Brian Engler
@growhighlow.bsky.social
Vegetable breeding enthusiast • Regenerative Ag groupie • Digital Plumber (Azure, C#, SQL, etc.) • West Seattle
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Cracks me up when I try to use Google's voice to text while I'm listening to an interview. Listening to Coach MacDonald's Monday press conference and accidentally searched for "Brown Basmati instant pot in the second half"
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Cracks me up when I try to use Google's voice to text while I'm listening to an interview. Listening to Coach MacDonald's Monday press conference and accidentally searched for "Brown Basmati instant pot in the second half"
This is your miner's lettuce.
This is your miner's lettuce on...raccoons.
🌱
This is your miner's lettuce on...raccoons.
🌱
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is your miner's lettuce.
This is your miner's lettuce on...raccoons.
🌱
This is your miner's lettuce on...raccoons.
🌱
Why, in the year 2025, do coaches still need to get the refs attention to call a timeout?
Shouldn't there be an app for that?
Shouldn't there be an app for that?
November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Why, in the year 2025, do coaches still need to get the refs attention to call a timeout?
Shouldn't there be an app for that?
Shouldn't there be an app for that?
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16?
Full album: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Full album: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What perfect album came out the year I turned 16?
Full album: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Full album: youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
I used to explain technical concepts to executives for a living.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I used to explain technical concepts to executives for a living.
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Lucky for the Seahawks, they’re playing the [checks timeline] Senate Democrats this week.
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Lucky for the Seahawks, they’re playing the [checks timeline] Senate Democrats this week.
It's interesting how the Cardinals are adjusting, kind of playing keep away with the really aggressive swarming of the Seahawks to get big plays.
November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's interesting how the Cardinals are adjusting, kind of playing keep away with the really aggressive swarming of the Seahawks to get big plays.
This team is ridiculous
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This team is ridiculous
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The Seahawks now lead 28-0 with 14:08 left in the first half. They've run only 16 offensive plays so far.
November 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Seahawks now lead 28-0 with 14:08 left in the first half. They've run only 16 offensive plays so far.
To be fair, he asked for a "snazzy outfit" but his tailor is hard of hearing.
If it looks like a Nazi, squawks like a Nazi, and walks like a Nazi... hmm, maybe it's a Nazi. 🤔
(Gregory Bovino, Trump's top Border Patrol goon)
(Gregory Bovino, Trump's top Border Patrol goon)
November 3, 2025 at 4:37 AM
To be fair, he asked for a "snazzy outfit" but his tailor is hard of hearing.
I hope Jayden Daniels injury is less serious than it looked.
November 3, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I hope Jayden Daniels injury is less serious than it looked.
I'm okay with Martyball with a 31 point lead
November 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I'm okay with Martyball with a 31 point lead
Change one letter, ruin a candy
AlmondJob
AlmondJob
Change one letter, ruin a candy
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy
SweeFarts
SweeFarts
October 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
AlmondJob
AlmondJob
These monkeys party
Monkeys escape after truck carrying them crashes; infected with COVID, herpes, hepatitis
They are aggressive, officials said.
www.wsbtv.com
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
These monkeys party
Since I can't buy seeds for it (because the crows gifted it to me) I let the Miner's Lettuce go to seed so I could be sure to have plenty of seedlings for next year.
I think it worked.🌱
I think it worked.🌱
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Since I can't buy seeds for it (because the crows gifted it to me) I let the Miner's Lettuce go to seed so I could be sure to have plenty of seedlings for next year.
I think it worked.🌱
I think it worked.🌱
I blame the parents
Sea Otters Are Stealing Surfboards in California. Again.
Sea Otters Are Stealing Surfboards in California. Again.
Two years after Otter 841 menaced wave riders near Santa Cruz, there have been new encounters between the furry marine mammals and surfers.
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I blame the parents
Make a movie food:
Dude Where's My Caramel?
Dude Where's My Caramel?
Make a movie food:
The Men Who Stare At Goat Cheese
The Men Who Stare At Goat Cheese
Make a movie food:
The Lambshank Reception
The Lambshank Reception
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Make a movie food:
Dude Where's My Caramel?
Dude Where's My Caramel?
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My sister wanted to come inside and my father said, "a little rain never hurt anybody."
Which is how to this day my sister will never let my dad live down the time he ordered them out to play in the volcano. /end
Which is how to this day my sister will never let my dad live down the time he ordered them out to play in the volcano. /end
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My sister wanted to come inside and my father said, "a little rain never hurt anybody."
Which is how to this day my sister will never let my dad live down the time he ordered them out to play in the volcano. /end
Which is how to this day my sister will never let my dad live down the time he ordered them out to play in the volcano. /end
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#Oregon: Just months after the historic removal of four major dams on the Klamath River, scientists and tribal leaders are stunned by what they’re seeing—salmon are returning in far greater numbers, and much faster, than anyone expected. www.activenorcal.com/salmon-are-s...
Salmon Are Surging Far Beyond Expectations After Klamath River Dam Removal
Just months after the historic removal of four major dams on the Klamath River, scientists and tribal leaders are stunned by what they’re seeing—salmon are returning in far greater numbers, and much f...
www.activenorcal.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#Oregon: Just months after the historic removal of four major dams on the Klamath River, scientists and tribal leaders are stunned by what they’re seeing—salmon are returning in far greater numbers, and much faster, than anyone expected. www.activenorcal.com/salmon-are-s...
"The end comes, and then drums, drum circles in the deep… they are...dancing? We think. They're not exactly well-coordinated..."
You fear to go among normal people. The groypers delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm...inflatable frogs and swing voters.
October 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"The end comes, and then drums, drum circles in the deep… they are...dancing? We think. They're not exactly well-coordinated..."