Maximum Goonch
@goonchmaxxing.bsky.social
A large predatory catfish living primarily in the Mekong river delta. I enjoy explosively snapping my jaws around unwary smaller fish, shellfish, and human limbs.
For some reason youtube reaction channels have discovered the OutdoorBoys so now I'm getting fed a ton of videos where urban black dudes discover that the Hwhite people will just go in the woods and eat steak and it's like they're watching some weird animal at the zoo.
December 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
For some reason youtube reaction channels have discovered the OutdoorBoys so now I'm getting fed a ton of videos where urban black dudes discover that the Hwhite people will just go in the woods and eat steak and it's like they're watching some weird animal at the zoo.
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Hey, yeah it's me. Single classic RPG monster that inflicts an extremely rare and annoying status effect that you'd never build to resist and the cure-all item doesn't work on. Yeah. So anyway you're a frog now.
December 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Hey, yeah it's me. Single classic RPG monster that inflicts an extremely rare and annoying status effect that you'd never build to resist and the cure-all item doesn't work on. Yeah. So anyway you're a frog now.
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me playing doom 3 on a sumerian tablet: i can't see a thing, i'll open this one
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
me playing doom 3 on a sumerian tablet: i can't see a thing, i'll open this one
The One Piece Fandom deserves it's own Sickos.jpg
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The One Piece Fandom deserves it's own Sickos.jpg
Every time there's a high profile shooting the entire Right Wing acts out the plot of Dexter except instead of trying to prove he's the killer they're desperately searching for evidence he's not white.
September 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Every time there's a high profile shooting the entire Right Wing acts out the plot of Dexter except instead of trying to prove he's the killer they're desperately searching for evidence he's not white.
It is incredibly funny to see all of the Checkmark Libs going "Gun Violence is Never Okay, Pensive Emoji." while every single normal citizen is going "I hope Charlie Kirk shit his pants when he went down. I hope he gassed out the whole crowd."
September 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It is incredibly funny to see all of the Checkmark Libs going "Gun Violence is Never Okay, Pensive Emoji." while every single normal citizen is going "I hope Charlie Kirk shit his pants when he went down. I hope he gassed out the whole crowd."
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I'm already seeing people saying "Stop saying Clanker it's becoming a real slur."
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
August 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm already seeing people saying "Stop saying Clanker it's becoming a real slur."
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.
One of my friends posted this context free panel of the Gender Affirming Isekai Truck so I edited it with the "Aggressive" face from that chart of emotions from school nurse's offices.
August 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of my friends posted this context free panel of the Gender Affirming Isekai Truck so I edited it with the "Aggressive" face from that chart of emotions from school nurse's offices.
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I am an adherent to the philosophy that all the best artists are perverts in some way, if not openly then privately. What is perversion if not having unchecked passion, the same passion that fuels artistry.
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am an adherent to the philosophy that all the best artists are perverts in some way, if not openly then privately. What is perversion if not having unchecked passion, the same passion that fuels artistry.
I don't know who needs to hear this but human beings are monkeys. No we didn't evolve from a "Common ancestor" to monkeys. That ancestor was a monkey. And so are you.
August 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but human beings are monkeys. No we didn't evolve from a "Common ancestor" to monkeys. That ancestor was a monkey. And so are you.
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yknow its incredible that non-governmental organizations can call themselves shit like "national center" or whatever. i think that should be illegal. i think thats obvious exploitation of the trust people have in governments (misplaced as i believe that trust to be) and should be forbidden.
NCOSE takes a swing. As I predicted, they're a key player in all of this. They've been obsessed with Steam since 2018, when Steam actually opened the door to adult content after NCOSE tried to get a ton of visual novels (like HuniePop) pulled
August 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
yknow its incredible that non-governmental organizations can call themselves shit like "national center" or whatever. i think that should be illegal. i think thats obvious exploitation of the trust people have in governments (misplaced as i believe that trust to be) and should be forbidden.
Emperor of Man: Malcador I have a new invention, this one will save the galaxy for sure.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
August 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Emperor of Man: Malcador I have a new invention, this one will save the galaxy for sure.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger?
Emperor:
Malcador:
Emperor:...Big man.
In hindsight I think I bounced off Naruto because when they were introducing the thesis statement in the Chunin exams I just went "But Rock Lee clearly just has superior Hard Work genes that let him work out way more than other people?" and that made it even funnier when he got owned anyway.
July 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
In hindsight I think I bounced off Naruto because when they were introducing the thesis statement in the Chunin exams I just went "But Rock Lee clearly just has superior Hard Work genes that let him work out way more than other people?" and that made it even funnier when he got owned anyway.
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Bluesky doesn't penalize you for using links, tags, using key words like Patreon or commissions, and doesn't have a central algorithm on your following feed, which means all the power rests on you to help your favourite creators be seen!
July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bluesky doesn't penalize you for using links, tags, using key words like Patreon or commissions, and doesn't have a central algorithm on your following feed, which means all the power rests on you to help your favourite creators be seen!
Guilty Gear Stree Overlord
July 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Guilty Gear Stree Overlord
Remember, if you're failing at life, it's probably not because you did anything wrong. If you're succeeding at life, it's probably still not because you did anything right. The system is completely arbitrary.
July 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Remember, if you're failing at life, it's probably not because you did anything wrong. If you're succeeding at life, it's probably still not because you did anything right. The system is completely arbitrary.
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There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally
July 24, 2025 at 7:44 AM
There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally
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“Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
July 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”
I'm still on twitter for a few accounts that for some reason haven't migrated here yet and I occasionally go into their replies and it's genuinely incredible how fucking stupid the average Twitter user is. These people are genuinely mentally disabled. They should not be allowed to drive.
July 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm still on twitter for a few accounts that for some reason haven't migrated here yet and I occasionally go into their replies and it's genuinely incredible how fucking stupid the average Twitter user is. These people are genuinely mentally disabled. They should not be allowed to drive.
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"Why don't you criticize Republicans as much as the Democrats!!1" is the single dumbest take on the internet and just confessing they need supervision to tie their shoes.
The GOP are subhuman pedophiles, but why should I yell into the void about them instead of the people ostensibly on my side?
The GOP are subhuman pedophiles, but why should I yell into the void about them instead of the people ostensibly on my side?
July 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"Why don't you criticize Republicans as much as the Democrats!!1" is the single dumbest take on the internet and just confessing they need supervision to tie their shoes.
The GOP are subhuman pedophiles, but why should I yell into the void about them instead of the people ostensibly on my side?
The GOP are subhuman pedophiles, but why should I yell into the void about them instead of the people ostensibly on my side?
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On it's face I don't really care about the NYC Mayoral Election because I do not live there but I really, really want Zohran to win just to see the worst people in the party eat shit
June 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
On it's face I don't really care about the NYC Mayoral Election because I do not live there but I really, really want Zohran to win just to see the worst people in the party eat shit
We used to have really dumb presidents. We still do, but we used to, too.
June 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We used to have really dumb presidents. We still do, but we used to, too.