Some Random Susan
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100% artisanal handcrafted human musings of a brain born in Massachusetts, now living in New Hampshire (really).
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A reminder that this account is committed to nonviolent protest.
I will block all threats of violence, overt or implied
I will block all threats of violence, overt or implied
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Re: Liquid Death vs Liquid IV ads
On the one hand, I could overspend on a weirdly flavored drink that is NOT coffee that contains the same amount of caffeine (WHY?)
Or stare at my pee. And have intrusive thoughts about singing toilets, judging me.
Marketing people, u ok?
#Superbowl
On the one hand, I could overspend on a weirdly flavored drink that is NOT coffee that contains the same amount of caffeine (WHY?)
Or stare at my pee. And have intrusive thoughts about singing toilets, judging me.
Marketing people, u ok?
#Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Re: Liquid Death vs Liquid IV ads
On the one hand, I could overspend on a weirdly flavored drink that is NOT coffee that contains the same amount of caffeine (WHY?)
Or stare at my pee. And have intrusive thoughts about singing toilets, judging me.
Marketing people, u ok?
#Superbowl
On the one hand, I could overspend on a weirdly flavored drink that is NOT coffee that contains the same amount of caffeine (WHY?)
Or stare at my pee. And have intrusive thoughts about singing toilets, judging me.
Marketing people, u ok?
#Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I should love intense defensive games. A good fan appreciates the dramatic grind and tension.
Intellectually I appreciate it.
Emotionally, I hate it.
I love this Pats D, but c’mon guys let’s have a lil turnover maybe? Please?
#Superbowl
Intellectually I appreciate it.
Emotionally, I hate it.
I love this Pats D, but c’mon guys let’s have a lil turnover maybe? Please?
#Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I should love intense defensive games. A good fan appreciates the dramatic grind and tension.
Intellectually I appreciate it.
Emotionally, I hate it.
I love this Pats D, but c’mon guys let’s have a lil turnover maybe? Please?
#Superbowl
Intellectually I appreciate it.
Emotionally, I hate it.
I love this Pats D, but c’mon guys let’s have a lil turnover maybe? Please?
#Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I have run out of nervous food to eat and this is about to become a problem. Time to start guzzling the tea #SuperBowl #Sober
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I have run out of nervous food to eat and this is about to become a problem. Time to start guzzling the tea #SuperBowl #Sober
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 AM
#Superbowl skeeting incoming, mute me now if you’re not into the sportsball thing, I will understand
And I make no apologies for being a Pats fan. I was a Pats Fan long before Kraft came to town, I will be a Pats fan long after he’s gone. 🏈
And I make no apologies for being a Pats fan. I was a Pats Fan long before Kraft came to town, I will be a Pats fan long after he’s gone. 🏈
February 8, 2026 at 11:23 PM
#Superbowl skeeting incoming, mute me now if you’re not into the sportsball thing, I will understand
And I make no apologies for being a Pats fan. I was a Pats Fan long before Kraft came to town, I will be a Pats fan long after he’s gone. 🏈
And I make no apologies for being a Pats fan. I was a Pats Fan long before Kraft came to town, I will be a Pats fan long after he’s gone. 🏈
This had nothing to do with her ACL. This could have happened to anyone.
Prayers for a full recovery.
Prayers for a full recovery.
#Vonn crash. This is the reason:
Photo Jacquelyn Martin
Photo Jacquelyn Martin
February 8, 2026 at 2:16 PM
This had nothing to do with her ACL. This could have happened to anyone.
Prayers for a full recovery.
Prayers for a full recovery.
McKenzie Scott could do the coolest thing right now
Former Washington Post journalists have launched a GoFundMe to help repatriate fired staff members who are effectively stranded in foreign countries.
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
One of the richest men in the world fired them from the paper and didn’t even pay to ensure they got home.
Abolish the billionaire class:
Donate to Support for Washington Post international employees, organized by Michelle Lee
Among the hundreds of journalists laid off by The Washington Post on … Michelle Lee needs your support for Support for Washington Post international employees
www.gofundme.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 AM
McKenzie Scott could do the coolest thing right now
For those not familiar, Tumblr was worth about 1.1 bn when D’Onifrio became CEO.
Later it sold for less than 3 mil and DOnofrio was quietly brushed out the door.
Later it sold for less than 3 mil and DOnofrio was quietly brushed out the door.
OK so now the former CEO of Tumblr is running the Washington Post. Tumblr. A company whose history is a textbook case study in corporate value destruction.
February 8, 2026 at 3:04 AM
For those not familiar, Tumblr was worth about 1.1 bn when D’Onifrio became CEO.
Later it sold for less than 3 mil and DOnofrio was quietly brushed out the door.
Later it sold for less than 3 mil and DOnofrio was quietly brushed out the door.
Oh he is so wrong.
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 8, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Oh he is so wrong.
Hunh how about that
Veteran French politician quits as head of prestigious institute after Epstein links revealed www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...
Veteran French politician quits as head of prestigious institute after Epstein links revealed
Former culture minister Jack Lang resigns from Arab World Institute in Paris and is also subject of tax investigation
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Hunh how about that
I’m trying to think of a parallel that non-terminally online people might comprehend so they can understand how stupid this is.
I’m struggling.
But I think “imagine electing a guy who bankrupted a casino president” might do it.
I’m struggling.
But I think “imagine electing a guy who bankrupted a casino president” might do it.
Will Lewis is resigning as WaPo CEO, former Tumblr CEO Jeff D’Onofrio is the paper’s new acting CEO and publisher, per memos to staff
February 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I’m trying to think of a parallel that non-terminally online people might comprehend so they can understand how stupid this is.
I’m struggling.
But I think “imagine electing a guy who bankrupted a casino president” might do it.
I’m struggling.
But I think “imagine electing a guy who bankrupted a casino president” might do it.
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This guy got beaten by a bunch of masked thugs whose salaries are paid by our taxes simply for being Mexican. Help him out.
February 7, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This guy got beaten by a bunch of masked thugs whose salaries are paid by our taxes simply for being Mexican. Help him out.
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That highly classified whistleblower report Tulsi Gabbard covering up?
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:44 PM
That highly classified whistleblower report Tulsi Gabbard covering up?
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
Guardian reports it’s an NSA intercept of a call between a close Trump associate and “an individual associated with foreign intelligence.”
Sounds similar to Trump’s campaign chair meeting Russian intel and sharing data in 2016.
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anyway, it’s true and bears repeating. leave substack.
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
anyway, it’s true and bears repeating. leave substack.
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Well butter my biscuits
February 7, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Well butter my biscuits
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Here is the FBI's Epstein List - by Julie k Brown
Contrary to what the FBI and DOJ have said over the past year, it turns out there really is an FBI list of other people suspected of possible wrongdoing in connection with Jeffrey Epstein.
jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/here-is-th...
Contrary to what the FBI and DOJ have said over the past year, it turns out there really is an FBI list of other people suspected of possible wrongdoing in connection with Jeffrey Epstein.
jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/here-is-th...
Here is the FBI's Epstein List
We still don't know what the FBI did to investigate these allegations
jkbjournalist.substack.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Here is the FBI's Epstein List - by Julie k Brown
Contrary to what the FBI and DOJ have said over the past year, it turns out there really is an FBI list of other people suspected of possible wrongdoing in connection with Jeffrey Epstein.
jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/here-is-th...
Contrary to what the FBI and DOJ have said over the past year, it turns out there really is an FBI list of other people suspected of possible wrongdoing in connection with Jeffrey Epstein.
jkbjournalist.substack.com/p/here-is-th...
Confirms what I already knew from all the times I did & did not speak out about being sexually asaulted.
People might believe you. They won’t do anything about it. But they will punish you for expecting them to.
We learned kicking the hornet nest just increases the danger we’re already in.
People might believe you. They won’t do anything about it. But they will punish you for expecting them to.
We learned kicking the hornet nest just increases the danger we’re already in.
"It’s hard not to read these files and come to the conclusion that Epstein helped engineer the ultimate elite impunity — in which our society has been totally destroyed so the richest and most powerful men in the world can do whatever they want."
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social: bit.ly/4kF9C1j
Read more from @lopatto.bsky.social: bit.ly/4kF9C1j
February 7, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Confirms what I already knew from all the times I did & did not speak out about being sexually asaulted.
People might believe you. They won’t do anything about it. But they will punish you for expecting them to.
We learned kicking the hornet nest just increases the danger we’re already in.
People might believe you. They won’t do anything about it. But they will punish you for expecting them to.
We learned kicking the hornet nest just increases the danger we’re already in.
If this is what it takes for the military to overthrow Trump then so be it.
Acive duty military are being ordered to buy a ticket to Melania and watch it, whether they want to, or not. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:04 PM
If this is what it takes for the military to overthrow Trump then so be it.
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When I check on the British politics page for @the-independent.com, my politics reporter colleagues are all Epstein all the time (as they should be). But in the U.S., the closest thing to accountability is... Bill Clinton testifying before Congress.
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
The Epstein scandal is taking down Europe’s political class. In the US, they’re getting a pass.
As Europe moves to address its shame, it’s highlighting the comparative lack of accountability in the U.S.
www.politico.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:04 PM
When I check on the British politics page for @the-independent.com, my politics reporter colleagues are all Epstein all the time (as they should be). But in the U.S., the closest thing to accountability is... Bill Clinton testifying before Congress.
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
What’s funnier is knowing Trump is happy everyone hates Vance.
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:05 PM
What’s funnier is knowing Trump is happy everyone hates Vance.
Hi Kelly Ayotte, think you can come up with a position on this?
What say you, is this a good investment or a waste of taxpayer funds?
Think carefully.
What say you, is this a good investment or a waste of taxpayer funds?
Think carefully.
I'm really asking: What is the math on all of this? If Metro Surge started Dec 1, and they claim to have deported 4,000 people, at a cost of $18 million a week, and it's been ten weeks, they show no sign of leaving, and we leave out the murders—$2billion to destroy us?
kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
kstp.com/kstp-news/to...
Operation Metro Surge leading to budget concerns for City of Minneapolis
There are concerns in the City of Minneapolis that Operation Metro Surge could lead to higher property taxes.
kstp.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Hi Kelly Ayotte, think you can come up with a position on this?
What say you, is this a good investment or a waste of taxpayer funds?
Think carefully.
What say you, is this a good investment or a waste of taxpayer funds?
Think carefully.