Some Random Susan
@anysusan.bsky.social
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).
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A reminder that this account is committed to nonviolent protest.
I will block all threats of violence, overt or implied
I will block all threats of violence, overt or implied
Words I didn’t expect would ever come out of my mouth:
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Words I didn’t expect would ever come out of my mouth:
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
Telling my kids this actually is the fastest, most reliable way to determine compatibility, like it or not
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Choremancing: is this the best way to date – or the death of romance?
You could do the weekly shop on your own, or you could turn it into the ultimate compatibility test by inviting a date along. And there’s always that flatpack furniture to assemble ...
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Telling my kids this actually is the fastest, most reliable way to determine compatibility, like it or not
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Well this is terrible
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, a founding member of Sacramento alt-rock outfit Cake, has died. Friends honored the guitarist, who wrote the band's enduring hit 'The Distance.'
www.latimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Well this is terrible
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"It was a billion dollar sex trafficking ring."
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
"It was a billion dollar sex trafficking ring."
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
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Rep. Raskin: “Epstein’s lawyers quoted Trump as saying Jeffrey Epstein was not a member of Mar-a-Lago, but he was a guest at Mar-a-Lago, but had never been asked to leave. That was redacted for some indeterminate, inscrutable reason.”
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Rep. Raskin: “Epstein’s lawyers quoted Trump as saying Jeffrey Epstein was not a member of Mar-a-Lago, but he was a guest at Mar-a-Lago, but had never been asked to leave. That was redacted for some indeterminate, inscrutable reason.”
“Epstein had been a guest at Mar-a-Lago but he had never been asked to leave” -info shared by Jamie Raskin after reviewing unredacted Epstein files
Incompetence and Malevolence. Is there a good portmanteau for it?
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“Epstein had been a guest at Mar-a-Lago but he had never been asked to leave” -info shared by Jamie Raskin after reviewing unredacted Epstein files
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🧵Those dunking on Kraft because of Epstein should know the Seahawks are owned by the Paul J Allen Trust. The late Paul Allen shows up in the Epstein files because of mutual interest in science & philanthropy. So not 'ewww' like Kraft, but ewww-adjacent. All after Epstein's 2008 conviction.
![Copy of email of 20 March 2014 cced to Paul Allen Institute and Paul Allen about tour of Paul Allen brain institute in Seattle - text :
Good morning! Jeffrey is delighted he can come by for a tour today (or following his appointment with Bill Gates). He will be bringing along with him Steve Sinofsky and [REDACTED]and [REDACTED] provided me with the address and phone number of the lab. Any other details I should know? I will make sure everyone has id. [REDACTED]
SENT FROM MY IPHONE](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4p2civbp5qvabihjsxaquen2/bafkreidezbqqkl233cqywcy6vtormx6njvzodj7kurnvkk3ri6vdfzbbk4@jpeg)
![Email of March 19, 2014 to someone named Laura - email addresses in to/from redacted. Subject is 'Jeffrey Epstein '
Body:
Hello Lauren. Jeffrey requested I touch base with you to get specifics of tomorrow's meeting with Bill! Might you be able to pass the details to me? Also, Jeffrey ran into Paul Allen the other day and Paul had mentioned to Jeffrey he must to by to see his "mouse/brain project. "...Jeffrey would very much like to take Paul up on this but has no contact information for him...Might you be able to provide? Jeffrey is hoping he could go up after his meeting with Bill tomorrow...
Thanks!
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![Email of 13 Nov 2012 from [REDACTED] to Epstein- subject.Re: Urgent questions
Allen made studied the human brain but please explain to me what you have in mind "to discover something grand?"
[REDACTED]
Founder President
(Copy of Epstein email this is a reply to, also Nov 13 2012)
Why image the mouse brain, when you can fo a human ...as only less than 5000 people have made the largest majority of what the civilized world has accomplished, machines, medince, x-rays etc. why not try to discover something grand? third questions would you like to see my pussy
(Copy of earlier email from redacted person that Epstein replied to also Nov 13, 2012)
Hello dear Jeffrey
What would be the three questions you would ask Paul Allen if you were meeting him today?
Much love,
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
Founder President
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February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
🧵Those dunking on Kraft because of Epstein should know the Seahawks are owned by the Paul J Allen Trust. The late Paul Allen shows up in the Epstein files because of mutual interest in science & philanthropy. So not 'ewww' like Kraft, but ewww-adjacent. All after Epstein's 2008 conviction.
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LONDON (AP) — Palace says King Charles III will support police who are assessing reports that ex-Prince Andrew gave files to Epstein.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
LONDON (AP) — Palace says King Charles III will support police who are assessing reports that ex-Prince Andrew gave files to Epstein.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Art of the steal!
Okay lol this is funny. The deal is reportedly $14bn, which is way below consensus on what it's worth (maybe, say $40bn). The reason is that they're not selling the whole economic interest.
*BYTEDANCE TO GET ABOUT 50% OF TIKTOK US PROFIT UNDER TRUMP DEAL
*BYTEDANCE TO GET ABOUT 50% OF TIKTOK US PROFIT UNDER TRUMP DEAL
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Art of the steal!
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Ariane de Rothschild ousted her husband as CEO of his family’s storied bank, negotiated a big DOJ settlement and examined several mergers
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
How the house of Rothschild became entangled with Epstein
Swiss private bank Edmond de Rothschild was in trouble. Ariane de Rothschild turned to Jeffrey Epstein
www.ft.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Ariane de Rothschild ousted her husband as CEO of his family’s storied bank, negotiated a big DOJ settlement and examined several mergers
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
Is this thing on?
PLEASE DO NOT USE CHATBOTS TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO THE ER
PLEASE DO NOT USE CHATBOTS TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO THE ER
“In an extreme case, two users sent very similar messages describing symptoms of a subarachnoid hemorrhage but were given opposite advice,” the study’s authors wrote. “One user was told to lie down in a dark room, and the other user was given the correct recommendation to seek emergency care.”
Chatbots Make Terrible Doctors, New Study Finds
Chatbots provided incorrect, conflicting medical advice, researchers found: “Despite all the hype, AI just isn't ready to take on the role of the physician.”
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Is this thing on?
PLEASE DO NOT USE CHATBOTS TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO THE ER
PLEASE DO NOT USE CHATBOTS TO DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO THE ER
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This morning, Ghislaine Maxwell refused to testify before the House Oversight committee unless President Trump pardoned her.
She’s made her choice: she will protect pedophiles and sex traffickers over survivors — a disgusting display of morals. We are not giving up until justice is delivered.
She’s made her choice: she will protect pedophiles and sex traffickers over survivors — a disgusting display of morals. We are not giving up until justice is delivered.
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This morning, Ghislaine Maxwell refused to testify before the House Oversight committee unless President Trump pardoned her.
She’s made her choice: she will protect pedophiles and sex traffickers over survivors — a disgusting display of morals. We are not giving up until justice is delivered.
She’s made her choice: she will protect pedophiles and sex traffickers over survivors — a disgusting display of morals. We are not giving up until justice is delivered.
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“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
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"Jeffrey Epstein was secretly pulling the strings at a key Rothschild bank" is a statement that would have had you branded a conspiracy theorist until recently.
It is a fairly accurate summary of our weekend FT story on the bombshell revelations in the Epstein files, however.
It is a fairly accurate summary of our weekend FT story on the bombshell revelations in the Epstein files, however.
Ariane de Rothschild ousted her husband as CEO of his family’s storied bank, negotiated a big DOJ settlement and examined several mergers
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
How the house of Rothschild became entangled with Epstein
Swiss private bank Edmond de Rothschild was in trouble. Ariane de Rothschild turned to Jeffrey Epstein
www.ft.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
"Jeffrey Epstein was secretly pulling the strings at a key Rothschild bank" is a statement that would have had you branded a conspiracy theorist until recently.
It is a fairly accurate summary of our weekend FT story on the bombshell revelations in the Epstein files, however.
It is a fairly accurate summary of our weekend FT story on the bombshell revelations in the Epstein files, however.
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NEW
Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is at the Justice Dept office to review unreleased Epstein files.
Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is at the Justice Dept office to review unreleased Epstein files.
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
NEW
Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is at the Justice Dept office to review unreleased Epstein files.
Rep Jamie Raskin (D-MD) is at the Justice Dept office to review unreleased Epstein files.
Ya think Trump knows Columbus didn’t speak English?
February 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Ya think Trump knows Columbus didn’t speak English?
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it's weird to see people complain about Bad Bunny's performance being in Spanish when there have been entire operas in Italian, German and French performed in the US and the top song of the last two years, K-Pop Demon Hunters' "Golden" has lyrics in Korean
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
it's weird to see people complain about Bad Bunny's performance being in Spanish when there have been entire operas in Italian, German and French performed in the US and the top song of the last two years, K-Pop Demon Hunters' "Golden" has lyrics in Korean
So many people who said they weren’t going to watch Bad Bunny are telling on themselves today
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
So many people who said they weren’t going to watch Bad Bunny are telling on themselves today
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i think people mad about bad bunny’s performance have never been forced to consider that not everything is for you
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
i think people mad about bad bunny’s performance have never been forced to consider that not everything is for you
Congratulations Seattle, you earned it
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Congratulations Seattle, you earned it
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Red Sox this week…
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Red Sox this week…
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
* Monday: first Alex Cora news conference (11:30 a.m.)
* Tuesday: first official workout for pitchers and catchers
* Wednesday: Craig Breslow start-of-camp news conference
* Sunday: Sam Kennedy start-of-camp news conference and first full-squad workout
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Even though that little boy wasn’t actually Liam I’m glad so many people thought it was because that means they are paying attention to ICE’s crimes
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Even though that little boy wasn’t actually Liam I’m glad so many people thought it was because that means they are paying attention to ICE’s crimes
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this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
Doocy: "The new face of RealFood .gov is Mike Tyson. How did you settle on someone who was most famous for eating Evander Holyfield's ear?"
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
RFK Jr.: "Brett Ratner who helped produce the ad had a lifelong friendship with him."
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
this is so funny because it's like, oh my god, what an awful question for a news show. and then wham the answer is so much worse somehow
[starts Googling “when do pitchers and catchers report?]
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 AM
[starts Googling “when do pitchers and catchers report?]