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Jimmy Buffet is in the Epstein files, but I think he just really likes islands 🤷♂️
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Jimmy Buffet is in the Epstein files, but I think he just really likes islands 🤷♂️
English accents aren’t real. They’re just messing around with us. When we’re not there they just speak normal to each other.
December 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
English accents aren’t real. They’re just messing around with us. When we’re not there they just speak normal to each other.
They should invent a president that doesn’t have dementia.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They should invent a president that doesn’t have dementia.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
My “I wasn’t with Jeffrey Epstein all the time, I wasn’t AT ALL” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt
Trump: "I believe that some of the people we have mentioned are being looked at very seriously for their relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. But they were with him all the time. I wasn't. I wasn't at all."
November 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
My “I wasn’t with Jeffrey Epstein all the time, I wasn’t AT ALL” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the T-shirt
Fuck OFFFFFFFFF!!!
Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Fuck OFFFFFFFFF!!!
Tried tellin yall the Subways weren’t safe.
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Tried tellin yall the Subways weren’t safe.
People don’t punch people anymore
When dressing up as a Nazi for Halloween is even remotely acceptable then you know as a country we have lost the plot.
We can never normalize this:
We can never normalize this:
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
People don’t punch people anymore
“They cheated on a commercial” sounds like an I Think You Should Leave quote. Some Corncob TV shit. “They cheated on a commercial. They told me that at a dinner. I didn’t rig shit!”
Trump: "They cheated on a commercial. Ronald Reagan loved tariffs and they said he didn't. And I guess it was AI or something. They cheated badly. Canada got caught cheating on a commercial. Can you believe it?"
October 25, 2025 at 6:24 AM
“They cheated on a commercial” sounds like an I Think You Should Leave quote. Some Corncob TV shit. “They cheated on a commercial. They told me that at a dinner. I didn’t rig shit!”
“Our parents aren’t having children” is one of this troll’s Riddles Three
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Our parents aren’t having children” is one of this troll’s Riddles Three
So the inverse of this is: kneel to your king, get a paycheck. Crystal clear messaging from Republicans here.
October 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
So the inverse of this is: kneel to your king, get a paycheck. Crystal clear messaging from Republicans here.
“they’re not on the internet” INCORRECT! We are all talking about the couch thing here on the internet!
JD Vance dismisses Young Republicans who in a group chat said "I love Hitler" and joked about slavery and rape as "a bunch of kids" who "told stupid jokes" and adds that "most of the stupid things I did when I was a teenager and young adult, they're not on the internet."
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“they’re not on the internet” INCORRECT! We are all talking about the couch thing here on the internet!
Yea I’ve got a complaint about Bluesky and it’s that I don’t post so good here. Please fix @ceo
October 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Yea I’ve got a complaint about Bluesky and it’s that I don’t post so good here. Please fix @ceo
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we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
October 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect
I think he hated him? Idk.
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I think he hated him? Idk.
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Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
Save this for the New Nuremberg Trials
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Save this for the New Nuremberg Trials
Damn, having limited biceps is a rough look.
Baker Mayfield (biceps) limited Wednesday
Baker Mayfield (biceps) limited Wednesday
Buccaneers QB Baker Mayfield (biceps) was limited in Wednesday’s practice.
dlvr.it
September 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Damn, having limited biceps is a rough look.
How can she be staring so plainly at two and two and not be able to call it four?
DHS official Tricia McLaughlin: "What did we did in World War 2 against the Nazis? We fought them and we killed them. And this is the rhetoric that is directly contributing to threats and violence against our law enforcement."
September 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How can she be staring so plainly at two and two and not be able to call it four?
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More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Woke up this morning and still have not been raptured. Starting to worry that I might not be one of Jesus’s special wecial wittle boys 🥺
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Woke up this morning and still have not been raptured. Starting to worry that I might not be one of Jesus’s special wecial wittle boys 🥺
Trump struggling to say Acetaminophen is the only relatable things he’s ever done.
September 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump struggling to say Acetaminophen is the only relatable things he’s ever done.
And if I accidentally include you in a Signal groupchat just, like, ignore it. Promise.
“.. Those who refuse to sign the new policy will be stripped of or denied permanent credentials to cover the Pentagon.”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
September 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
And if I accidentally include you in a Signal groupchat just, like, ignore it. Promise.