George Tankersley 🍄
@gtank.bsky.social
You can't hide secrets from the future with math, but I try.
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LIVE FROM SOFÍA BULGARIA, IT'S REAL WORLD CRYPTO! #realworldcrypto
March 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
LIVE FROM SOFÍA BULGARIA, IT'S REAL WORLD CRYPTO! #realworldcrypto
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LIVE FROM TORONTO, IT'S #REALWORLDCRYPTO!
March 25, 2024 at 1:28 PM
LIVE FROM TORONTO, IT'S #REALWORLDCRYPTO!
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Next is the Best Early Career Paper: “Fully Adaptive Schnorr Threshold Signatures” by Elizabeth Crites, @chelseakomlo.bsky.social, and Mary Maller (eprint.iacr.org/2023/445)
August 22, 2023 at 4:28 PM
Next is the Best Early Career Paper: “Fully Adaptive Schnorr Threshold Signatures” by Elizabeth Crites, @chelseakomlo.bsky.social, and Mary Maller (eprint.iacr.org/2023/445)
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I like big boats and I can not lie
You other boaters can't deny
That when a boat floats in
To an itty bitty space
And gets roundly stuck in place
You get HUN-
-dreds of posts right out, cuz you notice that boat was STUCK
You other boaters can't deny
That when a boat floats in
To an itty bitty space
And gets roundly stuck in place
You get HUN-
-dreds of posts right out, cuz you notice that boat was STUCK
May 17, 2023 at 3:58 PM
I like big boats and I can not lie
You other boaters can't deny
That when a boat floats in
To an itty bitty space
And gets roundly stuck in place
You get HUN-
-dreds of posts right out, cuz you notice that boat was STUCK
You other boaters can't deny
That when a boat floats in
To an itty bitty space
And gets roundly stuck in place
You get HUN-
-dreds of posts right out, cuz you notice that boat was STUCK
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Zelda, but also life
There are so many fun threads I'm finding scattered throughout the world that I haven't figured out how to pull yet 😄
May 16, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Zelda, but also life
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linear algebra legend gilbert strang just taught his last lecture at MIT
he is also the author of the best acknowledgments section in a math textbook ever
he is also the author of the best acknowledgments section in a math textbook ever
May 16, 2023 at 5:26 AM
linear algebra legend gilbert strang just taught his last lecture at MIT
he is also the author of the best acknowledgments section in a math textbook ever
he is also the author of the best acknowledgments section in a math textbook ever
Imagine @jay.bsky.team all casual asking "Hey Paul, any big plans today? Just checking" at every standup forever
I mentioned to @jay.bsky.team how badly the users want to see my butt and she reeeeeally went out of her way to make sure I wasnt thinking about doing it, so the jury's still out on that one
May 15, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Imagine @jay.bsky.team all casual asking "Hey Paul, any big plans today? Just checking" at every standup forever
Personal brand is so last platform
May 13, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Personal brand is so last platform
ok but if it WERE a crypto scam of course they'd lure us in with some reasonable technical points and an impeccably gracious front man
May 10, 2023 at 3:06 AM
ok but if it WERE a crypto scam of course they'd lure us in with some reasonable technical points and an impeccably gracious front man
Refuse to accept that NIST standard peanut butter is creamy
Eating the Forbidden Peanut Butter, at $1107 per jar
May 9, 2023 at 1:33 AM
Refuse to accept that NIST standard peanut butter is creamy
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hire me
I pushed Twitter to encrypt its DMs for years and they never listened. If Bluesky does implement DMs, I hope it's different this time around.
Bluesky would win with end-to-end encrypted DMs
May 5, 2023 at 4:55 PM
hire me
Can't say I'm here for mushrooms then not post shroom 🍄🍄🍄
May 4, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Can't say I'm here for mushrooms then not post shroom 🍄🍄🍄
"No known attacks"
> we decided not to use this hash function, because it is only three weeks old
real missed chance to be a zk deployment speed meme
real missed chance to be a zk deployment speed meme
May 3, 2023 at 6:18 PM
"No known attacks"
Bitcoin
i got a PR email telling me that "the price of cocaine has not been affected by inflation," not really sure what they are pitching
May 2, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Bitcoin
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a good feature would be "mute this user for x amount of time" for if someone is liveskeeting a show or something, but you want to see them again after
May 1, 2023 at 10:05 PM
a good feature would be "mute this user for x amount of time" for if someone is liveskeeting a show or something, but you want to see them again after
The bar to post on here is just so high
ducks are even cuter than chickens, yeah
i tried to diaper my ducklings so they could be in the house all the time — they were skeptical
i tried to diaper my ducklings so they could be in the house all the time — they were skeptical
May 1, 2023 at 1:08 AM
The bar to post on here is just so high
Love this idea, very Mieville. "The Skyline & the Skyline"
April 29, 2023 at 11:38 PM
Love this idea, very Mieville. "The Skyline & the Skyline"
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Lexicon? Merkle search trees? Self certifying data? Whoa buddy you must’ve hit your head pretty hard back there. Grab a beer, tacos are on the way, we’re playing corn hole
April 29, 2023 at 10:03 PM
Lexicon? Merkle search trees? Self certifying data? Whoa buddy you must’ve hit your head pretty hard back there. Grab a beer, tacos are on the way, we’re playing corn hole
More fun, less discourse
April 29, 2023 at 7:34 PM
More fun, less discourse
Welp. There goes my job, might as well post https://eprint.iacr.org/2023/606
Novel Approach to Cryptography Implementation using ChatGPT
eprint.iacr.org
April 29, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Welp. There goes my job, might as well post https://eprint.iacr.org/2023/606
Just spent a minute flailing around for my likes history before I realized we don't have those here yet. Free to love everything in a state of permanent tab bankruptcy
April 15, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Just spent a minute flailing around for my likes history before I realized we don't have those here yet. Free to love everything in a state of permanent tab bankruptcy
hear there's good vibes on here
April 13, 2023 at 12:28 AM
hear there's good vibes on here