Some Random Susan
@anysusan.bsky.social
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).
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A reminder that this account is committed to nonviolent protest.
I will block all threats of violence, overt or implied
I will block all threats of violence, overt or implied
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I know, I know, stop being so naive, but this is utterly fucking outrageous.
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Local police aid ICE by tapping school cameras amid Trump’s immigration crackdown
Local police assisted federal immigration agents by repeatedly searching school cameras that record license plate numbers, data show
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I know, I know, stop being so naive, but this is utterly fucking outrageous.
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
@ablativmeatshld.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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JUDGE JOHNSTON: “Today, immigrants are being detained without due process. Tomorrow, under the Government’s interpretation of the law, American citizens could be subject to the same .. This Court will not allow such an unraveling of the Constitution.”
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February 10, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
February 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Schumer: ball’s in your court
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain
Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls
Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families
Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules
If you’re a parent and you have not had the talk with your kid about the evils of Mr. Beast, I am silently judging you.
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
If you’re a parent and you have not had the talk with your kid about the evils of Mr. Beast, I am silently judging you.
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The key to being an effective malignant narcissist is knowing what frightens your target.
WWIII? Being erased? Poverty? SoCiAliSm?
The effective narc zeroes in on your biggest fears first and then plays on them mercilessly. Bonus points if he can get you to fear friends, family and close allies.
WWIII? Being erased? Poverty? SoCiAliSm?
The effective narc zeroes in on your biggest fears first and then plays on them mercilessly. Bonus points if he can get you to fear friends, family and close allies.
it's easy to miss if you don't spend much time on X or right-wing media, but the demonization of immigrants ties directly into trump's claims of stolen elections. the notion that there's a dem plot to let illegal immigrants vote is key to how the right justifies both Jan 6 *and* ICE's behavior
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The key to being an effective malignant narcissist is knowing what frightens your target.
WWIII? Being erased? Poverty? SoCiAliSm?
The effective narc zeroes in on your biggest fears first and then plays on them mercilessly. Bonus points if he can get you to fear friends, family and close allies.
WWIII? Being erased? Poverty? SoCiAliSm?
The effective narc zeroes in on your biggest fears first and then plays on them mercilessly. Bonus points if he can get you to fear friends, family and close allies.
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It is gonna be that bad huh
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Big thanks to Kevin for sharing this. As a child of the 70s it was a huge wakeup call the first time I was challenged on the use of the r-word after my own kid received an autism diagnosis.
It is so much better to be mindful and kind. Costs nothing to evolve yourself into a better person.
It is so much better to be mindful and kind. Costs nothing to evolve yourself into a better person.
I used "smooth-brained" as a dig until a father of a boy with lissencephaly -- the medical term for the condition -- wrote me an incredibly patient note to explain what his son had to deal with.
This phrase is a gratuitous insult to parents and children who are already suffering. Don't use it.
This phrase is a gratuitous insult to parents and children who are already suffering. Don't use it.
Finally, a Smooth-Brained Wuthering Heights
Emerald Fennell’s Emily Brontë adaptation is brave enough to just be about two messy bitches.
www.vulture.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Big thanks to Kevin for sharing this. As a child of the 70s it was a huge wakeup call the first time I was challenged on the use of the r-word after my own kid received an autism diagnosis.
It is so much better to be mindful and kind. Costs nothing to evolve yourself into a better person.
It is so much better to be mindful and kind. Costs nothing to evolve yourself into a better person.
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I know how the Congolese militant group m23 can very suddenly make themselves real popular
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kigalidailynews.rw/reports-emer...
Reports Emerge Claiming M23 Detained Blackwater Founder Erik Prince in Eastern DRC
kigalidailynews.rw
February 10, 2026 at 12:37 PM
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It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It would be great if the top two stories about the executive branch were not a huge multinational child rape coverup and the establishment of a gulag of concentration camps
I am that weirdo that enjoys casually announcing at dinner “you know that broccoli you’re eating is a bunch of flower buds?”
I seriously wondered about what broccoli fruit looks like for like 10 years and Bluesky just answered it in about 3 min
They're tiny pods
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I am that weirdo that enjoys casually announcing at dinner “you know that broccoli you’re eating is a bunch of flower buds?”
DRAFTS! haha I can’t wait to embarrass myself by accidentally posting a draft nanoseconds after inadvertently adding a typo to it
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
DRAFTS! haha I can’t wait to embarrass myself by accidentally posting a draft nanoseconds after inadvertently adding a typo to it
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There are several posts here about Massie receiving a flash drive containing the entire Epstein compendium and promising to release it. It’s horseshit.
February 10, 2026 at 4:16 AM
There are several posts here about Massie receiving a flash drive containing the entire Epstein compendium and promising to release it. It’s horseshit.
Words I didn’t expect would ever come out of my mouth:
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
Thomas Massie is cooking right now and explicitly states that UAE Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem was sending torture videos to Epstein
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Words I didn’t expect would ever come out of my mouth:
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
“Hey they identified the torture guy”
Telling my kids this actually is the fastest, most reliable way to determine compatibility, like it or not
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Choremancing: is this the best way to date – or the death of romance?
You could do the weekly shop on your own, or you could turn it into the ultimate compatibility test by inviting a date along. And there’s always that flatpack furniture to assemble ...
www.theguardian.com
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Telling my kids this actually is the fastest, most reliable way to determine compatibility, like it or not
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Well this is terrible
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, Cake founding guitarist who wrote breakout hit 'The Distance,' dead at 56
Greg Brown, a founding member of Sacramento alt-rock outfit Cake, has died. Friends honored the guitarist, who wrote the band's enduring hit 'The Distance.'
www.latimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Well this is terrible
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"It was a billion dollar sex trafficking ring."
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
"It was a billion dollar sex trafficking ring."
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
Maryland Democrat Jamie Raskin on #Epstein's and Maxwell's enormous criminal enterprise.
Pam Bondi and Ron DeSantis turned a blind eye.
@msnowreports.bsky.social
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Rep. Raskin: “Epstein’s lawyers quoted Trump as saying Jeffrey Epstein was not a member of Mar-a-Lago, but he was a guest at Mar-a-Lago, but had never been asked to leave. That was redacted for some indeterminate, inscrutable reason.”
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Rep. Raskin: “Epstein’s lawyers quoted Trump as saying Jeffrey Epstein was not a member of Mar-a-Lago, but he was a guest at Mar-a-Lago, but had never been asked to leave. That was redacted for some indeterminate, inscrutable reason.”
“Epstein had been a guest at Mar-a-Lago but he had never been asked to leave” -info shared by Jamie Raskin after reviewing unredacted Epstein files
Incompetence and Malevolence. Is there a good portmanteau for it?
February 9, 2026 at 7:34 PM
“Epstein had been a guest at Mar-a-Lago but he had never been asked to leave” -info shared by Jamie Raskin after reviewing unredacted Epstein files
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🧵Those dunking on Kraft because of Epstein should know the Seahawks are owned by the Paul J Allen Trust. The late Paul Allen shows up in the Epstein files because of mutual interest in science & philanthropy. So not 'ewww' like Kraft, but ewww-adjacent. All after Epstein's 2008 conviction.
![Copy of email of 20 March 2014 cced to Paul Allen Institute and Paul Allen about tour of Paul Allen brain institute in Seattle - text :
Good morning! Jeffrey is delighted he can come by for a tour today (or following his appointment with Bill Gates). He will be bringing along with him Steve Sinofsky and [REDACTED]and [REDACTED] provided me with the address and phone number of the lab. Any other details I should know? I will make sure everyone has id. [REDACTED]
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![Email of March 19, 2014 to someone named Laura - email addresses in to/from redacted. Subject is 'Jeffrey Epstein '
Body:
Hello Lauren. Jeffrey requested I touch base with you to get specifics of tomorrow's meeting with Bill! Might you be able to pass the details to me? Also, Jeffrey ran into Paul Allen the other day and Paul had mentioned to Jeffrey he must to by to see his "mouse/brain project. "...Jeffrey would very much like to take Paul up on this but has no contact information for him...Might you be able to provide? Jeffrey is hoping he could go up after his meeting with Bill tomorrow...
Thanks!
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![Email of 13 Nov 2012 from [REDACTED] to Epstein- subject.Re: Urgent questions
Allen made studied the human brain but please explain to me what you have in mind "to discover something grand?"
[REDACTED]
Founder President
(Copy of Epstein email this is a reply to, also Nov 13 2012)
Why image the mouse brain, when you can fo a human ...as only less than 5000 people have made the largest majority of what the civilized world has accomplished, machines, medince, x-rays etc. why not try to discover something grand? third questions would you like to see my pussy
(Copy of earlier email from redacted person that Epstein replied to also Nov 13, 2012)
Hello dear Jeffrey
What would be the three questions you would ask Paul Allen if you were meeting him today?
Much love,
[REDACTED]
[REDACTED]
Founder President
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February 9, 2026 at 6:39 PM
🧵Those dunking on Kraft because of Epstein should know the Seahawks are owned by the Paul J Allen Trust. The late Paul Allen shows up in the Epstein files because of mutual interest in science & philanthropy. So not 'ewww' like Kraft, but ewww-adjacent. All after Epstein's 2008 conviction.
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LONDON (AP) — Palace says King Charles III will support police who are assessing reports that ex-Prince Andrew gave files to Epstein.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
LONDON (AP) — Palace says King Charles III will support police who are assessing reports that ex-Prince Andrew gave files to Epstein.
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Art of the steal!
Okay lol this is funny. The deal is reportedly $14bn, which is way below consensus on what it's worth (maybe, say $40bn). The reason is that they're not selling the whole economic interest.
*BYTEDANCE TO GET ABOUT 50% OF TIKTOK US PROFIT UNDER TRUMP DEAL
*BYTEDANCE TO GET ABOUT 50% OF TIKTOK US PROFIT UNDER TRUMP DEAL
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Art of the steal!
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Ariane de Rothschild ousted her husband as CEO of his family’s storied bank, negotiated a big DOJ settlement and examined several mergers
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
How the house of Rothschild became entangled with Epstein
Swiss private bank Edmond de Rothschild was in trouble. Ariane de Rothschild turned to Jeffrey Epstein
www.ft.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Ariane de Rothschild ousted her husband as CEO of his family’s storied bank, negotiated a big DOJ settlement and examined several mergers
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...
Behind every move was none other than Jeffrey Epstein, who had found his backdoor into one of Europe’s most powerful banking dynasties
www.ft.com/content/0d70...