Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
@gymbrat.bsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
her only other mood:
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
her only other mood:
squeeze the screenshot into your banner?
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
squeeze the screenshot into your banner?
I need this.
I also need the one that hurts when they speak untrue cruelty towards themselves.
I also need the one that hurts when they speak untrue cruelty towards themselves.
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I need this.
I also need the one that hurts when they speak untrue cruelty towards themselves.
I also need the one that hurts when they speak untrue cruelty towards themselves.
...Rou and I are never living this down...
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November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
...Rou and I are never living this down...
😅💀🥰
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me doing something with my clients' weights at work like one-handing their deadlift to move it somewhere else and then doubling back to remind them to "do as I say, not as I do"
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
me doing something with my clients' weights at work like one-handing their deadlift to move it somewhere else and then doubling back to remind them to "do as I say, not as I do"
I think maybe we've had too many years of people in power with white pointy hats
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I think maybe we've had too many years of people in power with white pointy hats
That's totally fine and different, aside from some concerns about her brain case being unarmored.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That's totally fine and different, aside from some concerns about her brain case being unarmored.
It's a safe bet. Party sounds way more fun without some puritanical goober making rules about it
November 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
It's a safe bet. Party sounds way more fun without some puritanical goober making rules about it
Oh ick. Like, leaving out the space between trans and man/woman is already a flag on the play, but that one feels even weirder
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh ick. Like, leaving out the space between trans and man/woman is already a flag on the play, but that one feels even weirder
It's so deeply hilarious that I have hundreds of photos from various stages of my fitness journey, and not ONE of them looks comfortable in my body.
Which makes sense, given I had other'd my reflection to "they're making progress, they have new definition, etc"
And yeah, I oopsed a bear 🤭
Which makes sense, given I had other'd my reflection to "they're making progress, they have new definition, etc"
And yeah, I oopsed a bear 🤭
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It's so deeply hilarious that I have hundreds of photos from various stages of my fitness journey, and not ONE of them looks comfortable in my body.
Which makes sense, given I had other'd my reflection to "they're making progress, they have new definition, etc"
And yeah, I oopsed a bear 🤭
Which makes sense, given I had other'd my reflection to "they're making progress, they have new definition, etc"
And yeah, I oopsed a bear 🤭
RIP my cum gutters, though ._.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
RIP my cum gutters, though ._.
And then for contrast we throw an Eli in there to be mad at things, and they go NO SHUT UP THOUGH IT'S COOL
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
And then for contrast we throw an Eli in there to be mad at things, and they go NO SHUT UP THOUGH IT'S COOL
I love when those two boys get big excited over stuff 🥹
November 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I love when those two boys get big excited over stuff 🥹
Nini Aesthr 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Nini Aesthr 🧡
admittedly the left was Jan of 2016, so really 9.X years...
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
admittedly the left was Jan of 2016, so really 9.X years...
between this and the church concluding that catholic-owned hospitals will no longer do transgender care, it seems like maybe the catholic church is cooked and its followers fools or malicious actors
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
between this and the church concluding that catholic-owned hospitals will no longer do transgender care, it seems like maybe the catholic church is cooked and its followers fools or malicious actors
It's a fitting name for... apparently tens of thousands of emails worth of truly abominable people
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's a fitting name for... apparently tens of thousands of emails worth of truly abominable people
Hmmm... noted.
Will have to see about better memory access and routing
Will have to see about better memory access and routing
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hmmm... noted.
Will have to see about better memory access and routing
Will have to see about better memory access and routing
if anything it makes me feel less alien, knowing that my friends and peers experience similar. 🫂
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
if anything it makes me feel less alien, knowing that my friends and peers experience similar. 🫂
the silly way my brain works is when it is spelled correctly, I internally pronounce it like mephistophiles
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the silly way my brain works is when it is spelled correctly, I internally pronounce it like mephistophiles
...I spelled pedophiles wrong
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
...I spelled pedophiles wrong