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Voted goofiest ball 🏈🏆
Dr. Evil, competency and all
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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A joke for the history buffs:

Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Average Sunday show interview:

OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats

HOST: how will you pay for it?

OFFICIAL: tariffs

HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money

OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed

HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
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This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia.

Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.”

Really listen to it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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ICE “rules” include:

1. You are not allowed to record video of them ever

2. They get to murder you because they got mad
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Lives rent-free
January 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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"we cannot express our regrets profoundly enough, but it is our hope that you will use these two free passes to return to jurassic park"
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau expressed regret on Sunday over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia and said those who returned home will face no disadvantage when re-entering the US
US Official Offers Regrets Over Detention of South Koreans
US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau on Sunday expressed regret over the recent detention of hundreds of South Korean workers in Georgia.
bloom.bg
September 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
the party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears
it was their final, most essential command
- one nine eight four
NEWS: Trump says the Smithsonian is “WOKE” and “OUT OF CONTROL” because they talk about “how bad slavery was,” and says he has instructed his attorneys to stop this at museums in D.C.
August 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Pfft! the ole farts
What are they teaching in schools these days. Are they still saying that the government has three branches and all that
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Nuuuuuuthin weird boutta prez doin this… 🫩
Trump shows off to the Azerbaijan dictator a section in the White House dedicated to Trump 2028 merch, as they discuss Trump unlawfully pursuing another term
August 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Welp, when you let em do terrible small things with no backlash…
The Texas GOP is putting loyalty to Trump over the fundamentals of our constitution.
August 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Didn’t want to believe this was true. It’s true.
August 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I NEED IT
I am torn between putting this on my car, orrrrr benevolently gifting it to someone else's parked car...

I should've bought 2 >:(

Thank you @extrafabulous.bsky.social :D
August 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Dahahahaha 🤣

Credit @stevehofstetter.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Booker is one of like 3 people who seems to actually care
(I think, as I do my damnedest to avoid the reality that America is extra double fucked)
BREAKING: Democratic Sen. Cory Booker is imploring his party to fight back harder against President Trump, arguing that history will remember some for their “complicity” in “bending the knee” to him.

Who agrees?
August 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Poetry.
August 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
#Scotland please make his golf games miserable 🤞🫩🤞
July 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I, too, believe in the science of vibes
July 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Every American should read this ACLU lawsuit about what is happening in Los Angeles and California. It is the stuff of dystopian nightmares. This is not immigration enforcement. It is positively stuffed with videos and articles documenting racial profiling on a scale unseen since Jim Crow.
July 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I love you Green Day
Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong starts “F-ck Donald Trump” chant during concert after Congress passes Bill.
July 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM