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I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and zip tied to an insane migratory water fowl.
Australian.
One of the flunkies from sector 7G.
Former pilot.
Writer.
Historian.
Traveller.
Been watching the ebb and flow of world-class insanity my whole life.
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I never thought I'd live in a time when this would be relevant as anything but a historical document...
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November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Best Deal !!
April 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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"Court video showed ICE agents, who allegedly had a 12-pack of Modelo in their car...

"“This is great,” an officer said as they started following Martinez. “This is fun,” another replied.

www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
And another one...
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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He literally tweeted this out.

“SHOULD ORDERS AND THE LAW EVER CONFLICT, OUR OFFICERS MUST OBEY THE LAW.”

This plaque is displayed at West Point. It’s the law. Not sedition.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I’ll believe Epstein files are really being released when we see a bunch of private jet flight paths to non extradition countries
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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A UNITED STATES PRESIDENT threatening the lives of fellow politicians‼️
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.’

George Orwell, Animal Farm
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Fucking disgusting
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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If a man said what Megyn Kelly said, you would assume he was a trafficker.

This young lady is wise beyond her years, but she is still a “child”and she would like a word…
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Priorities.
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Welp!
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Never forget that the only country in NATO history which triggered NATO article 5 is USA after a bunch of Arab terrorists took down some buildings in New York.

Now when Europe is in existential threat by former Soviets, the USA is throwing us bones and expecting gratitude.

EU need to step up.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The horror!!! The horror!!!
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Worth remembering…
November 4, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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CNN Speaker Johnson I don’t know montage
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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This is brilliant
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
It seems there is a precedent for a lawsuit here...
November 3, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
November 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM