Morgan, a Goth Parrot 🏳️⚧️
@gothparrotmorgan.bsky.social
She/Her. Spooky trans girl doing spooky trans things. Proud lesbian. ATL hoe. Christo-Pagan. Loves dinosaurs, kaiju, analog horror, industrial music, witchy aesthetics, and FFXIV.
Just wants to contribute to the goodness in the world.
Just wants to contribute to the goodness in the world.
Pinned
"Trans women are a threat to society!"
Bish, all I want is a cottage full of houseplants & cats, a beautiful t4t wife, our adopted kid, a comfy remote job, and to be L E F T A L O N E.
What's threatening about that?
Bish, all I want is a cottage full of houseplants & cats, a beautiful t4t wife, our adopted kid, a comfy remote job, and to be L E F T A L O N E.
What's threatening about that?
A'ight, who wants to play some D&D?
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A'ight, who wants to play some D&D?
I hate to say it, but as much as I've always hated tribalism in the wrestling fandom, AEW putting on absolute bangers lately while WWE's gone full MAGA has kinda forced my hand.
#AEW #BloodAndGuts
#AEW #BloodAndGuts
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I hate to say it, but as much as I've always hated tribalism in the wrestling fandom, AEW putting on absolute bangers lately while WWE's gone full MAGA has kinda forced my hand.
#AEW #BloodAndGuts
#AEW #BloodAndGuts
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November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As someone who was OBSESSED with Rurouni Kenshin as a teenager, THIS. Hell, Kenshin was my first cosplay!
Also as a former fan of Father Ted...this. Again.
Also as a former fan of Father Ted...this. Again.
November 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
As someone who was OBSESSED with Rurouni Kenshin as a teenager, THIS. Hell, Kenshin was my first cosplay!
Also as a former fan of Father Ted...this. Again.
Also as a former fan of Father Ted...this. Again.
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"As my friend Julian puts it, only half-winkingly: 'God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation.'"
--Daniel Mallory Ortberg
--Daniel Mallory Ortberg
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"As my friend Julian puts it, only half-winkingly: 'God blessed me by making me transsexual for the same reason God made wheat but not bread and fruit but not wine, so that humanity might share in the act of creation.'"
--Daniel Mallory Ortberg
--Daniel Mallory Ortberg
Happy N7 Day!
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Happy N7 Day!
It's still honestly surreal that Nanotyrannus is back. My favorite deeply unsettling Wayne Barlowe piece is relevant again!
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's still honestly surreal that Nanotyrannus is back. My favorite deeply unsettling Wayne Barlowe piece is relevant again!
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Nanotyrannus coming back like...
a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
ALT: a man says " somehow palpatine returned " in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Nanotyrannus coming back like...
Y'know, back before I transitioned and thought I was a bi guy, my gay friends would tease me by saying "bi now, gay later."
It's funny, because it turns out they were right, I just wasn't gay in the direction they were implying. ♀️♥️♀️
It's funny, because it turns out they were right, I just wasn't gay in the direction they were implying. ♀️♥️♀️
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Y'know, back before I transitioned and thought I was a bi guy, my gay friends would tease me by saying "bi now, gay later."
It's funny, because it turns out they were right, I just wasn't gay in the direction they were implying. ♀️♥️♀️
It's funny, because it turns out they were right, I just wasn't gay in the direction they were implying. ♀️♥️♀️
Created a new Tinder account because I was bored.
Clearly listed myself as a lesbian.
About a quarter of the profiles it gives me are MEN.
Deleted Tinder again in under 10 minutes.
Clearly listed myself as a lesbian.
About a quarter of the profiles it gives me are MEN.
Deleted Tinder again in under 10 minutes.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Created a new Tinder account because I was bored.
Clearly listed myself as a lesbian.
About a quarter of the profiles it gives me are MEN.
Deleted Tinder again in under 10 minutes.
Clearly listed myself as a lesbian.
About a quarter of the profiles it gives me are MEN.
Deleted Tinder again in under 10 minutes.
Y'know how people say that foxes are cat software running on dog hardware?
My paleo headcanon is that compsognathids were cat software running on bird hardware. I mean, just look at Sinosauropteryx. You can't tell me it wasn't a little gremlin who would knock glasses off a coffee table for funsies.
My paleo headcanon is that compsognathids were cat software running on bird hardware. I mean, just look at Sinosauropteryx. You can't tell me it wasn't a little gremlin who would knock glasses off a coffee table for funsies.
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Y'know how people say that foxes are cat software running on dog hardware?
My paleo headcanon is that compsognathids were cat software running on bird hardware. I mean, just look at Sinosauropteryx. You can't tell me it wasn't a little gremlin who would knock glasses off a coffee table for funsies.
My paleo headcanon is that compsognathids were cat software running on bird hardware. I mean, just look at Sinosauropteryx. You can't tell me it wasn't a little gremlin who would knock glasses off a coffee table for funsies.
So apparently some people believe that comet 3I/ATLAS is a UFO. Yawn. Unless they're Lesbian Vampyres from Outer Space, I am wholly uninterested.
If they are, though? I'm not averse to being abducted... 🫦🥵🦇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83W9...
If they are, though? I'm not averse to being abducted... 🫦🥵🦇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83W9...
Lesbian Vampyres From Outer Space
YouTube video by Scary Bitches - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So apparently some people believe that comet 3I/ATLAS is a UFO. Yawn. Unless they're Lesbian Vampyres from Outer Space, I am wholly uninterested.
If they are, though? I'm not averse to being abducted... 🫦🥵🦇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83W9...
If they are, though? I'm not averse to being abducted... 🫦🥵🦇
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83W9...
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Seriously, fuck Gavin Newsom!
1. Yesterday, the press gave Gavin Newsom favorable coverage for signing pro-LGBTQ+ bills.
Little noticed, however, was that he vetoed one of the most important ones: a bill allowing trans people 12 month HRT stockpiles, protecting them from federal threats.
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Little noticed, however, was that he vetoed one of the most important ones: a bill allowing trans people 12 month HRT stockpiles, protecting them from federal threats.
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Gavin Newsom Vetoes Important HRT Stockpiling Bill For Trans Californians, Signs Other Pro-LGBTQ+ Bills
The bill would have allowed transgender people to maintain a safe supply of medication in the era of government crackdowns on care.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Seriously, fuck Gavin Newsom!
I feel like transgirls who get bottom surgery need a little more heads-up that day 1 of dilation is gonna have their pussy looking like the not-quite-final girl in a slasher flick. 💀
October 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I feel like transgirls who get bottom surgery need a little more heads-up that day 1 of dilation is gonna have their pussy looking like the not-quite-final girl in a slasher flick. 💀
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Realistic Indiana Jones movies 🏺😁
October 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Realistic Indiana Jones movies 🏺😁
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this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin
120 years ago today saw the description of the most famous dinosaur in the world, as well as Albertosaurus, which shares a cozy tie with Deinonychus as my all-time favorite dinosaur.
Happy 120th Nameday, Tyrannosaurus rex and Albertosaurus sarcophagus!
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
120 years ago today saw the description of the most famous dinosaur in the world, as well as Albertosaurus, which shares a cozy tie with Deinonychus as my all-time favorite dinosaur.
San Fran! I have arrived!
October 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
San Fran! I have arrived!
Me: *splurges on blurays so she can have plenty of stuff to watch while she recovers from surgery*
Turns out the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie arrives on the SAME DAY as my surgery.
I feel like there's a deeper feminine-empowerment read to that, but I'm too deep into my self-bimbofication to get it.
Turns out the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie arrives on the SAME DAY as my surgery.
I feel like there's a deeper feminine-empowerment read to that, but I'm too deep into my self-bimbofication to get it.
October 1, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Me: *splurges on blurays so she can have plenty of stuff to watch while she recovers from surgery*
Turns out the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie arrives on the SAME DAY as my surgery.
I feel like there's a deeper feminine-empowerment read to that, but I'm too deep into my self-bimbofication to get it.
Turns out the Greta Gerwig Barbie movie arrives on the SAME DAY as my surgery.
I feel like there's a deeper feminine-empowerment read to that, but I'm too deep into my self-bimbofication to get it.
I'M not about to foster-fail, YOU'RE about to foster-fail!
October 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I'M not about to foster-fail, YOU'RE about to foster-fail!
I call Sabrina my "5G Meower," because she's a Goblin, a Gremlin, a Ghoul, a Goober, and my li'l Gorl. 🥰
September 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I call Sabrina my "5G Meower," because she's a Goblin, a Gremlin, a Ghoul, a Goober, and my li'l Gorl. 🥰