Grocery Minion
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I work for a national grocery chain and deal with people pretending to be stupid all day. Proudly hoi polloi and sans-culottes.
How much do you want to bet drumpf will steal this and keep it for himself breaking yet another law? The only thing we should be taking from South Korea is some guidance on how to arrest scumbag leaders who try to overthrow their own government.
“We present this gold crown to you on this joyous occasion”
Trump: Thank you very much
Trump: Thank you very much
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
How much do you want to bet drumpf will steal this and keep it for himself breaking yet another law? The only thing we should be taking from South Korea is some guidance on how to arrest scumbag leaders who try to overthrow their own government.
I'd vote for anyone who ran under the banner of "Shut the Fuck Up and Feed People"!
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I'd vote for anyone who ran under the banner of "Shut the Fuck Up and Feed People"!
Just in case a government employee ever views my social media, this is where I'm at!
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just in case a government employee ever views my social media, this is where I'm at!
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There’s something wild in Portland’s water! The rare Frogtifa species is multiplying faster than conspiracy theories on Fox News. 🐸 The amphibian revolution is here, and honestly, I’m cheering them on.
#BlueCrew #Resist #TruthWarriors #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights #Portland
#BlueCrew #Resist #TruthWarriors #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights #Portland
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There’s something wild in Portland’s water! The rare Frogtifa species is multiplying faster than conspiracy theories on Fox News. 🐸 The amphibian revolution is here, and honestly, I’m cheering them on.
#BlueCrew #Resist #TruthWarriors #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights #Portland
#BlueCrew #Resist #TruthWarriors #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights #Portland
And if you were particularly terrible, then you were reborn in Paris.
In Celtic culture you either live a good life and go to the island paradise of Tír na nÓg when you die, or you live a shameful life and after death you are reborn as a Frenchman.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And if you were particularly terrible, then you were reborn in Paris.
First, get rid mail in voting. Then....
DOJ announced that it will be monitoring polling sites in NJ and California. The person overseeing the effort? Harmeet K. Dhillon -- the same person who championed the lie that the 2020 election was stolen. www.thecarceralreport.com/p/nj-attorne...
NJ Attorney General Says DOJ's Plan to "Monitor Polling Sites" in Passaic County is "Highly Inappropriate"
"Our State is committed to ensuring a free, fair, and secure election, and we will not allow anyone to interfere with or disrupt our elections," Attorney General Platkin said in a statement.
www.thecarceralreport.com
October 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
First, get rid mail in voting. Then....
It's beginning. They are shutting down SNAP benefits beginning November 1st. At the beginning of the holidays, millions of people will go hungry.
SNAP benefits in South Carolina halted beginning Nov. 1 amid federal shutdown
www.wyff4.com/article/snap...
SNAP benefits in South Carolina halted beginning Nov. 1 amid federal shutdown
www.wyff4.com/article/snap...
No SNAP benefits for South Carolina until government shutdown ends, DSS says
Snap benefits in South Carolina will be suspended starting November 2025 due to the ongoing federal government shutdown, impacting over 260,000 households.
www.wyff4.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's beginning. They are shutting down SNAP benefits beginning November 1st. At the beginning of the holidays, millions of people will go hungry.
SNAP benefits in South Carolina halted beginning Nov. 1 amid federal shutdown
www.wyff4.com/article/snap...
SNAP benefits in South Carolina halted beginning Nov. 1 amid federal shutdown
www.wyff4.com/article/snap...
"The food stamp program will run out of money in two weeks, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins told reporters at the White House on Thursday."
But 40 billion for Argentina, that's still going to happen, shutdown or not.
America First is killing people?!?!
archive.ph/Qs8Z1/again?...
But 40 billion for Argentina, that's still going to happen, shutdown or not.
America First is killing people?!?!
archive.ph/Qs8Z1/again?...
archive.ph
October 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"The food stamp program will run out of money in two weeks, Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins told reporters at the White House on Thursday."
But 40 billion for Argentina, that's still going to happen, shutdown or not.
America First is killing people?!?!
archive.ph/Qs8Z1/again?...
But 40 billion for Argentina, that's still going to happen, shutdown or not.
America First is killing people?!?!
archive.ph/Qs8Z1/again?...
Why is there a war on copying and pasting from websites?? Can someone explain why a news website (or many apps) would block you from copying and pasting? Sometimes I want to share a quote, occasionally I want to look up a word. But I can't because it seems to be blocked by the website/app.
October 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why is there a war on copying and pasting from websites?? Can someone explain why a news website (or many apps) would block you from copying and pasting? Sometimes I want to share a quote, occasionally I want to look up a word. But I can't because it seems to be blocked by the website/app.
I too suffer from that delusion. It's thinking that things just might possibly, in the not too distant future, get a tiny bit better.
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I too suffer from that delusion. It's thinking that things just might possibly, in the not too distant future, get a tiny bit better.
Let it be known, I'm pro freedom holes!
I’m a goddamn American don’t tell me what hole to use
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Let it be known, I'm pro freedom holes!
I currently live in a rural area with lots of people on SNAP. I'm sure a significant number of them voted for Cheetolini and I wonder how many are going to lose those benefits in the next few years.
October 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I currently live in a rural area with lots of people on SNAP. I'm sure a significant number of them voted for Cheetolini and I wonder how many are going to lose those benefits in the next few years.
Once all the illegals are rounded up and all the trans people are locked up, I'm certain that this administration will not go after any other groups of people. We will all live in peace and prosperity with eggs and bacon for all. So let's just let them fix America for us so I can eat steak again.
October 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Once all the illegals are rounded up and all the trans people are locked up, I'm certain that this administration will not go after any other groups of people. We will all live in peace and prosperity with eggs and bacon for all. So let's just let them fix America for us so I can eat steak again.
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I can’t with these mythical moderates
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I can’t with these mythical moderates
Groceries are definitely up!
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Groceries are definitely up!
My store is now getting shipments of Christmas stuff. We have a huge stack of boxes and our "seasonal" aisle is full of Halloween candy. This is ridiculous.
October 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My store is now getting shipments of Christmas stuff. We have a huge stack of boxes and our "seasonal" aisle is full of Halloween candy. This is ridiculous.
Just got notified that I can sign up for health insurance from work. As long as I pay for all of it out of my own paycheck after taxes. Didn't spend too long looking at it but looks like it would cost about 20-25% of my pay. Looks like another year hoping nothing happens.
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Just got notified that I can sign up for health insurance from work. As long as I pay for all of it out of my own paycheck after taxes. Didn't spend too long looking at it but looks like it would cost about 20-25% of my pay. Looks like another year hoping nothing happens.
If you hate Reagan and his legacy, you also need to share that hate with Clinton. Clinton was also an acolyte of Milton Friedman and worked exclusively for the 1%. Remember his welfare reform? NAFTA? The repeal of Glass-Steagall? The 1996 Telecommunications Act? The Clintons are Republican lite!
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
If you hate Reagan and his legacy, you also need to share that hate with Clinton. Clinton was also an acolyte of Milton Friedman and worked exclusively for the 1%. Remember his welfare reform? NAFTA? The repeal of Glass-Steagall? The 1996 Telecommunications Act? The Clintons are Republican lite!
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Luigi has proven that billionaires are a disease that can be cured.
October 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Luigi has proven that billionaires are a disease that can be cured.
Is this for real?!?!
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
October 9, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Is this for real?!?!
I may have misunderstood how trickle down economics work. I thought that when a billionaires account got super full, money would just fall out into other peoples accounts. Every morning for years I check my balance and it just stays near zero. Do we have to jiggle the banks to get it to fall out?
October 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I may have misunderstood how trickle down economics work. I thought that when a billionaires account got super full, money would just fall out into other peoples accounts. Every morning for years I check my balance and it just stays near zero. Do we have to jiggle the banks to get it to fall out?
I feel certain that if the Dems win big in '26 and '28, that the only thing that will change in my life is I will have significantly less fear of my own government. But nothing materially will change. I'll still be without health care, a living wage or any hope for a better future.
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I feel certain that if the Dems win big in '26 and '28, that the only thing that will change in my life is I will have significantly less fear of my own government. But nothing materially will change. I'll still be without health care, a living wage or any hope for a better future.
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Me and the oomfs worshiping for prosperity and good harvests from our great pumpkin spice deity
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Me and the oomfs worshiping for prosperity and good harvests from our great pumpkin spice deity
I'm old but years away from retirement. I grew up thinking the government was supposed to make our lives better. This U.S. government has made millions of citizens lives worse and it's fueled by a few billionaires bizarre beliefs (and a 💩 pile of 💵). I just wonder how much worse it can get?
October 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm old but years away from retirement. I grew up thinking the government was supposed to make our lives better. This U.S. government has made millions of citizens lives worse and it's fueled by a few billionaires bizarre beliefs (and a 💩 pile of 💵). I just wonder how much worse it can get?