Greg
greginportland.bsky.social
Greg
@greginportland.bsky.social
Weirdo in Portland who works in higher education and loves airplanes, travelling, baking, dogs, pop culture, and other nonsense. Married to @isnt.cool This profile is SFW
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I often get asked what material this figure is made of. The core is a resin 3D print and the outside is a solid layer of pure copper so the surface is metal (therefore it's on the heavier side). The process used is electro plateing.
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Crafted some wintery deco today now my place smells like spruce all over ✨
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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This has got to be one of Gavin Newsom's best...
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I’m hearing rumors about a “new year”, do we really want another one of these things?
December 2, 2023 at 9:51 PM
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Monday, am I right?
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
My thoughts exactly. I want them to succeed and prosper, but it just seems it's been one step forward, two steps back for awhile now.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I would add
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump have had a falling out over Jeffrey Epstein.

If he's lost Marge, Donald is in real trouble over the Epstein Files.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Funny, how a local business jumps in to help the poor on SNAP because the conservative Christian churches are too busy judging the poor for being on SNAP to assist them.
October 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
America... boy, I dunno.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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This is Brilliant! Please repost.
October 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Trump has defeated the earnest and the serious. Can he handle the absurd? slate.trib.al/COgHgJB
We Interviewed an Anti-Trump Inflatable Frog. It Made Some Great Points.
Left Shark, an Among Us alien, and a unicorn also dispensed some real wisdom.
slate.trib.al
October 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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[transylvania, police interrogation room]

COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…

VILLAGER: with a stake, yes

COP: and he died… meaning he was…

VILLAGER: was a dracula

COP: was a dracula

POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
November 9, 2023 at 7:19 PM
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Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies.

They really put the willies up.
October 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Portland, new terminal (opened 2024), by ZGF Architects. #airportarchitecture

byerussell.substack.com/p/portland-l...
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Portland: Stay strong, stay peaceful.
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Stephen Colbert tonight: "I want to say thanks to everybody in here and to everybody watching from home, which might be just my wife Evie. Because everybody else is probably watching ABC. "
September 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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This is going to be in my head all day. IYKYK
September 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM