Green Smilie
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Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers
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Sometimes I choose to vent in the form of stickers
https://www.redbubble.com/people/fizzlecrunch/shop
This. This is what they meant by ignorance is bliss.
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This. This is what they meant by ignorance is bliss.
Every day is a new day you get to learn something new. Maybe it's a skill. Maybe it's a form or artistic expression. Maybe it's just how the blankets feel in this exact configuration on this exact rainy day. But experiences abound.
December 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Every day is a new day you get to learn something new. Maybe it's a skill. Maybe it's a form or artistic expression. Maybe it's just how the blankets feel in this exact configuration on this exact rainy day. But experiences abound.
"Listen, I don't think you heard me the first time, so I'm gonna say it reeeeall slow for your simple human brain, capisce?
YO.
QUIERO.
TACO BELL!"
YO.
QUIERO.
TACO BELL!"
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
"Listen, I don't think you heard me the first time, so I'm gonna say it reeeeall slow for your simple human brain, capisce?
YO.
QUIERO.
TACO BELL!"
YO.
QUIERO.
TACO BELL!"
They lived.
Eventually.
Eventually.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
They lived.
Eventually.
Eventually.
Methinks you've found the fabled mini basselope!
December 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Methinks you've found the fabled mini basselope!
Friend, that's what we call myrrhder.
December 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Friend, that's what we call myrrhder.
At the very least, make bot lobbies something you can opt out of. And for the love of god, don't try to disguise the fact that they're bots!
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
At the very least, make bot lobbies something you can opt out of. And for the love of god, don't try to disguise the fact that they're bots!
You know who was obsessed with good form? Captain Hook. Do YOU want to be like Captain Hook, or do you want to be like Peter Motherfucking Pan?
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December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You know who was obsessed with good form? Captain Hook. Do YOU want to be like Captain Hook, or do you want to be like Peter Motherfucking Pan?
The only game that isn't a "real game" is Candyland, and even that's still valid because it teaches us how to behave in actual games.
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The only game that isn't a "real game" is Candyland, and even that's still valid because it teaches us how to behave in actual games.
Okay, but have you ever considered writing a book for koalas?
December 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Okay, but have you ever considered writing a book for koalas?
Because the thing craftsmen care most about is the speed at which they can churn those mfers out...
December 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Because the thing craftsmen care most about is the speed at which they can churn those mfers out...
I mean... I've long suspected that most successful people are bobos that got lucky. Talent and hard work don't get you anywhere without the Lady's smile as well.
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I mean... I've long suspected that most successful people are bobos that got lucky. Talent and hard work don't get you anywhere without the Lady's smile as well.
My reoccurring nightmare was that I signed up to take more classes after I graduated, then completely forgot about it, and now I owed them money for classes I didn't take.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My reoccurring nightmare was that I signed up to take more classes after I graduated, then completely forgot about it, and now I owed them money for classes I didn't take.
Let that sink in. While you're at it, let the dishwasher and the percolator in as well. It's cold out, and kitchens need a place to get warm, too.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Let that sink in. While you're at it, let the dishwasher and the percolator in as well. It's cold out, and kitchens need a place to get warm, too.
This isn't going to help much, but this is your friendly reminder that you're always good enough for cocoa.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
This isn't going to help much, but this is your friendly reminder that you're always good enough for cocoa.
A lot of people think their blood has gone bad, but really the expiration date is more of a best-by date. Being your questionable blood down to your local blood bank, and we'll see if it's still viable for the vampires-in-need in your community. You doing need to B positive to B generous.
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
A lot of people think their blood has gone bad, but really the expiration date is more of a best-by date. Being your questionable blood down to your local blood bank, and we'll see if it's still viable for the vampires-in-need in your community. You doing need to B positive to B generous.
Hear me out: some kind of denim assless chaps/tank top combination, with an extra panel that snaps on/off to cover the nether regions as needed.
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Hear me out: some kind of denim assless chaps/tank top combination, with an extra panel that snaps on/off to cover the nether regions as needed.
This is why all of my shirts have nipple cutaways.
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is why all of my shirts have nipple cutaways.
It does kind of give off "they'll never find your body" whispered softly in your ear vibes.
December 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It does kind of give off "they'll never find your body" whispered softly in your ear vibes.
What do we get if we tattoo your name on our body?
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
What do we get if we tattoo your name on our body?