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I'm a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, and zip tied to an insane migratory water fowl.
Australian.
One of the flunkies from sector 7G.
Former pilot.
Writer.
Historian.
Traveller.
Been watching the ebb and flow of world-class insanity my whole life.
The last two times I went to the Australian War Memorial, specifically to see G for George again, unfortunately both times the aircraft hall was under renovation and closed to the public.
Luckily, I'd visited before, and will hopefully visit again.
One of the world's great museums.
October 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
From another crew that thought the same thing.
"Gott Mit Uns" = "God Is With Us".
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Trump's happy day.
September 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Just watching "Who is America?" with Sacha Baron Cohen. Never seen it before.
Best laugh I've had in ages.
I'm very surprised I didn't know this series existed.
Some great moments with some seriously stupid people.
Just a shame that they are now ruling America.
September 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Here's a photo of the Aussie golden orb weavers.
September 2, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Australia Post will suspend services to the US due to tariffs.
August 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Singapore Changi airport at 4.30am.
They are playing the music from #severance
Mildly disturbing...
July 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Would explain a few things...
July 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ha ha ha.
July 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
And this is the reality...
July 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Hey, look everybody!
I can be an ICE imposter too!

www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006...
July 11, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is me, wearing a mask.
No big deal.
Not scared, just not stupid enough to want to end up with some chronic health issue, or possibly die.
May 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This seemed to work well enough in Italy...
May 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Is your child texting state secrets?
April 21, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The Myanmar earthquake, as seen in Thailand.
My friend in Vietnam told me she felt the earthquake even there.
A tragic loss of life.
March 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
March 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Singapore is not noted for its cacti.
Yet Singapore airport has a rooftop cactus garden.
Go figure. :))

Cacti at 4am.
March 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I really hope this isn't true...
March 8, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'm a fan of crypto, but I get the healthy scepticism.
Here is the tulip chart...
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The "Crypto President" is absolutely wrecking crypto.
There is absolutely no confidence in the US economy.
The money is walking...
February 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Ground controllers are extremely important.
Do not cut ANYTHING from the FAA.
There is NO dead wood.
The deadliest ever aircraft accident happened in Tenerife due to a lack of ground control.
Two 747s collided on the runway, killing almost all passengers on both.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenerif...
February 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Trump is systematically disassembling any possible resistance to Russia.
He is making the world weaker, and Russia stronger.
Everything he does is just playing directly into Putin's hand.
He's not just selling out America, he's selling out all of the democratic nations, in favor Russia.
February 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Everything is for sale now.
February 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
February 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Shitler.
February 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM