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Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
Mark Carney turns off geolocation on phone just in case
OTTAWA - This morning, in an unscheduled press statement, the Prime Minister's Office has said that Prime Minister Mark Carney has turned off geolocation services for all his electronic devices "for n...
www.thebeaverton.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
coward
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
OMG HALF LIFE 3
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
>republicans control the presidency
>republicans control the senate
>republicans control the house of representatives

"democrats shut down the government"
October 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This whore spent 3 hours with me in the esex vc and then insists we're "just friends." I hate women!
October 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Oops!!
September 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Can't even sexually harass women at work any more... because of woke
September 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wow, the self-proclaimed "anarcho-capitalist" ended up being a bad leader? What a shocker
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Went to Starbucks instead of Tim Hortons today, real clamfest in here
September 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I am singlehandedly keeping the trans porn industry alive
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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kash patel frantically typing “how to find a murderer step by step instructions using smallest words possible” into chat gpt
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I feel like Charlie Kirk's death has really overshadowed how disappointing Mega Malamar is
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.
on a serious note it's incredible how little they cared about the guy. he wasn't even confirmed as dead, never mind his body cold, before they started pushing "lefist" and "trans" "terrorism" narratives. they saw the blood gush out of his neck and thought "this is an excellent opportunity."
just so you know, twitter losers are trawling through bluesky and doing their usual thing of complaining about people who are telling jokes. comedy is legal now, losers. deal with it.
September 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Twitter banned me for speaking the truth about Charlie Kirk!
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Where the black bitches at?
March 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hello everyone. I am brand new to Bluesky, what are you guys up to
March 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM