Grits 'n Gravy
@gritsmcbarkin.myatproto.social
Full-time porch napper, howl enthusiast, and biscuit connoisseur. Barking my truth.
One of the biggest reasons the smart kids in school never find the meritocracy they believe in, where they rise to the top: whatever’s the opposite of charisma, most of them have it.
Turns out charisma goes a long way in politics!
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of the biggest reasons the smart kids in school never find the meritocracy they believe in, where they rise to the top: whatever’s the opposite of charisma, most of them have it.
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She's telling on herself calling 15 "barely legal." Age 15 is illegal throughout the United States.
She's also giving off incel vibes. Without saying it, she's trying to say, "He's not a pedophile--he's an ephebophile!"
* Anyone who cares about subtypes of pedophilia is a pedophile.
She's also giving off incel vibes. Without saying it, she's trying to say, "He's not a pedophile--he's an ephebophile!"
* Anyone who cares about subtypes of pedophilia is a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
She's telling on herself calling 15 "barely legal." Age 15 is illegal throughout the United States.
She's also giving off incel vibes. Without saying it, she's trying to say, "He's not a pedophile--he's an ephebophile!"
* Anyone who cares about subtypes of pedophilia is a pedophile.
She's also giving off incel vibes. Without saying it, she's trying to say, "He's not a pedophile--he's an ephebophile!"
* Anyone who cares about subtypes of pedophilia is a pedophile.
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Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
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Spotify is running ads recruiting more ICE agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities, so we’re calling on users to stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops streaming fascism: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti... #CancelSpotify
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Spotify is running ads recruiting more ICE agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities, so we’re calling on users to stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops streaming fascism: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti... #CancelSpotify
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Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.
November 6, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Should women be hated as witches or patronized as overgrown children? The paper of record debates the two available options.
He beat the wrap!
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
He beat the wrap!
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🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
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choosing to believe it was over the moment zohran responded to cuomo's attack on his experience with "what i have in integrity will make up for my lack of experience, while all your experience could never make up for your lack of integrity"
not sure i've ever seen a debate stage headshot like that
not sure i've ever seen a debate stage headshot like that
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
choosing to believe it was over the moment zohran responded to cuomo's attack on his experience with "what i have in integrity will make up for my lack of experience, while all your experience could never make up for your lack of integrity"
not sure i've ever seen a debate stage headshot like that
not sure i've ever seen a debate stage headshot like that
Rejoice! Take a break. Then dig in: get ready for Schumer and Jefferies to claim yesterday’s Democratic sweep as validation of their milquetoast inaction, and get ready to see a whole lot more of it from them.
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Rejoice! Take a break. Then dig in: get ready for Schumer and Jefferies to claim yesterday’s Democratic sweep as validation of their milquetoast inaction, and get ready to see a whole lot more of it from them.
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Everyone is always like "the only good nazi is a dead nazi", until they get a dead nazi and then they're like, "awh, but what about the dead nazi's nazi family?"
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Everyone is always like "the only good nazi is a dead nazi", until they get a dead nazi and then they're like, "awh, but what about the dead nazi's nazi family?"
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and keep hands and feet inside the vehicle.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye mighty, and keep hands and feet inside the vehicle.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and go home, you’re drunk.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and please advise.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and go home, you’re drunk.
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I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
November 1, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I've given my new Senator a lot of shit on here. But I don't think anyone with power has laid out the stakes of what we're facing as clearly as she does right here.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
And if she's saying this, it's because she feels she must.
Reportedly 86 cents of every dollar given to UNICEF goes to programs helping children. By now, trick-or-treating for UNICEF should be a time-honored tradition: I remember doing it in 1978.
Why should you Trick-or-Treat for UNICEF? As Jane Curtin puts it, "It's made a difference in a lot of lives, and that just makes you feel good."
You can still get involved this #Halloween! Here's everything you need to #ToT4UNICEF: https://buff.ly/ncJFUBS
You can still get involved this #Halloween! Here's everything you need to #ToT4UNICEF: https://buff.ly/ncJFUBS
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reportedly 86 cents of every dollar given to UNICEF goes to programs helping children. By now, trick-or-treating for UNICEF should be a time-honored tradition: I remember doing it in 1978.
I'd like to take this opportunity to call on the National Park Service to start erecting statues of formerly enslaved people throwing off their bonds and rising up, while small confederate soldiers kneel defeated in the mud, with tattered battle flags and broken swords. That kind of thing.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to call on the National Park Service to start erecting statues of formerly enslaved people throwing off their bonds and rising up, while small confederate soldiers kneel defeated in the mud, with tattered battle flags and broken swords. That kind of thing.
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I'm torn over stories like this. On the one hand, I like buying groceries too, so I get the powerful pressure to obey such disgusting orders.
On the other hand, that's pretty much what the "banality of evil" is.
On the other hand, quit and you'll be replaced with a MAGA Nazi.
On the other hand
On the other hand, that's pretty much what the "banality of evil" is.
On the other hand, quit and you'll be replaced with a MAGA Nazi.
On the other hand
“Being forced to create the information technology that would systematically erase all EEOC references to transgender, non-binary, or other LGBTQ+ people, given that I am a queer transgender man, was personally devastating…”
Under Trump, federal workplace anti-discrimination agency engaged in...workplace discrimination
A judge rules that the Equal Opportunity Employment Commission created a hostile work environment for a transgender employee.
www.motherjones.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I'm torn over stories like this. On the one hand, I like buying groceries too, so I get the powerful pressure to obey such disgusting orders.
On the other hand, that's pretty much what the "banality of evil" is.
On the other hand, quit and you'll be replaced with a MAGA Nazi.
On the other hand
On the other hand, that's pretty much what the "banality of evil" is.
On the other hand, quit and you'll be replaced with a MAGA Nazi.
On the other hand
This 100% deserves more attention: zero-tolerance enforcement of government documents requires absolute trust that government documents are always correct.
In doing genealogical research, I've found that practically no government document is ever without at least one error.
In doing genealogical research, I've found that practically no government document is ever without at least one error.
October 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This 100% deserves more attention: zero-tolerance enforcement of government documents requires absolute trust that government documents are always correct.
In doing genealogical research, I've found that practically no government document is ever without at least one error.
In doing genealogical research, I've found that practically no government document is ever without at least one error.
I read that as "forcibly removed."
Majority of UK wants Prince Andrew formally stripped of title
www.channel4.com/news/majorit...
www.channel4.com/news/majorit...
Majority of UK wants Prince Andrew formally stripped of title
A new poll has shown that a large majority of the British public wants Prince Andrew to have his title as Duke of York formally removed.
www.channel4.com
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I read that as "forcibly removed."
And after going through all that, to get a totenkopf tattooed on the end of my bingus.
October 22, 2025 at 4:01 AM
And after going through all that, to get a totenkopf tattooed on the end of my bingus.
OK, forgive me for this, but I asked ChatGPT whether marines are getting Totenkopf tattoos all the time, as some claim. Here's what it said:
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
OK, forgive me for this, but I asked ChatGPT whether marines are getting Totenkopf tattoos all the time, as some claim. Here's what it said:
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Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Not to be THAT dictionary, but…
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'
Neighbors are talking and I wish I knew what they were saying. I'm like the dog in Far Side: all I hear is "Blah blah blah blah Trump blah blah Democrats blah blah executive order blah…" I can't even tell if they're for or against.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Neighbors are talking and I wish I knew what they were saying. I'm like the dog in Far Side: all I hear is "Blah blah blah blah Trump blah blah Democrats blah blah executive order blah…" I can't even tell if they're for or against.
For people who would don't follow government accounts, and would rather not be followed by the government, here's a block list:
Here’s a list: bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
For people who would don't follow government accounts, and would rather not be followed by the government, here's a block list: