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ohhdahlia.bsky.social
Dahlia🏳️‍⚧️🐸
@ohhdahlia.bsky.social
Confirmed Gnome (🤫🤐)

Accused Agent of Chaos

Ask me what a silly duck with a lighter can do.

31yo 🇺🇸 (she/her)
Pinned
Never forget, all fascists are flammable.

Even if they catch you 😒
Look how I found my cat, Frost, in my spot when I got home
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Just so we’re ALL clear: the President of the United States made death threats toward sitting Democratic members of Congress.

But they’re always claiming Democrats are the dangerous ones, right?

(1/2)
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Dreamt last night that one of my clients ate one of my edible cookies 😵‍💫 my god the panic I felt
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Words cannot express how I’m feeling. Screaming could though
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I think it should be a cultural taboo to be able to profit off of medicine, food, shelter, or clothing
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Do any of you have a kitchen scale that you like and would recommend. I bought one from Walmart and the thing didn’t work right. I need a new one but don’t really want to waste more money trying to figure out which ones are good or not.
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dreams should be optional
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What local grocer are you more likely to buy from

1: Milk-On-A-Shelf
Or
2: Milk-n-Stuff
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Tactical cuddle
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When will they invent the boogerless sneeze
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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I don’t “feel ashamed about being trans” its more of “the social an societal consequences of being trans force me to feel shame when existing in the public eye”
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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mommyless dog
November 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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If you believe MTG’s face turn you’re being played for a sucker, I’m all the way out on that
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think having a celebrity crush is harmless and fine, but I think having a “celebrity pass” in a relationship is a red flag
November 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I made a roast last week that was so dry it dehydrated me to eat
November 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I wish my cat could comprehend the fact that he leaves litter everywhere so he’d clean it up and take a little more pride in our home
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I feel like this one’s going to get a lot of use from me
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Just stopped at a yellow light when there was no one else even remotely near. I guess I don’t need bottom surgery because apparently I’m already a total pussy.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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whimpers puply
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
“Don’t mistake courtesy for consent” is some wisdom a lot of people do not understand.
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Tomorrow is the start of my 4 days off. Just gotta get through this overnight in one piece.

Goodnight! Sweet dreams! ❤️😴
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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If AI is inevitable then why does it need so much government support and why are they constantly worried

Rhetorical RHETORICAL
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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I can never hear or see something about the extreme right Proud Boys without remembering that "proud boy" is a term for a gelding that doesn't realize it's been neutered and keeps acting like a stallion. So do with that info what you will. *sips coffee*
November 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM