe link the WIP in this, along with the refresher on the 3 bullet points about worldbuilding:
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Realized I should maybe link the WIP in this, along with the refresher on the 3 bullet points about worldbuilding:
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee
rings go wheeeeee
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee
rings go wheeeeee
Babe, are you feeling okay? You've hardly touched your Kirbussy slippers!
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Babe, are you feeling okay? You've hardly touched your Kirbussy slippers!
Reposted by Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
How I Rolled Out of Nest
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How I Rolled Out of Nest
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
Holy shit, no!
Do not follow me if you fucking reshare LLM/VLM generated media
Do not follow me if you fucking reshare LLM/VLM generated media
a girl in a red dress is standing next to a blue stitch
Alt: a girl with black hair and a red dress is spraying water at her blue dog/koala/alien pet to correct his inappropriate behavior
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Holy shit, no!
Do not follow me if you fucking reshare LLM/VLM generated media
Do not follow me if you fucking reshare LLM/VLM generated media
chapter was great, also her patreon has YEARS of delightful stuff to go back and read
New on my Patreon...
Jack & Jill - Phase 9, Part 30
Jill competes in a twisted beauty pageant while her father tries to uncover the truth about the island…
Find it here! bit.ly/4nXgpDS
Jack & Jill - Phase 9, Part 30
Jill competes in a twisted beauty pageant while her father tries to uncover the truth about the island…
Find it here! bit.ly/4nXgpDS
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
chapter was great, also her patreon has YEARS of delightful stuff to go back and read
1. Muscle fems, variable power dynamics, half-worn coveralls
2. Being strong enough and fast enough to survive combat with giant robots without my own giant robot, also being able to actually get when another woman is actually flirting with me versus just being friendly
3. anarcho-syndicalism?
2. Being strong enough and fast enough to survive combat with giant robots without my own giant robot, also being able to actually get when another woman is actually flirting with me versus just being friendly
3. anarcho-syndicalism?
1. Girls in armor
2. Girls in armor flying about kicking ass
3. Girls in armor flying about kicking transphobe and fascist ass
Plot and logic fully established
2. Girls in armor flying about kicking ass
3. Girls in armor flying about kicking transphobe and fascist ass
Plot and logic fully established
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
1. Muscle fems, variable power dynamics, half-worn coveralls
2. Being strong enough and fast enough to survive combat with giant robots without my own giant robot, also being able to actually get when another woman is actually flirting with me versus just being friendly
3. anarcho-syndicalism?
2. Being strong enough and fast enough to survive combat with giant robots without my own giant robot, also being able to actually get when another woman is actually flirting with me versus just being friendly
3. anarcho-syndicalism?
youtu.be/JfvKvy1t0pU
all the trans girls I play ffxiv with:
all the trans girls I play ffxiv with:
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
youtu.be/JfvKvy1t0pU
all the trans girls I play ffxiv with:
all the trans girls I play ffxiv with:
this is unironically kind of a planned plot point in my WIP 🤭😅
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
this is unironically kind of a planned plot point in my WIP 🤭😅
Forgot to mention @autumnwolff.bsky.social here, but her too
Where does a girl go to find finished novels of a slow burn trans-inclusive lesbian romance that doesn't fade-to-black besides the works of @sophiajt.com , @danifinnwrites.bsky.social , @devi.bsky.social , @benjanun.bsky.social , @trishusband.itch.io , @b-saxon.femfactory.tech (already read) ?
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgot to mention @autumnwolff.bsky.social here, but her too
Where does a girl go to find finished novels of a slow burn trans-inclusive lesbian romance that doesn't fade-to-black besides the works of @sophiajt.com , @danifinnwrites.bsky.social , @devi.bsky.social , @benjanun.bsky.social , @trishusband.itch.io , @b-saxon.femfactory.tech (already read) ?
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Where does a girl go to find finished novels of a slow burn trans-inclusive lesbian romance that doesn't fade-to-black besides the works of @sophiajt.com , @danifinnwrites.bsky.social , @devi.bsky.social , @benjanun.bsky.social , @trishusband.itch.io , @b-saxon.femfactory.tech (already read) ?
Reposted by Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
I see Vent is back to scream at bi lesbians again 😩
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I see Vent is back to scream at bi lesbians again 😩
If you have a friend with a terminal health condition, telling them, "I'm glad you're not going to be alive when [your special interest flavor of global disaster] gets worse" when they offer optimism about the that disaster is an incredibly shitty thing to say to them.
Fucking monstrous.
Fucking monstrous.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If you have a friend with a terminal health condition, telling them, "I'm glad you're not going to be alive when [your special interest flavor of global disaster] gets worse" when they offer optimism about the that disaster is an incredibly shitty thing to say to them.
Fucking monstrous.
Fucking monstrous.
I keep trying this, but we already have a number of more prominent girls nicknamed "Bee" so it doesn't catch on 🥺
I do love carpenter bees, though, because they look like goth bumbles and tend to scare people, but they're harmless and just getting dust on their pants like the other bees 🧡
I do love carpenter bees, though, because they look like goth bumbles and tend to scare people, but they're harmless and just getting dust on their pants like the other bees 🧡
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I keep trying this, but we already have a number of more prominent girls nicknamed "Bee" so it doesn't catch on 🥺
I do love carpenter bees, though, because they look like goth bumbles and tend to scare people, but they're harmless and just getting dust on their pants like the other bees 🧡
I do love carpenter bees, though, because they look like goth bumbles and tend to scare people, but they're harmless and just getting dust on their pants like the other bees 🧡
I'm *just* saying...
We get estradiol from yams, and I think we get progesterone from peanuts, unless that's just the oil it gets capsuled with.
Ivy could do wonders with making hormone access available to a lot of trans women in need, and also-
We get estradiol from yams, and I think we get progesterone from peanuts, unless that's just the oil it gets capsuled with.
Ivy could do wonders with making hormone access available to a lot of trans women in need, and also-
An egg cracks in Gotham when Poison Ivy kisses a "man" with her mind control lipstick (that only affects men), and it mysteriously doesn't work that time.
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
Poison Ivy: "Oh fuck. You're a trans woman? Girl, I'm so sorry."
Egg: "I. . . have some things to think about." *walks away confused*
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm *just* saying...
We get estradiol from yams, and I think we get progesterone from peanuts, unless that's just the oil it gets capsuled with.
Ivy could do wonders with making hormone access available to a lot of trans women in need, and also-
We get estradiol from yams, and I think we get progesterone from peanuts, unless that's just the oil it gets capsuled with.
Ivy could do wonders with making hormone access available to a lot of trans women in need, and also-
Just finished this up, so here are my thoughts:
* I like the characters and prose a lot
* I really like the sort of flow of information as a vampire drinks blood
* our transfemme romantic interest is a delight
* I wish it didn't fade to black when things finally got spicy 😭
Would recommend/10
* I like the characters and prose a lot
* I really like the sort of flow of information as a vampire drinks blood
* our transfemme romantic interest is a delight
* I wish it didn't fade to black when things finally got spicy 😭
Would recommend/10
So far this book is a delight
It already has a vampire pirate lady, several varieties of queer crew members, and an interesting revenge motivation.
🥰🥰🥰
It already has a vampire pirate lady, several varieties of queer crew members, and an interesting revenge motivation.
🥰🥰🥰
Okay, so using an app called Fire Toolbox from the XDA forums, it went from dogshit to just kind of bad. Disabled almost all the ads, but can't replace the launcher so I am stuck with the fire launcher, which sucks and contains ads.
Reading "The Revenge of Captain Vessia' by @cozywitch.bsky.social
Reading "The Revenge of Captain Vessia' by @cozywitch.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Just finished this up, so here are my thoughts:
* I like the characters and prose a lot
* I really like the sort of flow of information as a vampire drinks blood
* our transfemme romantic interest is a delight
* I wish it didn't fade to black when things finally got spicy 😭
Would recommend/10
* I like the characters and prose a lot
* I really like the sort of flow of information as a vampire drinks blood
* our transfemme romantic interest is a delight
* I wish it didn't fade to black when things finally got spicy 😭
Would recommend/10
I'm just saying that trans women deserve their very own warthog gatling gun from the A-10 Thunderbolt II... for morale
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'm just saying that trans women deserve their very own warthog gatling gun from the A-10 Thunderbolt II... for morale