Some Random Susan
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).
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Congratulations Seattle, you earned it
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Congratulations Seattle, you earned it
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Red Sox this week…
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Red Sox this week…
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
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Even though that little boy wasn’t actually Liam I’m glad so many people thought it was because that means they are paying attention to ICE’s crimes
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Even though that little boy wasn’t actually Liam I’m glad so many people thought it was because that means they are paying attention to ICE’s crimes
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
[starts Googling “when do pitchers and catchers report?]
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
[starts Googling “when do pitchers and catchers report?]
Drake Maye out there trying to play this game by himself
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Drake Maye out there trying to play this game by himself
People forget that being a Patriots fan used to be much more like this all the time
Ok we have now entered The Bitter End, also known as the part of the game when it’s clear there is no way but we are obligated to watch silently and complete our ritual suffering as penance
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
People forget that being a Patriots fan used to be much more like this all the time
Somehow MAGA will find a reason to hate family values to spite Bad Bunny
Variety confirms the wedding in Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show was real
Bad Bunny Stuns the Super Bowl With Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin and a Real Wedding Ceremony as Pedro Pascal, Jessica Alba and More Party on Stage
Bad Bunny staged a Super Bowl Halftime performance for the ages on Sunday, with Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, an elaborate set and a real wedding.
variety.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Somehow MAGA will find a reason to hate family values to spite Bad Bunny
Ok we have now entered The Bitter End, also known as the part of the game when it’s clear there is no way but we are obligated to watch silently and complete our ritual suffering as penance
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Ok we have now entered The Bitter End, also known as the part of the game when it’s clear there is no way but we are obligated to watch silently and complete our ritual suffering as penance
The rest of the world sees us as some dynasty team but this is in fact how we see ourselves as fans
the new england patriots, a long-suffering fan base, with more super bowl losses than any other during my lifetime
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
The rest of the world sees us as some dynasty team but this is in fact how we see ourselves as fans
[sound of air hissing through my teeth]
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
[sound of air hissing through my teeth]
It’s that point in the game where mathematically, it is possible despite being highly unlikely
We will all stop breathing now
We will all stop breathing now
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It’s that point in the game where mathematically, it is possible despite being highly unlikely
We will all stop breathing now
We will all stop breathing now
This is where seasoned New England fans recognize they are trying to kill us.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This is where seasoned New England fans recognize they are trying to kill us.
Rest of the world, you may not realize this, but the majority of Red Sox / New England fans hate ‘Sweet Caroline’.
That was never a thing before the John Henry ownership era
Please stop.
That was never a thing before the John Henry ownership era
Please stop.
February 9, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Rest of the world, you may not realize this, but the majority of Red Sox / New England fans hate ‘Sweet Caroline’.
That was never a thing before the John Henry ownership era
Please stop.
That was never a thing before the John Henry ownership era
Please stop.
I should have been more specific when I wished out loud for a turnover.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I should have been more specific when I wished out loud for a turnover.
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
The production value of that halftime show was ASTONISHING
This is the first Super Bowl halftime show I can think of that was made to look actually cinematic and it ruled
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
The production value of that halftime show was ASTONISHING
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well that's cool as hell
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
well that's cool as hell
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If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
Washington’s Corruption Has Created Another Humanitarian Crisis in Puerto Rico
The island’s earthquakes are its latest man-made disaster.
slate.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
If you didn’t catch the significance of the exploding transformers in Bad Bunny’s halftime show, I gotcha. Here’s one of a bunch of pieces I wrote from/on Puerto Rico about the crisis—and Trump’s role in it. slate.com/news-and-pol...
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Just a few weeks ago, the administration cancelled all remaining department of energy grid resilience projects in Puerto Rico. All of them. www.latitudemedia.com/news/the-end...
The end of DOE’s grid work in Puerto Rico
The Trump administration has canceled all eight of the remaining awards devoted to distributed energy on the island.
www.latitudemedia.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Just a few weeks ago, the administration cancelled all remaining department of energy grid resilience projects in Puerto Rico. All of them. www.latitudemedia.com/news/the-end...
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It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
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I interpreted it differently - the start of the set was in a sugarcane plantation, which was the original purpose for the Puerto Rico colony, and using enslaved labor - the power lines are a reference to PR's failing power grid, which has been experiencing chronic blackouts since hurricane Maria
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I interpreted it differently - the start of the set was in a sugarcane plantation, which was the original purpose for the Puerto Rico colony, and using enslaved labor - the power lines are a reference to PR's failing power grid, which has been experiencing chronic blackouts since hurricane Maria
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“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
“If I’m here at Super Bowl LX, it’s because I never stopped believing in myself. You should never stop believing in yourself either. It’s worth more than you think.” —Bad Bunny
I don’t even care what happens now, this is EVERYTHING
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I don’t even care what happens now, this is EVERYTHING