GrandDuchessTaco (they/she)
grandduchesstaco.bsky.social
GrandDuchessTaco (they/she)
@grandduchesstaco.bsky.social
Spheal Propagandist, I Chews You Fairy Modmother, Episcopal, ROMHack Appreciator, Blood Bowl fan, Cat Mom, Food Crime Curator, Former Eye Tech, Baker, Disaster Enby (profile pic hand-drawn by me)
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Primer post time, if you enjoy:

JRPG ramblings
Fire Emblem
Pokémon (even moreso if Spheal)
Cats (cat tax paid)
Blood Bowl from a newbie
Baked goods
Persona
Video games in general
Art posting

This may be an enjoyable place to be!
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December 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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the life of dunsparce
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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there's still time
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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there were positively 0 OSHA standards on the Polar Express
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
We don't have the Ohio State marching band for Script Ohio, so we have to get our Script Ohio any way we can.

This team is fun to watch!
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Between this and Michigan's entire roster guarding the midfield logo after the loss, this rivalry is obsessed with competitive landscaping
top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Today I learned there's a huge Alpha plushie you can buy for your in-game #FFXIV house with real life money. But I think I know how to make it better...

#spheal
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Pumpkin bread
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
"you've been kidnapped, the characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to save you, who's coming to save you?"

There's only one last show with characters that I watched. It depends on the duo, but Maka and Soul were featured on the last episode, so I could be fine? Or fucked.
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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POTATOES ARE PROOF THAT WE HAVE A LOVING GOD!
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Soothing chant combined with roasting meat, what a perfect combination.

Chat, behold your TORKO!
This year we're doing some of the food prep off camera to save time, but of course there's more to be done. Like a lot more.
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The Vigil of Torko begins at 8 pm Eastern Time, but we'll be up at 5 PM Eastern to start the process.

twitch.tv/boozybadger if you want to stop in.
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I am for @sbworkersunited.org as a disabled ex barista who was treated very unfairly and poorly in negotiating my accommodations. I lost my healthcare because my manager couldn’t possibly work around their AI schedule system to ensure my hours. I lost my healthcare benefits Jan 2020.
No contract, no coffee.

We don’t believe in sitting on the sidelines. Join our Transition co-chair @linamkhan.bsky.social , First Deputy Mayor Dean Fuleihan & @sbworkersunited.org at the picket lines.
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I don't know how this billboard means this but I like to believe it's adversarial, like a "We must outdo the Soviets" kind of deal
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Stay safe out there yall!!
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Getting the Suddenly Wistful vibes with missing a second Thanksgiving with my folks, so time to talk about my Southern grandmothers and their vibes! This is kind of riffing off the cuff, so bear with me. The animal vibes of Ferret vs Possum for Nana vs Grandma makes a lot of sense.
This is an accurate representation of Nana v Grandma. These are the two templates for every southern grandmother.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pumpkin pie: best made the night before Thanksgiving and chilled overnight. Toast your spices before you put them in the pie, add in a little bit of maple syrup and a little bit of bourbon. The Libby's can is underseasoned, you want at least double of everything it says for spices.
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:

1. Pecan: Always good

2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.

3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Black Friday sale all week.

Black Friday sale all year.

Black Friday sale all century.

Black Friday sale all geological epoch.

Black Friday sale from the beginning of time, until the stars have all faded.

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November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM