Christopher Mobbin'
@grantsillypants.bsky.social
Making fun of medical handicaps is almost nearly NEVER funny, but my RFK impression is impeccable.
June 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Making fun of medical handicaps is almost nearly NEVER funny, but my RFK impression is impeccable.
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we could all see this collision coming miles away, so it’s wild how hard they steered into it. but enough about Full Self-Driving
June 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
we could all see this collision coming miles away, so it’s wild how hard they steered into it. but enough about Full Self-Driving
@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social please do a pride month weed flag again, it would look so fucking good in my friend's apartment
June 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social please do a pride month weed flag again, it would look so fucking good in my friend's apartment
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elf: hmm what should we call this street? winterflower road? arctic avenue?
santa claus (walking in late): how about santa claus lane
elf: that's one idea, sure
santa claus: it's settled! santa claus lane. ho ho ho print up the signage
elf: it's just—
santa claus: print up the fucking signage
santa claus (walking in late): how about santa claus lane
elf: that's one idea, sure
santa claus: it's settled! santa claus lane. ho ho ho print up the signage
elf: it's just—
santa claus: print up the fucking signage
May 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
elf: hmm what should we call this street? winterflower road? arctic avenue?
santa claus (walking in late): how about santa claus lane
elf: that's one idea, sure
santa claus: it's settled! santa claus lane. ho ho ho print up the signage
elf: it's just—
santa claus: print up the fucking signage
santa claus (walking in late): how about santa claus lane
elf: that's one idea, sure
santa claus: it's settled! santa claus lane. ho ho ho print up the signage
elf: it's just—
santa claus: print up the fucking signage
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Ben Franklin would’ve loved vapes.
May 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ben Franklin would’ve loved vapes.
You can get it shipped 2 day prime like usual, or we can overnight it, so that FedEx can hang onto it for a couple of days, and it'll get here in 3 days.
May 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You can get it shipped 2 day prime like usual, or we can overnight it, so that FedEx can hang onto it for a couple of days, and it'll get here in 3 days.
"If you tap on the glass, the sharks will look at you."
May 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"If you tap on the glass, the sharks will look at you."
You can't get drunk 4 days in a row and expect everything to go really peachy.
May 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You can't get drunk 4 days in a row and expect everything to go really peachy.
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The Democratic party has conceded the framing of issues to the GOP since Mondale lost in '84 and they've been spectacularly disappointing ever since.
Liberals, running away from whatever the right convinced you that "woke" was is what got us in this MAGA predicament. Time to reverse course.
May 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The Democratic party has conceded the framing of issues to the GOP since Mondale lost in '84 and they've been spectacularly disappointing ever since.
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they should make a coffee that doesn't make you worry about the future
March 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
they should make a coffee that doesn't make you worry about the future
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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
February 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired
I googled ONE British food this morning, and now my suggestions are full of strange dishes with whimsical Lord of the Rings names.
February 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I googled ONE British food this morning, and now my suggestions are full of strange dishes with whimsical Lord of the Rings names.
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Can’t these eggheads just make a healthy cigarette
February 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Can’t these eggheads just make a healthy cigarette
@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social it's nice to see you on here.
November 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
@jeffrosenstock.bsky.social it's nice to see you on here.
I love The Crew so much.
September 1, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I love The Crew so much.
Thinking about the suspected spam caller's feelings after denying call on first ring.
October 20, 2023 at 8:20 PM
Thinking about the suspected spam caller's feelings after denying call on first ring.
Babe, has 5G turned you yet?
October 4, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Babe, has 5G turned you yet?
Hahaha man, this lady is fuckin batshit crazy, a total buffoon, just absolutely has smooth-BRRAAAAAAAIINNSSSS
October 4, 2023 at 6:19 PM
Hahaha man, this lady is fuckin batshit crazy, a total buffoon, just absolutely has smooth-BRRAAAAAAAIINNSSSS
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
Jersey Mike's, how can we help you poop today?
October 4, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Jersey Mike's, how can we help you poop today?