sam
@grillpill.bsky.social
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MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
December 13, 2024 at 5:41 AM
MENSWEAR GUY: Furthermore, you’ve neglected to even cut the vents of the shockingly poor-fitting sport coat you’ve, for some reason, chosen to wear to breakfast
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
MAN WHO STILL WEARS A THREADLESS TEE FROM 2003 WITH TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC HOUSES HUGGING UNDER THE TEXT “HOMIES”: haha get his ass derek
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this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second
December 7, 2024 at 4:11 AM
this place is doomed if the biggest shitheads are ostracized. It’s curtains for you if you don’t take that spam call. game over if you don’t step in that dog shit over there right this second
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[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]
He's awake and posting.
He's awake and posting.
December 6, 2024 at 1:59 PM
[doctor coming to brief my family in the waiting room]
He's awake and posting.
He's awake and posting.
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Wow… all this animosity towards CEOs in the healthcare industry. Almost like someone could run a political campaign against them and be extremely successful
December 5, 2024 at 12:42 AM
Wow… all this animosity towards CEOs in the healthcare industry. Almost like someone could run a political campaign against them and be extremely successful
Now that I'm down 40 lbs from summer I can say definitely that winter sucks a lot more now
December 4, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Now that I'm down 40 lbs from summer I can say definitely that winter sucks a lot more now
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Who up cybering they monday
December 3, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Who up cybering they monday
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(pike held up to my neck) you will never exit the rental market. you will be forced out of your apartment every two years for the rest of your life. you will never know peace and security. you see, mommy blackrock and people with generational wealth need secure returns on investment
In 1981 the median age of a homebuyer in America was 31 and 44% of all home purchases were by first time home buyers.
In 2024 the median age of a homebuyer in America is 56 and 24% of all home purchases were by first time homebuyers, the lowest in recorded history.
In 2024 the median age of a homebuyer in America is 56 and 24% of all home purchases were by first time homebuyers, the lowest in recorded history.
December 2, 2024 at 4:31 PM
(pike held up to my neck) you will never exit the rental market. you will be forced out of your apartment every two years for the rest of your life. you will never know peace and security. you see, mommy blackrock and people with generational wealth need secure returns on investment
Tomorrow is not guaranteed, thug it out today
December 2, 2024 at 1:33 PM
Tomorrow is not guaranteed, thug it out today
Smoking bar, Creed blaring, national treasure and 06 family guy on the tvs. I've never been so back
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Smoking bar, Creed blaring, national treasure and 06 family guy on the tvs. I've never been so back
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YOU DON’T NEED TO DEFROST THE TURKEY IF YOU’RE DEEP FRYING. JUST TOSS THAT FROZEN BAD BOI RIGHT INTO THE BUBBLING HOT OIL. PREFERABLY INDOORS.
IT IS NOW TOO LATE TO DEFROST THE TURKEY ANY OTHER WAY THAN PUTTING IT IN A SINK AND RUNNING WATER OVER IT CONTINUOUSLY FOR ABOUT 4 HOURS
TODAY IS THE DAY YOU TAKE YOUR TURKEY FROM THE FREEZER AND PUT IT IN THE REFRIGERATOR 🦃
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
YOU DON’T NEED TO DEFROST THE TURKEY IF YOU’RE DEEP FRYING. JUST TOSS THAT FROZEN BAD BOI RIGHT INTO THE BUBBLING HOT OIL. PREFERABLY INDOORS.
Engagement farming? You mean senior year of college in the south
November 21, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Engagement farming? You mean senior year of college in the south
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this gets to the point i keep making. to the media elites who are obsessed with anti-wokeness, something like mass deportation is a total abstraction whereas they are annoyed, on a daily basis, by their supposedly “woke” younger colleagues and social media antagonists
Top point from @stephenkb.bsky.social on the weighting voters give to "woke" v real issues.
www.ft.com/content/548c...
www.ft.com/content/548c...
November 19, 2024 at 1:49 PM
this gets to the point i keep making. to the media elites who are obsessed with anti-wokeness, something like mass deportation is a total abstraction whereas they are annoyed, on a daily basis, by their supposedly “woke” younger colleagues and social media antagonists
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waterboarding my inner child
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
waterboarding my inner child
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It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time
November 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM
It’s so refreshing to spend time in a feed that’s isn’t being artificially pumped full of right wing propaganda all the time
i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it
November 15, 2024 at 4:34 AM
i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it
At least here I only have to mute the annoying bluemaga and not 100 christofascists a day
November 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM
At least here I only have to mute the annoying bluemaga and not 100 christofascists a day
Unlike Trump I would have normal cabinet members like the davinki twins as my Communications director and the property brothers as head of HUD.
November 14, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Unlike Trump I would have normal cabinet members like the davinki twins as my Communications director and the property brothers as head of HUD.
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only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall
November 14, 2024 at 5:18 AM
only consuming bad news online every day is probably good for your mental health overall
Looking for 1,000,000,000 of my closest friends
November 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Looking for 1,000,000,000 of my closest friends
If you're new and your feed is empty, remember you can add more feeds
November 14, 2024 at 4:48 PM
If you're new and your feed is empty, remember you can add more feeds
