Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
@gymbrat.bsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist who outlifts your shitty conservative uncle. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer?
Pinned
Wanted to repost this with dates scribbled on, to give folks an idea of how long I have been changing myself.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
...or as my deeply hilarious transmasc nephew put it, "Okay, fuckin' Gender Frieza!"
I can't wait to see what my golden form is like, eventually.
I may be biased, but I think I have the best bubble 🥹👉👈
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I may be biased, but I think I have the best bubble 🥹👉👈
...so duckduckgo image search does not prevent ai generated images from showing even if you specifically tell it not to show ai generated images
I hate this planet
I hate this planet
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
...so duckduckgo image search does not prevent ai generated images from showing even if you specifically tell it not to show ai generated images
I hate this planet
I hate this planet
adonis really do be the spirit of christmas: going through the wringer and finding family who loves you to a point of safety and comfort, and everyone getting to share love with one another
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
adonis really do be the spirit of christmas: going through the wringer and finding family who loves you to a point of safety and comfort, and everyone getting to share love with one another
my favorite part of this is when the two of them are teasing each other with little chin jabs
I felt it in my soul, and I need this sort of love and silliness with a partner
I felt it in my soul, and I need this sort of love and silliness with a partner
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
my favorite part of this is when the two of them are teasing each other with little chin jabs
I felt it in my soul, and I need this sort of love and silliness with a partner
I felt it in my soul, and I need this sort of love and silliness with a partner
Reposted by Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
Consentacle Witch's Bedroom.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Consentacle Witch's Bedroom.
Need this.
I wanna read a story I love to it, doing the character voices and everything
I wanna read a story I love to it, doing the character voices and everything
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Need this.
I wanna read a story I love to it, doing the character voices and everything
I wanna read a story I love to it, doing the character voices and everything
It's definitely not, and also if you haven't started Title Cards, it's never too late
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's definitely not, and also if you haven't started Title Cards, it's never too late
Damned checkpoints always coming up. Lemme fish for the toll fare with a fresh selfie from the car...
(STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...)
(STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...)
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Damned checkpoints always coming up. Lemme fish for the toll fare with a fresh selfie from the car...
(STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...)
(STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...)
Okay, maybe I can see what all the "omg ur arms tho" was about 🥺👉👈
November 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Okay, maybe I can see what all the "omg ur arms tho" was about 🥺👉👈
app.thestorygraph.com/books/925a82...
read a book, did a review 🧡
Trans romance with a little spice and a lot of charm
read a book, did a review 🧡
Trans romance with a little spice and a lot of charm
Not Like Before by Jacqueline Ramsden, Lily Seabrooke
Lola never wanted to be on camera alongside an A-list star—but maybe Mackenzie is everything she ...
app.thestorygraph.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
app.thestorygraph.com/books/925a82...
read a book, did a review 🧡
Trans romance with a little spice and a lot of charm
read a book, did a review 🧡
Trans romance with a little spice and a lot of charm
Reposted by Brooke(Bespoke Artisanal Muscle Mommy)
Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
I got to hear its for voice for even a few minutes and my heart is full and my day is wonderful
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I got to hear its for voice for even a few minutes and my heart is full and my day is wonderful
So my punches are still remarkably bad
but my character design is slowly coming together, so... we call it a draw?
but my character design is slowly coming together, so... we call it a draw?
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So my punches are still remarkably bad
but my character design is slowly coming together, so... we call it a draw?
but my character design is slowly coming together, so... we call it a draw?
Suddenly aware this is why it always felt a little funny before 😳
Concept: muscular girls arm wrestling, but they both keep just letting themselves lose and then laughing and insisting they weren't ready, gotta try again.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Suddenly aware this is why it always felt a little funny before 😳
crying my eyes out laughing at this while my wife bertstares me
cat gas chamber
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
crying my eyes out laughing at this while my wife bertstares me
My corgi informing me that my people bowl being empty means it's time to fill the corgi and her sister's bowls. Now. Or else.
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My corgi informing me that my people bowl being empty means it's time to fill the corgi and her sister's bowls. Now. Or else.
I am once again begging artists that draw muscle mommies to remember that the trapezius muscle is an extremely necessary stabilizer, and also one of the more easily engaged and developed muscles in the body.
There is zero possibility of a pencil-necked girl doing 50kg curls without some trap mass
There is zero possibility of a pencil-necked girl doing 50kg curls without some trap mass
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I am once again begging artists that draw muscle mommies to remember that the trapezius muscle is an extremely necessary stabilizer, and also one of the more easily engaged and developed muscles in the body.
There is zero possibility of a pencil-necked girl doing 50kg curls without some trap mass
There is zero possibility of a pencil-necked girl doing 50kg curls without some trap mass
10 years apart... wew
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
10 years apart... wew
Okay, so I need flight suits, mechanic's coveralls, and whatever the zero suit samus bodysuit is
Got it
Got it
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Okay, so I need flight suits, mechanic's coveralls, and whatever the zero suit samus bodysuit is
Got it
Got it
Reminder that this is just the dude at the top of an organization known for aiding and protecting pedofiles within its ranks, responsible for the deaths of countless millions over centuries of oppression, and hoarding wealth
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
Pope Leo and the Vatican reject polygamy in sweeping doctrinal praise of monogamy
In a new doctrinal note, Pope Leo and the Vatican sharply reject polygamy and growing Western polyamory, praising monogamy as an exclusive union between one man and one woman.
www.sltrib.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reminder that this is just the dude at the top of an organization known for aiding and protecting pedofiles within its ranks, responsible for the deaths of countless millions over centuries of oppression, and hoarding wealth
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
I don't think we should look to them for literally any moral guidance
I have experienced a rite of passage: I was housing a bag of popcorn and one of them fell into my boobs.
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I have experienced a rite of passage: I was housing a bag of popcorn and one of them fell into my boobs.
At the risk of starting another round of "the discourse" I want to poke at something I saw stated with someone's whole chest a couple weeks ago. "Scott Cawthon is the American JK Rowling."
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
At the risk of starting another round of "the discourse" I want to poke at something I saw stated with someone's whole chest a couple weeks ago. "Scott Cawthon is the American JK Rowling."
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
I have no stake in this, as I've never spent a cent on FNAF anything, but I still wanna know.
1/x
1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
1. Apparently the squat widowmakers will continue 💀
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
2. Apparently I cannot count to 20, even if I count OUT LOUD 💀💀
3. Jax is relatable in a lot of the same ways that The Crane Wives are, for me (💀💀💀)
4. In spite of scraggly chin hair because electrolysis is today, I'm cute as a fuckin' button! 🥰
Realized I should maybe link the WIP in this, along with the refresher on the 3 bullet points about worldbuilding:
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Realized I should maybe link the WIP in this, along with the refresher on the 3 bullet points about worldbuilding:
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
1. The author's kinks
2. The author's power fantasies
3. The author's political agenda
some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee
rings go wheeeeee
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
some of the other work from cursed abridged leg day, plus the bulk of today's light upper work
rings go wheeeeee
rings go wheeeeee