Molly <3
@guacamolllly.bsky.social
She/her
25• VA • 🏳️🌈
No feeling is final
25• VA • 🏳️🌈
No feeling is final
Glinda is a comphet lesbian who hasn’t figured it out
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Glinda is a comphet lesbian who hasn’t figured it out
Hey guys just checking in to say despite it all I am happy
November 16, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hey guys just checking in to say despite it all I am happy
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it’s gonna smell so good in here
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
it’s gonna smell so good in here
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No better time to DM your crushes!
JUST IN: Trump says he has instructed the Department of Defense to start testing our nuclear weapons
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
No better time to DM your crushes!
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i’ve got a disease and doctor said the only cure is a woman falling asleep on my chest
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i’ve got a disease and doctor said the only cure is a woman falling asleep on my chest
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does Dracula need to be invited inside HomeGoods or can he enter freely? what about Waffle House??
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
does Dracula need to be invited inside HomeGoods or can he enter freely? what about Waffle House??
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
Got a stupid respiratory infection and couldn’t go to the lesbian Halloween party last night fuck my loser dyke life
November 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got a stupid respiratory infection and couldn’t go to the lesbian Halloween party last night fuck my loser dyke life
Is it just me or were there a lot more kids being cops this year than last
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Is it just me or were there a lot more kids being cops this year than last
I don’t promote violence but goddamn I wanna punch the stupid outta this person
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I don’t promote violence but goddamn I wanna punch the stupid outta this person
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getting labs done to check my pretty boy swag levels
October 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
getting labs done to check my pretty boy swag levels
Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend never had a slim Jim
October 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Whoever said diamonds are a girls best friend never had a slim Jim
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i am a girl who loves trinkets
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
i am a girl who loves trinkets
Did yall know Tarzan got shot?
September 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Did yall know Tarzan got shot?
Told my friends I’m going through lesbian puberty bc I can’t stop laughing at dick jokes
September 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Told my friends I’m going through lesbian puberty bc I can’t stop laughing at dick jokes
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Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
September 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Good morning to you 🌞 from the Southern Coast on the
Came out to my parents this weekend! They were actually great about it (yay!)
September 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Came out to my parents this weekend! They were actually great about it (yay!)
My loss? Babe I’m a 5’11 lesbian who catches bugs in the house and takes them outside
September 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My loss? Babe I’m a 5’11 lesbian who catches bugs in the house and takes them outside
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Women don’t miss their ex they miss one direction
March 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Women don’t miss their ex they miss one direction
‘I’m like Nancy drew if she had big boobs and a paddleboard’
August 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
‘I’m like Nancy drew if she had big boobs and a paddleboard’
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Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.
August 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Took some time off to reorganize my mental illnesses.
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Once in NYC my bag tore and my wallet fell out without my noticing. A week later I got a call from an older woman who said she’d found it and was trying to track me down for a while but at first she only found a mailing address for my dad and wouldn’t send it there because she’d “never trust a man”
August 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Once in NYC my bag tore and my wallet fell out without my noticing. A week later I got a call from an older woman who said she’d found it and was trying to track me down for a while but at first she only found a mailing address for my dad and wouldn’t send it there because she’d “never trust a man”
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You ain't gotta love gavin but love that he's speeding up that muhfucka's decline.
August 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You ain't gotta love gavin but love that he's speeding up that muhfucka's decline.
Laughing at Mormon memes then realizing I did that shit
August 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Laughing at Mormon memes then realizing I did that shit