evelyn
@grittyseptember.bsky.social
30, lighting designer, fallopian free 💛🎉
“a gd treasure but like in a monkey’s paw way”
“we thought you’d be taller”
“with how many times you’ve seen puppet history, I feel like watcher should do a wellness check”
“a gd treasure but like in a monkey’s paw way”
“we thought you’d be taller”
“with how many times you’ve seen puppet history, I feel like watcher should do a wellness check”
in hindsight 5 am is the wrong time for my liked songs on shuffle 🥴
April 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
in hindsight 5 am is the wrong time for my liked songs on shuffle 🥴
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Some of us have cold feetsies
reddit is so great man. r/appliances user asks if his oven is supposed to be shooting literal flame jets at ankle height
April 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Some of us have cold feetsies
anytime I get ear worms, after about 2 days of listening to them almost/entirely none stop I only then remember that my spotify wrapped is going to be absolutely boinked by it
March 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
anytime I get ear worms, after about 2 days of listening to them almost/entirely none stop I only then remember that my spotify wrapped is going to be absolutely boinked by it
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you should absolutely ask a swede what “vore slut” means though
do NOT ask a norwegian what rare pupper means
I think for a pupper to be rare it has to be like a blastoise or something
October 13, 2024 at 5:27 AM
you should absolutely ask a swede what “vore slut” means though
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my father has not once taught me about drugs and even though i don’t do recreational drugs (i’m not straightedge or anything i’m just boring) i am always having to explain drugs to him 😩
ENOUGH! my dad just asked me what KETAMINE is the TASKS elon musk’s existence in the media has thrust upon me!!!
March 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my father has not once taught me about drugs and even though i don’t do recreational drugs (i’m not straightedge or anything i’m just boring) i am always having to explain drugs to him 😩
bro why did one of my coworkers just buy a new tesl@ and then act surprised pikachu face when someone called them out by telling them they’re directly supporting the fucking n@zi’s in the government rn ?????
March 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
bro why did one of my coworkers just buy a new tesl@ and then act surprised pikachu face when someone called them out by telling them they’re directly supporting the fucking n@zi’s in the government rn ?????
I miss EOS and Hog for sure, but learning how to properly program on the MA has been so fun and so nice this week
February 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I miss EOS and Hog for sure, but learning how to properly program on the MA has been so fun and so nice this week
my dog is such a freaking con man I swear to god
January 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
my dog is such a freaking con man I swear to god
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All aboard the antacid express
January 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
All aboard the antacid express
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EARLY BLACK CAT FRIDAY GIVEAWAY 🎊
To celebrate the most successful quarter ever so far in my small business, I am hosting another giveaway 🥹
🛍️WIN A $250USD GIFT CARD TO MY SHOP🛍️
REPOST & FOLLOW🫂
LIKES ARE APPRECIATED🫶
OPEN INTERNATIONALLY📷
ENDS DEC 1 11:59PM EST ❄️
To celebrate the most successful quarter ever so far in my small business, I am hosting another giveaway 🥹
🛍️WIN A $250USD GIFT CARD TO MY SHOP🛍️
REPOST & FOLLOW🫂
LIKES ARE APPRECIATED🫶
OPEN INTERNATIONALLY📷
ENDS DEC 1 11:59PM EST ❄️
November 25, 2024 at 10:51 PM
EARLY BLACK CAT FRIDAY GIVEAWAY 🎊
To celebrate the most successful quarter ever so far in my small business, I am hosting another giveaway 🥹
🛍️WIN A $250USD GIFT CARD TO MY SHOP🛍️
REPOST & FOLLOW🫂
LIKES ARE APPRECIATED🫶
OPEN INTERNATIONALLY📷
ENDS DEC 1 11:59PM EST ❄️
To celebrate the most successful quarter ever so far in my small business, I am hosting another giveaway 🥹
🛍️WIN A $250USD GIFT CARD TO MY SHOP🛍️
REPOST & FOLLOW🫂
LIKES ARE APPRECIATED🫶
OPEN INTERNATIONALLY📷
ENDS DEC 1 11:59PM EST ❄️
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Thought you might want to see the outtakes
March 31, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Thought you might want to see the outtakes
people were v happy to see @ankhmorporkcity.watch is thriving here
November 16, 2023 at 10:57 PM
people were v happy to see @ankhmorporkcity.watch is thriving here
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Folks have been asking how my kitty Bean is doing since we rescued him off the street!
He's happy and healthy, he really adapted well to the house cat life! :)
He's happy and healthy, he really adapted well to the house cat life! :)
September 3, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Folks have been asking how my kitty Bean is doing since we rescued him off the street!
He's happy and healthy, he really adapted well to the house cat life! :)
He's happy and healthy, he really adapted well to the house cat life! :)
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what are 2 thousand of you doing in my attic
October 18, 2023 at 10:23 PM
what are 2 thousand of you doing in my attic
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Good news: We have obtained the clearest ever image of a black hole!
Bad news: The Sun is gone.
Bad news: The Sun is gone.
September 22, 2023 at 11:46 PM
Good news: We have obtained the clearest ever image of a black hole!
Bad news: The Sun is gone.
Bad news: The Sun is gone.
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When you swim over the deepest part of the water, don't let the cold kelp wrap around your legs. Many have been pulled down into the abyss, never to be seen again.
October 31, 2023 at 12:50 PM
When you swim over the deepest part of the water, don't let the cold kelp wrap around your legs. Many have been pulled down into the abyss, never to be seen again.
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i’m down bad for impulse control - can u imagine me? controlling my impulses? i would be even more iconic
October 20, 2023 at 10:55 PM
i’m down bad for impulse control - can u imagine me? controlling my impulses? i would be even more iconic
Officially Official I am the Favorite aunt of the family 💁♀️
October 3, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Officially Official I am the Favorite aunt of the family 💁♀️
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*sigh*
Short version:
In zero gravity the bottoms of your feet stop needing those big calluses.
After a couple of weeks in space they start to shed.
There's a lot of skin involved. It's like peeling a sunburn, but it's as thick as a hamburger patty.
And it tends to come off IN YOUR SOCK.
Short version:
In zero gravity the bottoms of your feet stop needing those big calluses.
After a couple of weeks in space they start to shed.
There's a lot of skin involved. It's like peeling a sunburn, but it's as thick as a hamburger patty.
And it tends to come off IN YOUR SOCK.
September 24, 2023 at 12:17 AM
*sigh*
Short version:
In zero gravity the bottoms of your feet stop needing those big calluses.
After a couple of weeks in space they start to shed.
There's a lot of skin involved. It's like peeling a sunburn, but it's as thick as a hamburger patty.
And it tends to come off IN YOUR SOCK.
Short version:
In zero gravity the bottoms of your feet stop needing those big calluses.
After a couple of weeks in space they start to shed.
There's a lot of skin involved. It's like peeling a sunburn, but it's as thick as a hamburger patty.
And it tends to come off IN YOUR SOCK.
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God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise
September 23, 2023 at 10:59 PM
God Willing and the Creek Don't Rise
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"Clout?" My partner in posts, we are on bluesky
September 20, 2023 at 12:09 AM
"Clout?" My partner in posts, we are on bluesky
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With all due respect to those who are grieving it, I am drop kicking summer out of my life
September 5, 2023 at 12:47 AM
With all due respect to those who are grieving it, I am drop kicking summer out of my life