Stephanie Grasmick
grasmick.bsky.social
Stephanie Grasmick
@grasmick.bsky.social
Kid mom, dog mom, heirloom bean enthusiast. Formerly StephanieWDC on twitter dot com.
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Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm a NIMBY but for ICE
May 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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🚨Reports of planned ICE activity in DC: restaurant & food delivery (May 6 -10)

🚨Informes sobre la próxima actividad de ICE en DC dirigida a trabajadores de restaurantes y delivery de comida.
(del 6 al 10 de mayo)

📞 ¿Vio a ICE?
Did you see ICE?
MSMA (DC/MD): 202-335-1183
CASA (MD/VA): 888-214-6016
May 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Hi friends, I have a huge box of these laminated cards about constitutional rights (bilingual english/spanish), let me know if you'd like one for yourself or several to share -- happy to drop them in the mail or coordinate pickup if you're local to the DC area. And ✨ fuck ICE ✨
May 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I don't know where any of this is going, but it isn't anyplace good.
April 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the way you know i'm a good mom is that i steal equal amounts from each of my children's easter candy
April 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The "This Machine Kills Fascists" sticker on my new wheelbarrow is going to both raise and answer a bunch of questions
April 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Unironically, asking chatgpt to explain bond markets to you as if you were a child is actually a fantastic way to learn about them.
April 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
can somebody explain bond markets to me like i am a child
April 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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bluesky addicts explaining bond market stuff that they just learned to their offline partners
April 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This face is how @mikesager.net knows I'm back on NextDoor
April 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
One of my life's great regrets is not throwing a drink on Stephen Miller when I had the chance.
April 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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calling trump “orange”? kinda cringe but whatever

calling it “orange monday” thereby forcing future generations of economists to explain why its called that? absolutely hilarious
April 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Post a photo of yourself from a different era.

1983, in a bucket:
April 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
wall street dudes looking horrified is hands down my favorite genre of media right now
April 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Maybe instead of "great job numbers" he meant more like, "great job, numbers!"
April 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I hope some of those guys enter the transfer portal
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Apr 4
JUST IN: South Korea’s highest court has removed embattled President Yoon Suk Yeol from office, ending months of uncertainty and legal wrangling after he briefly declared martial law in December and plunged the nation into political turmoil.
South Korea’s impeached president is removed from office, four months after declaring martial law | CNN
South Korea’s highest court has removed embattled President Yoon Suk Yeol from office, ending months of uncertainty and legal wrangling after he briefly declared martial law in December and plunged th...
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April 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
on the bright side i do still have leftover pizza beans
April 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I can’t compete with this
April 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Philadelphia isn't the best smelling city I've ever been to." -my 8-year-old
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
oh christ my mother is never going to stop texting me about cory booker now
April 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
beans
What would you talk about for 19 hours?
April 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
what
April 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
CBP agents at the District Taco at 13th & F NW in DC (just getting lunch as far as I could tell)
April 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
what if all this greenland business was just a trick to get JD out there and not let him come back
March 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM