Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
@gymbrat.bsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
her only other mood:
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
her only other mood:
My corgi informing me that my people bowl being empty means it's time to fill the corgi and her sister's bowls. Now. Or else.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My corgi informing me that my people bowl being empty means it's time to fill the corgi and her sister's bowls. Now. Or else.
10 years apart... wew
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
10 years apart... wew
1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee
rings go wheeeeee
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee
rings go wheeeeee
How I Rolled Out of Nest
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
How I Rolled Out of Nest
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
☆Versus☆
How I Rolled Out of HQ
he's like my abby, when she goes hamburger mode instead of hot dog
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
he's like my abby, when she goes hamburger mode instead of hot dog
"Oh I have half as much time to do my leg workout as I thought I did because a work event is happening? Guess I'll find ways to save time..."
Twenty.
Rep.
Squat set. 💀
Twenty.
Rep.
Squat set. 💀
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Oh I have half as much time to do my leg workout as I thought I did because a work event is happening? Guess I'll find ways to save time..."
Twenty.
Rep.
Squat set. 💀
Twenty.
Rep.
Squat set. 💀
SCROLLING FURTHER I FORGOT I DID THIS IN THE BEFORE TIMES
(but there were no signs)
(but there were no signs)
November 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
SCROLLING FURTHER I FORGOT I DID THIS IN THE BEFORE TIMES
(but there were no signs)
(but there were no signs)
When somebody asks for a new photo of me, I send this:
(also I had to go like five layers deep to find someone who actually used alt text, yikes)
(also I had to go like five layers deep to find someone who actually used alt text, yikes)
November 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
When somebody asks for a new photo of me, I send this:
(also I had to go like five layers deep to find someone who actually used alt text, yikes)
(also I had to go like five layers deep to find someone who actually used alt text, yikes)
So apparently my Wonder Woman shirt is very popular
It's comfy and it's got the cute design on it, see?
It's comfy and it's got the cute design on it, see?
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So apparently my Wonder Woman shirt is very popular
It's comfy and it's got the cute design on it, see?
It's comfy and it's got the cute design on it, see?
Well, I don't know about the hydraulics, but I am jacked!
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Well, I don't know about the hydraulics, but I am jacked!
[excited wiggling intensifies]
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
[excited wiggling intensifies]
it's a ROG strix laptop from a couple years ago that I installed arch on, and yeah, the only way to run scrivener on linux is through wine, and up until last week it was working just fine
![gymbrat@Garuda
OS Garuda Linux x86_64
├ Kernel Linux 6.17.8-zen1-1-zen
├ Packages 1956 (pacman)[stable]
└ Shell fish 4.2.1
DE KDE Plasma 6.5.3
├ Window Manager KWin (Wayland)
├ Login Manager sddm 0.21.0 (Wayland)
├ WM Theme plastik
├ Color Themes Dr460nized (BreezeDark) [Qt], Sweet-Dark [GTK2/3/4]
├ System Icons breeze-dark [Qt], breeze-dark [GTK2/3/4]
├ System Fonts Fira Sans (10pt) [Qt], Fira Sans (10pt) [GTK2/3/4]
└ Terminal konsole 25.8.3
PC Notebook (1.0)
├ CPU 12th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-12900H (20) @ 5.00 GHz
├ GPU NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3080 Ti Mobile [Discrete]
├ GPU Intel Iris Xe Graphics @ 1.45 GHz [Integrated]
├ Vulkan 1.4.318 - NVIDIA [580.105.08]Intel open-source Mesa driver [Mesa 25.2.7-arch1.1]
└ Display(s) 2560x1440 in 17", 240 Hz [Built-in]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lppz47m46dbhi3nhp4kqy2yd/bafkreiavm65ikgfvwrjowo66q2mkq3xzh5oftlex5kxbawjzxbnvqa4fgm@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
it's a ROG strix laptop from a couple years ago that I installed arch on, and yeah, the only way to run scrivener on linux is through wine, and up until last week it was working just fine
I AM COMPLYING WITH MY INSTRUCTIONS LIKE A GOOD GIRL, HOPEFULLY ONE OF THESE PASSES INSPECTION 😳
"STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed"
"STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed"
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I AM COMPLYING WITH MY INSTRUCTIONS LIKE A GOOD GIRL, HOPEFULLY ONE OF THESE PASSES INSPECTION 😳
"STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed"
"STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed"
"We'll get through it"
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"We'll get through it"
what if it's more of a skill tree/specialization graph?
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
what if it's more of a skill tree/specialization graph?
this is an important reminder:
Tummies are for love
especially girl tummies
ESPECIALLY girl tummies in dresses
Tummies are for love
especially girl tummies
ESPECIALLY girl tummies in dresses
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
this is an important reminder:
Tummies are for love
especially girl tummies
ESPECIALLY girl tummies in dresses
Tummies are for love
especially girl tummies
ESPECIALLY girl tummies in dresses
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
QRS with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃
After today's disaster with my dental implant crown falling out
Wore this since it's the first time my dentist has seen me since I started HRT and my face is a fuck because weekly electrolysis means lmao no shaving!
QRS with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃
After today's disaster with my dental implant crown falling out
Wore this since it's the first time my dentist has seen me since I started HRT and my face is a fuck because weekly electrolysis means lmao no shaving!
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We love seeing hot girls in dresses
QRS with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃
After today's disaster with my dental implant crown falling out
Wore this since it's the first time my dentist has seen me since I started HRT and my face is a fuck because weekly electrolysis means lmao no shaving!
QRS with you being a hot girl in a dress 🔥💃
After today's disaster with my dental implant crown falling out
Wore this since it's the first time my dentist has seen me since I started HRT and my face is a fuck because weekly electrolysis means lmao no shaving!
So my actual offspring(who I carried to term and birthed from my own loins) has decided I need to snuggle her.
Abby a baby
Abby a baby
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So my actual offspring(who I carried to term and birthed from my own loins) has decided I need to snuggle her.
Abby a baby
Abby a baby
Taking this was... a journey 🥺👉👈
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Taking this was... a journey 🥺👉👈
Another song that resonates with me and reminded me there's an entire arm of my extended family from my great-great grandmother that I've never interacted with, and it's a weird missing kind of feeling?
Like, my family was Cherokee, and then just stopped eng
Like, my family was Cherokee, and then just stopped eng
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Another song that resonates with me and reminded me there's an entire arm of my extended family from my great-great grandmother that I've never interacted with, and it's a weird missing kind of feeling?
Like, my family was Cherokee, and then just stopped eng
Like, my family was Cherokee, and then just stopped eng
Salut, lesbienne
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Salut, lesbienne
I got tagged for this several times, and I feel I need to set the record straight:
WOULD
WOULD
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I got tagged for this several times, and I feel I need to set the record straight:
WOULD
WOULD