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Granny DeVito
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Above average fingernail density. Below average IQ.

Game Dev. Hoops. Art. Books.
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The internet's pal @kevinmkruse.bsky.social said a thing the other day that got me thinking about the dissembling rhetoric of white flight being ripped out of GOP discourse at about the same rate that an adult reasoning capacity is being stripped from Trump's brain and how shitty reality is for it.
The Sheriff of Sundown City - Truthdig
As the final regulators burn out of the machine, Trump's mental retrogression has no limit but his expiration date.
www.truthdig.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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not an exaggeration to say that we need to tear down culture and rebuild it so that saying things like this aloud is once again properly humiliating
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Honestly I'm grateful for these corporate ghouls being so utterly depending on ghoulish corporate behavior that they're actively sabotaging their own stupid experiment by putting ads in people's faces and destroying any trust you might have had in the results their LLM's generate.
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
one thing they don't talk about enough re: WFH is that you can just randomly scream whenever you want to or throw yourself down a flight of stairs or burn a frozen pizza and nobody can stop you.
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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I will not be buying any World Cup tickets or merchandise due to FIFA’s collaboration with the Trump regime.

Gianni Infantino has a dictator fetish. It’s grotesque.
Fifa agrees World Cup matches can be moved at Trump’s request
The president has been warning host cities under Democratic control that he will call on Fifa’s president to switch venues if he deems there is a problem
www.thetimes.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Warmonger in Chief
The nation’s most advanced aircraft carrier arrived in the Caribbean on Sunday in a display of U.S. military power, raising questions about what the new influx of troops and weaponry could signal for the Trump administration’s drug enforcement intentions in South America. apnews.com/article/airc...
Aircraft carrier arrives in the Caribbean in major buildup near Venezuela
The most advanced U.S. aircraft carrier has arrived in the Caribbean Sea in a display of American military power. The presence of the USS Gerald R.
apnews.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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oh my god
November 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If they don't strip him of his leadership as soon as humanly possible, I genuinely don't know what these dinosaurs think is happening in this country right now. I have no idea what fight they think they're fighting at this point. Who is this for?
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Yeah so fuck Dick Durbin.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
A good night to be a normal person that wants good things to happen.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I used to have a life too, and then ball x pit came along
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
people on food stamps buying cookies is a thing you can only get upset about if your life sucks so badly that you've got to find someone else in a shittier situation than yours to look down on. It's not a legitimate criticism of the program, it's a cry for help.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Maybe I'm a dumb shitlib and not smart like all the ghouls in legacy media but how does Israel killing 100+ Palestinians overnight risk undoing the ceasefire and not straight up breaking it? What good is a ceasefire if you don't have to cease firing?
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
These are not the actions of an individual that plans on leaving in 3 years
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
wapo.st
October 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
looking for angel investors for my new startup that uses ai to help companies decide which ai model to build their ai model with, seeking 2.5 trillion in initial capital
October 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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a key thing about vought — and all of these guys — is that they have a totally top down and hierarchical vision of the world. they believe that the cultural changes they hate can be turned off by destroying the federal government because they can’t imagine that they emerged bottom-up in society
What he’s railing against is a profound shift in culture, status… He’s obsessed with the idea that America is controlled by a leftist “ruling elite” - but “elite” isn’t defined socio-economically or by political power, it means something like: Getting to define “real America” and who gets to belong.
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I've never made a bet and I never will because if you haven't put 2 and 2 together yet idk what to tell you, this shit is parasitic
Amazon is now integrating betting platform FanDuel directly into Amazon Prime.

Bettors will be able to link their FanDuel accounts to their Prime profiles and see how their NBA wagers are playing out in real time, according to Amazon’s latest announcement.
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Incredible! They found a way to make working in corporate America even worse! They said it couldn't be done!
October 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"and we would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for me tweeting out my plans to do this a month ago and my FCC chair publicly threatening ABC on like 10 different podcasts/tv shows."
"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.
Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday
Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday
variety.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I love the part where these people think it matters what they do lol, or that their vote for this bill will matter at all re: what Republicans say or do next. They already have the script written; this bill is largely meaningless.
NEW: Expect some drama in House Dems’ meeting this AM over a vote to honor Charlie Kirk.

Some members undecided. Others voting no or “present.” But some in the party fear anything but a unanimous vote for it will be a messaging coup for the GOP.

@Axios.com
www.axios.com/2025/09/18/c...
House Democrats fume about vote to honor Charlie Kirk: "We're being totally set up"
The vote has been the topic of frenzied discussions in Democrats' closed-door meeting this week.
www.axios.com
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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We interrupt this coverage of a shooting with another mass shooting at a school.

www.cnn.com/2025/09/10/u...
At least 2 students shot at a Denver-area high school, authorities say | CNN
At least two students have been shot at Evergreen High School in Evergreen, Colorado, according to the Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office.
www.cnn.com
September 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Gov. Pritzker enlists the public's help: "What we've asked is that people pull out their iPhone or their Android phone and film what they're seeing. Take a video of everything so see so that we can know if, in fact, laws are being broken by these federal officials coming into our state."
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
New build homes are absolute shitboxes that are falling apart almost as soon as they're put on the market. The idea that Trump will "help" homeowners suffering from the increased costs of home buying by lowering the standards even further and providing even more incentive to cut corners is just....
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM