Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine
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Man.
I'm sitting here waiting for my little Caesars & the middle school I went to is across the street.
Kids are outside during recess & I realized that was 33 years ago for me.
I remember my teacher let me go outside during the ice storm we had in 92 because it was the first time I'd seen snow.
I'm sitting here waiting for my little Caesars & the middle school I went to is across the street.
Kids are outside during recess & I realized that was 33 years ago for me.
I remember my teacher let me go outside during the ice storm we had in 92 because it was the first time I'd seen snow.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Man.
I'm sitting here waiting for my little Caesars & the middle school I went to is across the street.
Kids are outside during recess & I realized that was 33 years ago for me.
I remember my teacher let me go outside during the ice storm we had in 92 because it was the first time I'd seen snow.
I'm sitting here waiting for my little Caesars & the middle school I went to is across the street.
Kids are outside during recess & I realized that was 33 years ago for me.
I remember my teacher let me go outside during the ice storm we had in 92 because it was the first time I'd seen snow.
Deport the fucks to hell.
An ICE employee was among 16 men arrested after trying to solicit a minor for sex in Bloomington, Minnesota, police say
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges said during a press conference. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Deport the fucks to hell.
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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
'Noem should resign over this': Fury over alleged DHS 'child kidnapping and trafficking'
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.ProPublica recently reported on the DHS raid on an apartment building that was al...
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November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem should resign and be criminally charged, according to critics who seized on a report revealing that zero people who were arrested in a high-profile raid were charged with a crime.
Our shitty power grid strikes again.
First it broke my PS4.
Now it broke my older tv.
Clear ass morning.
Power goes out, tv pops.
AWESOME!
First it broke my PS4.
Now it broke my older tv.
Clear ass morning.
Power goes out, tv pops.
AWESOME!
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Our shitty power grid strikes again.
First it broke my PS4.
Now it broke my older tv.
Clear ass morning.
Power goes out, tv pops.
AWESOME!
First it broke my PS4.
Now it broke my older tv.
Clear ass morning.
Power goes out, tv pops.
AWESOME!
My Dad would've been 72 today.
He only made it to 64.
Happy birthday old man.
He only made it to 64.
Happy birthday old man.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My Dad would've been 72 today.
He only made it to 64.
Happy birthday old man.
He only made it to 64.
Happy birthday old man.
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
Man, my nurses sent me a get well card.
They were amazing & I appreciated all of them.
They were amazing & I appreciated all of them.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Man, my nurses sent me a get well card.
They were amazing & I appreciated all of them.
They were amazing & I appreciated all of them.
Nyx actually let me hold him.
He usually just hops on my chest & walks around for 10 minutes, head butting me & making biscuits.
A win is a win.
He usually just hops on my chest & walks around for 10 minutes, head butting me & making biscuits.
A win is a win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Nyx actually let me hold him.
He usually just hops on my chest & walks around for 10 minutes, head butting me & making biscuits.
A win is a win.
He usually just hops on my chest & walks around for 10 minutes, head butting me & making biscuits.
A win is a win.
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There were no government shutdowns when Joe Biden was President.
The orange felon now owns the first and second longest government shutdowns in US history because he doesn’t give a single flying fuck whether or not people suffer or starve or lose everything or die.
The orange felon now owns the first and second longest government shutdowns in US history because he doesn’t give a single flying fuck whether or not people suffer or starve or lose everything or die.
November 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
There were no government shutdowns when Joe Biden was President.
The orange felon now owns the first and second longest government shutdowns in US history because he doesn’t give a single flying fuck whether or not people suffer or starve or lose everything or die.
The orange felon now owns the first and second longest government shutdowns in US history because he doesn’t give a single flying fuck whether or not people suffer or starve or lose everything or die.
Is the ac in your house whistling?
It's probably your filter.
It's either clogged or not sitting firm enough & it moves when the ac is on.
I put a wrench on that shit.
No more whistling & probably saved myself a few hundred bucks to have someone come out & lie to me.
It's probably your filter.
It's either clogged or not sitting firm enough & it moves when the ac is on.
I put a wrench on that shit.
No more whistling & probably saved myself a few hundred bucks to have someone come out & lie to me.
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Is the ac in your house whistling?
It's probably your filter.
It's either clogged or not sitting firm enough & it moves when the ac is on.
I put a wrench on that shit.
No more whistling & probably saved myself a few hundred bucks to have someone come out & lie to me.
It's probably your filter.
It's either clogged or not sitting firm enough & it moves when the ac is on.
I put a wrench on that shit.
No more whistling & probably saved myself a few hundred bucks to have someone come out & lie to me.
A win is a win.
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84 on.ft.com/3JsCATR
Former US vice-president Dick Cheney dies aged 84
Republican played influential role in decisions to invade Afghanistan and Iraq
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November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
A win is a win.
Bet Kamala Harris wouldn't be doing nuclear tests.
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Bet Kamala Harris wouldn't be doing nuclear tests.
Man, Atlas had a bad dream.
He was in asleep in his crate & barked then ran to me for hugs & love for like 5 minutes.
I told him to get up on the couch next to me & go back to sleep because I'm here & he did.
He was in asleep in his crate & barked then ran to me for hugs & love for like 5 minutes.
I told him to get up on the couch next to me & go back to sleep because I'm here & he did.
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October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Man, Atlas had a bad dream.
He was in asleep in his crate & barked then ran to me for hugs & love for like 5 minutes.
I told him to get up on the couch next to me & go back to sleep because I'm here & he did.
He was in asleep in his crate & barked then ran to me for hugs & love for like 5 minutes.
I told him to get up on the couch next to me & go back to sleep because I'm here & he did.
Thank yall for the love & healing vibes over this past week.
It helped me out a lot.
Still gettin my strength back but at least I'm still here.
It helped me out a lot.
Still gettin my strength back but at least I'm still here.
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October 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Thank yall for the love & healing vibes over this past week.
It helped me out a lot.
Still gettin my strength back but at least I'm still here.
It helped me out a lot.
Still gettin my strength back but at least I'm still here.
Being in a hospital bed for 6 days has drained the absolute shit outta me.
This shit sucks.
This shit sucks.
October 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Being in a hospital bed for 6 days has drained the absolute shit outta me.
This shit sucks.
This shit sucks.
I just got out the hospital & they wanna charge me almost $2k for my fuckin antibiotics.
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just got out the hospital & they wanna charge me almost $2k for my fuckin antibiotics.
Worst part of this hospital stay?
One, maybe two nurses has worn a mask.
Now I have a cough.
One, maybe two nurses has worn a mask.
Now I have a cough.
October 12, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Worst part of this hospital stay?
One, maybe two nurses has worn a mask.
Now I have a cough.
One, maybe two nurses has worn a mask.
Now I have a cough.
They said it's cellulitis in my leg & they have me on some strong ass antibiotics now.
My heart rate is under 100 again & my blood pressure is normal.
Gonna probably be here for 4 days though.
My heart rate is under 100 again & my blood pressure is normal.
Gonna probably be here for 4 days though.
October 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
They said it's cellulitis in my leg & they have me on some strong ass antibiotics now.
My heart rate is under 100 again & my blood pressure is normal.
Gonna probably be here for 4 days though.
My heart rate is under 100 again & my blood pressure is normal.
Gonna probably be here for 4 days though.
In the hospital.
Was severely dehydrated & they think it's an infection somewhere.
Was severely dehydrated & they think it's an infection somewhere.
October 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
In the hospital.
Was severely dehydrated & they think it's an infection somewhere.
Was severely dehydrated & they think it's an infection somewhere.
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I hope you'll take a moment for these beautiful parting words from the incomparable Jane Goodall.
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
October 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I hope you'll take a moment for these beautiful parting words from the incomparable Jane Goodall.
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
(And she threw in a little salt for the evil ones, too)
My sister retired in June & still hasn't gotten her first retirement check.
This fuckin government...
This fuckin government...
October 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My sister retired in June & still hasn't gotten her first retirement check.
This fuckin government...
This fuckin government...
A surprise to no one Black.
Black folks aren't goin around hanging themselves.
Since the police tried to cover it up, you KNOW their asses were involved.
Hell, they probably even got their hands dirty.
Black folks aren't goin around hanging themselves.
Since the police tried to cover it up, you KNOW their asses were involved.
Hell, they probably even got their hands dirty.
This was the autopsy paid for by Colin Kaepernick. We knew this.
Second autopsy reveals Trey Reeds was murdered despite false reports of suicide.
Trey Reed was found dead hanging from a tree on the campus of Delta State University, which is located in Cleveland, Mississippi.
Second autopsy reveals Trey Reeds was murdered despite false reports of suicide.
Trey Reed was found dead hanging from a tree on the campus of Delta State University, which is located in Cleveland, Mississippi.
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A surprise to no one Black.
Black folks aren't goin around hanging themselves.
Since the police tried to cover it up, you KNOW their asses were involved.
Hell, they probably even got their hands dirty.
Black folks aren't goin around hanging themselves.
Since the police tried to cover it up, you KNOW their asses were involved.
Hell, they probably even got their hands dirty.
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White people legit have a sitting president and his goons waging war against the American people and they just like eh, it’s Friday lol very unserious people.
October 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
White people legit have a sitting president and his goons waging war against the American people and they just like eh, it’s Friday lol very unserious people.
Just one?
Final Fantasy XIV
Final Fantasy XIV
Name a Videogame you've played 100 hours.
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just one?
Final Fantasy XIV
Final Fantasy XIV
This shit made me audibly gasp.
We're rapture babies!
We're rapture babies!
October 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
This shit made me audibly gasp.
We're rapture babies!
We're rapture babies!