Laura G
@guruduck.bsky.social
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I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️
December 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I love you Powderhorn/ Ward 9 ❤️
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Anyone else endlessly amused that the captioners at MSNOW keep typing her name out as Siouxsie Wiles?
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Anyone else endlessly amused that the captioners at MSNOW keep typing her name out as Siouxsie Wiles?
A few months ago, I wondered how Minneapolis had escaped Trump’s gaze thus far. I knew the time would come. Time to find a way to help.
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A few months ago, I wondered how Minneapolis had escaped Trump’s gaze thus far. I knew the time would come. Time to find a way to help.
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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Time to hop on LinkedIn to post "what being Raptured taught me about B2B sales"
September 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Time to hop on LinkedIn to post "what being Raptured taught me about B2B sales"
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It’s like we haven’t already made fun of this
August 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
It’s like we haven’t already made fun of this
Hey guys what happens if everyone sends their national guard to DC?
The whole confederacy is getting in on it.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Louisiana becomes sixth GOP-led state to authorize troop deployment to DC as part of Trump show of force.
August 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Hey guys what happens if everyone sends their national guard to DC?
I barely know who TCW is, and yet I knew he was the subject of this thread almost immediately from the first clause of his run-on sentence. Just, ugh.
i’m over halfway through this book and the below sentence (that entire passage is one sentence) is par for the course. i read bad books professionally and this is maybe the most unpleasant read of my life.
jesus christ this is an actual fisking
August 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I barely know who TCW is, and yet I knew he was the subject of this thread almost immediately from the first clause of his run-on sentence. Just, ugh.
So, this was Temu today…
August 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
So, this was Temu today…
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"The beacon! The beacon of New York City is lit!"
a man with a beard is holding a stick and says hope is kindled .
ALT: a man with a beard is holding a stick and says hope is kindled .
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"The beacon! The beacon of New York City is lit!"
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
Imagine you suffered from Main Character Syndrome so much that you started WW3 over it
June 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Imagine you suffered from Main Character Syndrome so much that you started WW3 over it
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
June 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Compton, CA: A masked, heavily-armed man wearing body armor jumped out of a SUV today to kidnap a local resident.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
He forgot to put the vehicle in park, causing it to roll down the street damaging other cars. He jumped in the vehicle (which had no platess) and drove off without identifying himself.
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Thank you, Madam Speaker.
June 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Thank you, Madam Speaker.
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I dunno if like three to five times as many random people were in the streets to protest as there are total members of the entire military (active duty plus reserves) I might make that more than a one-day story instead of the limp, sad-trombone parade he forced on a few of those military members
June 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I dunno if like three to five times as many random people were in the streets to protest as there are total members of the entire military (active duty plus reserves) I might make that more than a one-day story instead of the limp, sad-trombone parade he forced on a few of those military members
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cuomo as a candidate is like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you're making a grocery list in your head wondering when he'll be done.
mamdani is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp
mamdani is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp
June 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
cuomo as a candidate is like the guy who thinks good sex is pumping away while you're making a grocery list in your head wondering when he'll be done.
mamdani is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp
mamdani is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp
So I guess they really did let Stephen Miller out of his cage. Or is the naked fascism a lasting tribute to the destruction that Elon Musk created, including stealing his wife?
June 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So I guess they really did let Stephen Miller out of his cage. Or is the naked fascism a lasting tribute to the destruction that Elon Musk created, including stealing his wife?
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A US Senator.
Donald Trump’s America.
Donald Trump’s America.
June 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
A US Senator.
Donald Trump’s America.
Donald Trump’s America.
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"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
June 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Nobody’s going to spit on our police officers," says Trump, who four months ago pardoned people who beat police officers with pipes, flagpoles, baseball bats and 2-by-4s at the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.
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Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
June 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Everything that’s happened over the past six months has been a response to an imaginary crisis. There is no immigrant invasion. No trade crisis. No scientific or governance crisis. Just people completely high off their own supply trying to fundamentally reorder society. None of this had to happen.
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How very ironic that GOP Governors aren’t standing up for states’ rights here. I guess that only matters if you’re denying women or transgender people access to medical care. democraticgovernors.org/updates/stat...
Statement from Democratic Governors on Donald Trump’s Use of California's National Guard - DGA
Statement from Democratic Governors on Donald Trump’s Use of California’s National Guard DGA Chair Governor Laura Kelly, DGA Vice Chair Governor Andy Beshear, Governor Tony Evers, Governor Bob Ferguso...
democraticgovernors.org
June 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
How very ironic that GOP Governors aren’t standing up for states’ rights here. I guess that only matters if you’re denying women or transgender people access to medical care. democraticgovernors.org/updates/stat...