Cheese Fucker
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Engaging in self indulgent penis hammering
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I was already vibing with him when I knew he did arts & crafts on his bullets. Now I find out he like McDonald’s too? My brother!
December 9, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I was already vibing with him when I knew he did arts & crafts on his bullets. Now I find out he like McDonald’s too? My brother!
Taking a big wet gay shit
December 9, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Taking a big wet gay shit
Getting completely naked to shit in the Kohls public restroom
December 5, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Getting completely naked to shit in the Kohls public restroom
We’re Costco guys of course we yearn for a warriors death
December 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM
We’re Costco guys of course we yearn for a warriors death
I too would pardon my own son if he was cool as fuck. Can’t blame the guy
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I too would pardon my own son if he was cool as fuck. Can’t blame the guy
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texting the garbage man with a few pics of our trash can, getting him all riled up
December 2, 2024 at 1:18 PM
texting the garbage man with a few pics of our trash can, getting him all riled up
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Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
Need someone to take my penis in their mouth and swish it around
December 1, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Need someone to take my penis in their mouth and swish it around
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Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Tom Cruise does his own stunts because he wants to die
Smoking hookah is gayer than having gay sex
November 28, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Smoking hookah is gayer than having gay sex
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I be in the pussy saying all types of things like "wow" and "thanks this is really great"
November 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I be in the pussy saying all types of things like "wow" and "thanks this is really great"
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they’re attaching me to the wheel of fortune tomorrow…
November 27, 2024 at 6:45 AM
they’re attaching me to the wheel of fortune tomorrow…
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wanna feel old? step into my large device
November 26, 2024 at 4:38 AM
wanna feel old? step into my large device
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*laying in a crumpled heap, bleeding profusely
Yes, this is, in fact, my first rodeo. Why do you ask?
Yes, this is, in fact, my first rodeo. Why do you ask?
November 25, 2024 at 11:12 PM
*laying in a crumpled heap, bleeding profusely
Yes, this is, in fact, my first rodeo. Why do you ask?
Yes, this is, in fact, my first rodeo. Why do you ask?
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friend: so what have you been up to lately
me [unable to make eye contact]: apps
me [unable to make eye contact]: apps
February 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
friend: so what have you been up to lately
me [unable to make eye contact]: apps
me [unable to make eye contact]: apps
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the American Christmas song canon consists of:
- Jesus was born
- Christmas is nice
- I'm kind of sad at Christmas
- I'm kind of horny at Christmas
and then also
- This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit
- Jesus was born
- Christmas is nice
- I'm kind of sad at Christmas
- I'm kind of horny at Christmas
and then also
- This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit
November 26, 2024 at 6:30 PM
the American Christmas song canon consists of:
- Jesus was born
- Christmas is nice
- I'm kind of sad at Christmas
- I'm kind of horny at Christmas
and then also
- This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit
- Jesus was born
- Christmas is nice
- I'm kind of sad at Christmas
- I'm kind of horny at Christmas
and then also
- This Grinch guy is a real piece of shit