Green Smilie
@greensmilie.bsky.social
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Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers
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Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers
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In the process of switching from OneNote to Obsidian for all of my various projects. Still figuring out what all I can do with it, but my god does it feel like I've been handed a loaded gun without any kind of supervision.
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
In the process of switching from OneNote to Obsidian for all of my various projects. Still figuring out what all I can do with it, but my god does it feel like I've been handed a loaded gun without any kind of supervision.
My eyesight is good enough to read without my glasses, but not good enough to notice when my phone thinks I swiped the wrong word.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
My eyesight is good enough to read without my glasses, but not good enough to notice when my phone thinks I swiped the wrong word.
Nobody ever makes something perfect on their first try.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
December 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Nobody ever makes something perfect on their first try.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
That's why I'm the sixth kid my folks had.
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Tea tag notes
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
December 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Tea tag notes
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
be kind to others, but always be compassionate to yourself.
How late in the day does vacuuming go from being "a reasonable thing to do" to psychopathy?
December 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How late in the day does vacuuming go from being "a reasonable thing to do" to psychopathy?
It's interesting to think about how every media property, once it hits public domain, gets adapted into a low-budget horror piece, and what that could mean in the future. The Golden Girls as serial killers? Reboot reinterpreted a la the Lawnmower Man?
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's interesting to think about how every media property, once it hits public domain, gets adapted into a low-budget horror piece, and what that could mean in the future. The Golden Girls as serial killers? Reboot reinterpreted a la the Lawnmower Man?
I've forgotten more ideas than I've ever written down
They always seem a part of me, you'd think they could be found
If you see me with a wistful look, a furrow or a frown
I'm trying to remember what I should have written down
#poetry
They always seem a part of me, you'd think they could be found
If you see me with a wistful look, a furrow or a frown
I'm trying to remember what I should have written down
#poetry
December 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I've forgotten more ideas than I've ever written down
They always seem a part of me, you'd think they could be found
If you see me with a wistful look, a furrow or a frown
I'm trying to remember what I should have written down
#poetry
They always seem a part of me, you'd think they could be found
If you see me with a wistful look, a furrow or a frown
I'm trying to remember what I should have written down
#poetry
Alright, maybe "at the end of the night, after a bottle of mead, with only one person having fully read the rules months ago" wasn't the best first time experience for playing Daybreak.
Still got everyone excited, though.
Still got everyone excited, though.
November 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Alright, maybe "at the end of the night, after a bottle of mead, with only one person having fully read the rules months ago" wasn't the best first time experience for playing Daybreak.
Still got everyone excited, though.
Still got everyone excited, though.
We've set a nasty precedent
By permitting this president
A pedophile in residence
Is not the fate our founders meant
By permitting this president
A pedophile in residence
Is not the fate our founders meant
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
We've set a nasty precedent
By permitting this president
A pedophile in residence
Is not the fate our founders meant
By permitting this president
A pedophile in residence
Is not the fate our founders meant
I got a notification at 6:30pm that a package was out for delivery. First, that is an INSANE time to start delivering a package. Second, I haven't gotten a notification that it's arrived yet. Are they going to creep softly past my window at two in the morning? Do I need to leave the porch light on?
July 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I got a notification at 6:30pm that a package was out for delivery. First, that is an INSANE time to start delivering a package. Second, I haven't gotten a notification that it's arrived yet. Are they going to creep softly past my window at two in the morning? Do I need to leave the porch light on?
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that liminal thing when you're reading and falling asleep and start to hallucinate words on the page that aren't on the page, i love that
July 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
that liminal thing when you're reading and falling asleep and start to hallucinate words on the page that aren't on the page, i love that
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Mythworks, the team behind THE WILDSEA and SLUGBLASTER TTRPGs, is forced to keep its games in the China factory warehouses due to the tariffs for importing them costing more than publishing the games.
May 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Mythworks, the team behind THE WILDSEA and SLUGBLASTER TTRPGs, is forced to keep its games in the China factory warehouses due to the tariffs for importing them costing more than publishing the games.
It's unfair that someone who is so comically inept, woefully unqualified, and cartoonishly evil is somehow also the biggest, legitimate, god-damned existential threat to everything and everyone that I hold dear. Like, it's infuriating how stupid this is.
May 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's unfair that someone who is so comically inept, woefully unqualified, and cartoonishly evil is somehow also the biggest, legitimate, god-damned existential threat to everything and everyone that I hold dear. Like, it's infuriating how stupid this is.
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I don't know what angry noises to make but I'm making them as angrily as I can. Fuck everything about everything about this
The HHS report on gender dysphora -- henceforth the "Trump Report" -- really is that apocalyptic of a broadside against trans people. Nothing in it is law -- yet. Which is why it's a good time for cis people to make angry noises about it and trans people to make plans for what to do next.
May 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I don't know what angry noises to make but I'm making them as angrily as I can. Fuck everything about everything about this
There are people in the world who'll want to use you
There are fellas who are hella kinda sussed
There are ladies in Mercedes with their hearts as hard as Hades
There are gender non-conformists you can't trust
There are fellas who are hella kinda sussed
There are ladies in Mercedes with their hearts as hard as Hades
There are gender non-conformists you can't trust
April 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
There are people in the world who'll want to use you
There are fellas who are hella kinda sussed
There are ladies in Mercedes with their hearts as hard as Hades
There are gender non-conformists you can't trust
There are fellas who are hella kinda sussed
There are ladies in Mercedes with their hearts as hard as Hades
There are gender non-conformists you can't trust
John Wick, but instead Wick dies and the dog goes on a bloody rampage of revenge.
April 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
John Wick, but instead Wick dies and the dog goes on a bloody rampage of revenge.
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i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
April 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i'm mostly not out here just to repost memes, but this is in fact a photograph of me soooo
Listen: there are demons that live inside your teeth. They push and they push and they claw and they scratch at the walls that keep them in. Away from the rest of you.
You can hear them, at night. In the quiet. You think it's "the house settling."
And that's why we always, always brush our teeth.
You can hear them, at night. In the quiet. You think it's "the house settling."
And that's why we always, always brush our teeth.
April 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Listen: there are demons that live inside your teeth. They push and they push and they claw and they scratch at the walls that keep them in. Away from the rest of you.
You can hear them, at night. In the quiet. You think it's "the house settling."
And that's why we always, always brush our teeth.
You can hear them, at night. In the quiet. You think it's "the house settling."
And that's why we always, always brush our teeth.
Highly recommend beating back blackberry vines with a machete. Work out your frustrations and feel love a jungle explorer at the same time!
April 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Highly recommend beating back blackberry vines with a machete. Work out your frustrations and feel love a jungle explorer at the same time!
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This putrid human is celebrating the decimation of trans rights in the UK. She’s gloating because she helped fund it. She funded it thru money she makes off Harry Potter.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
April 17, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This putrid human is celebrating the decimation of trans rights in the UK. She’s gloating because she helped fund it. She funded it thru money she makes off Harry Potter.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
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Fascism is here. Due process is dead. The Supreme Court is a hollow husk.
April 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fascism is here. Due process is dead. The Supreme Court is a hollow husk.