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seattle’s most businessy goose. honk


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oh god its 12:21 sti dog ho
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
i am fucking FREE you motherfuckers could not contain me, i will haunt your NIGHTMARES
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
me when i see major market news: "i wouldn't worry about it, it's priced in"
November 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
if a japanese bank selling a mere five billion dollars worth of gpu stock triggers a collapse of the global economy, perhaps the global economy deserved to be cooked
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
damn, the margin between the two mayoral candidates is ~100 votes, that means a candidate could easily 5x their margin just by getting people to fix their ballot (either candidate, assuming the rejected ballots are more or less 50/50 for each)
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.

Go. Check. Your. Ballot.

komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
was going to post about how i grew up skiing at a state-run mountain and the west coast ticket prices are a shock to me, but actually i checked and that mountain's lift tickets are pretty much the same as the private ones nearby so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe i just never realized skiing is expensive
November 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
just email blasted my meetup 4000+ person meetup group telling them we're switching to luma

luma.com/swg
Seattle Walking Group · Events Calendar
View and subscribe to events from Seattle Walking Group on Luma. Walking and social group based in Seattle. Primary event is a weekly walk around the Washington park Arboretum, but more events planned...
luma.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
my name is business, i speak for the geese
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
when they say seattle has a population of 750k, they are missing the 40 million bluesky members who are spiritually in seattle
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
seattle gotta stop putting fences around parks, i'd rather have a park with some people camping / doing drugs than no parks and a bunch of people in the streets blocking the sidewalks camping / doing drugs
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
katie wilson seems to be #1 topic on bluesky trending, bluesky continues to be the premiere seattle social media network
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Reposted by business goose🪿
Presumably a mistaken suspension of a journalist who is a very anodyne poster over here, @aaron.bsky.team and co. What's the best way to reach the team who can look into it?
In a rare case of Substack notes usefulness, I just learned that Sarah Kendzior (author of They Knew and a brilliant writer) got bounced from Bluesky. What the hell? new @sarahkendzior.bsky.social
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
nobody:

no one:

nary a soul:

me: blasting your favorite sidekick on loop staring at the ceiling
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
🚨🚨 Just in: Katie Wilson has taken a narrow lead in the Seattle mayor race.
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
why are phones doing folding screens instead of hinges like ds'es... www.ayntec.com/products/ayn...
AYN Thor
AYN Thor: Exclusively 6'' AMOLED Dual Screen Gaming HandheldQualcomm Snapdragon CPU | Customized Full HD 6" AMOLED Touch Screen | 3.92" AMOLED Touch Display (Bottom Screen) | Android 13 | 6000mAh Batt...
www.ayntec.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this pentel multi-8 lead holder is one of my new favorite drawing tools
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
wondering if hakeem jeffries saw zohran win NYC and decided to act like a real person again
Q: So Dr Oz said that--

JEFFRIES: Who? Nobody who is serious in this country takes Dr Oz seriously.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
need a stuffed version of my cat who is just as fluffy and the exact same size and has a spine so it flops like him
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
do u think this will ever be released

www.crowdsupply.com/open-tools/o...
Open Printer
Finally, an open hardware printer you can actually understand, repair, and upgrade
www.crowdsupply.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my building also has recently informed tenants its ending its MFTE housing
oof... it appears that Cupples Warehouse (now Stadium Lofts), 1818 Washington, 1901 Washington (Tudor Building) and Paul Brown Lofts, all downtown, have recently ended or are in the process of ending their affordable housing obligations with early LIHTC exits. Several hundred units in all.
LIHTC expirations and early exits already have been a factor in STL City's loss of affordable housing. It's only going to get worse unless we have a robust, actionable plan. This includes alternatives/supplements to LIHTC for production of affordable housing directly serving lower-income residents.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hire dan! hes really smart!!
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ive been playing this game where you ask people questions and they try to convince you they are telling the truth

and i have realized that i am very bad at telling when people say "i am not lying" whether they mean it or not
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the only certainties are death and taxes, so we should implement a death tax
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
dr heinz doofenschmirtz revealing his new phone :

behold, the phone-inator! make calls and texts but watch out! theres a large self destruct button!
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM